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How Evil are Women? (Time out:0 days after 17-06-2002, 07:30)
They're silky shades that stalk the dark recesses of your mind sucking out your soul
They're just vampires that prefer to suck blood directly from your heart, that's all
They're soft, delicate, and aesthetically formed machines of pain
They're shy and demure which makes it easier for them not to slip out that they are holding a knife behind their backs
Their pure and ardent hearts pump furiously pushing ice through all their veins
A woman's kiss is the sweetest thing in the world. So sweet that you don't even notice your life force draining away.
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DaShi is offline DaShi
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The Taste of Japan
Sep 2000
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How Evil are Women? Suffering from ads?

Let's finally settle this.

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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Oct 1999
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Dumped again?

DaShi is offline DaShi
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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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No fair. No selection represents my view!

Women are superb. Without them, the world would be a far sorrier place. If they ran the world, it would likely be a good bit better. Hooray for women.

DaShi is offline DaShi
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Actually, I wish it was as simple as being dumped. That I can and have handled. No this is far more complicated. Such is the sinister way of women.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Nice poll.
But I like women.

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Nice poll.
But I like women.


So do I.

But I like spiders too.

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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May 1999
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Does this count as a hate thread?

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Does this count as a hate thread?



Where's the hate?

The Emperor Fabulous is offline The Emperor Fabulous
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As a good friend of mine once said:

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YOU DAMNABLE WOMEN! YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED UNTIL YOU DRAIN US OF OUR SOULS!


However, he gets significantly more action than I do.

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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They're out to steal our precious essence.

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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Where's the hate?


Ozzing out from every single one of your pores

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They're soft, beautiful, luscious and delicate pieces of fruit.

Find one that's ripe but not rotten, treat her right and you'll be rewarded.

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Yes, you found us out. We are pure and utter evil

We are deceptive, vindictive, vengeful and just plain evil. Then again we can grab you....drag you into the bedroom and lick you from the top of your head to the tip of your toes and rock your world until you can't stand it any longer and then leave you begging for more. Yes, we are indeed strange creatures

Did I get it about right?

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Did you ever get the impression most men are credulous.

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I love the women, love the women.......
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but they're still evil. EVIL I SAY! EEVVVIIILL!!!
They're the only wonderful-gifts-of-God that I know of that don't know what they want that want everything at the same time.

aaglo is offline aaglo
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All women are evil.
They are hurting the men without even knowing.
They demand the impossible.
If a woman asks your opinion on something, and she doesn't like it, she gets mad .

Women are impossible.

Clear Skies is offline Clear Skies
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Don't know if I can remember this properly, but it goes something like this...

We know that women require input of time and money. Therefore
WOMEN = TIME x MONEY
We also know that
TIME = MONEY
Therefore
WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY
We also know that money is the root of all evil.
Therefore
MONEY = sqrt(EVIL)
Therefore
WOMEN = (sqrt(EVIL) x sqrt(EVIL))
Therefore
WOMEN = EVIL.

I rest my case.

problem_child is offline problem_child
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Women are generaly as evil as men- but narcissists too. But its alright- you're allowed to be if you're a woman.

Men who suck up to em make me sick. You know there's alot to be said for being gay... the only draw-back being you'd have to sleep with men *ew!*

That's why women are so weird, you havta be to sleep with a man and actually (alegedly) enjoy it.

I guess I'm still a little bitter from my last encounter with one, ask me again next year.

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women are sweeeet

Roland is offline Roland
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Exactly.

And if they aren't just put some honey on'em.

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Move to Thailand.

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I shall prove evilness of women by free-associating from Urban Ranger's post.

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Ozzing
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EVIL WOMAN, DON'T YOU PLAY YOUR GAMES WITH ME! EVIL WOMAN, DON'T YOU PLAY YOUR GAMES WITH ME!

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quote:
Originally posted by Boris Godunov
No fair. No selection represents my view!

Women are superb. Without them, the world would be a far sorrier place. If they ran the world, it would likely be a good bit better. Hooray for women.


If you werent gay we would accuse you of being pussy-whipped.

DaShi is offline DaShi
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Ozzing out from every single one of your pores


Really? How so?

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If you werent gay we would accuse you of being pussy-whipped.


Hehehe, I am free from the lash.

Except of course from mom. Damn her.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Then again we can grab you....drag you into the bedroom and lick you from the top of your head to the tip of your toes and rock your world until you can't stand it any longer and then leave you begging for more.


Oh, don't need a woman for that!

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Ahhhh yes but the world would be very dull without us!

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...and very empty

 
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