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UnOrthOdOx
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Hello....
Jun 2002
time: 22:20
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After wandering the Jungle for what seems hundreds of years, when an opening was offered to return, I jumped at the chance.
I was transferred to the sighants (???) department. Some new items have entered the "testing" stage.
I tell you, these guys have lost their minds. I was given this big, flat thing and told to hold it out in front of me while they attempted to hit me with clubs. Now, I may be a green bananna, but I did not fall from the tree this morning. Just as I was about to argue that I, a highly trained professional, should be the one swinging the club, Uber came to oversee the project. I could not disobey his direct order now, could I? (You should see how hard he can swing a club...)
Under protest, I gathered this...chield, I think they called it, and bravely wielded it in front of me.
Though I do not remember what happened next, I awoke to find myself lying in a proper bed for the first time since I was but a boy. I am told that the 'spirmint went well and we should be seeing these put into service soon.
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22-06-2002 01:55
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