23-06-2002 15:16									#31
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If you were a cat in a hat, finding a bat would be pat.

	23-06-2002 15:56									#32
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I almost got hit by a train once, in Hong Kong. In the years following that, I've been singed by the blue flame on a bunsen burner, breathed five pounds of carbon monoxide, made several trips on Indonesian mountain roads, and been on board a plane that fell about a thousand feet in one go.

Before you say it, no I'm not an extreme sports enthusiast.

	23-06-2002 16:20									#33
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Whilst going to visit a friend's new flat, I saw a man in a flourescent (sp) road workers jacket, with uncut hair and a gigantic beard, on a single crutch, carrying a plastic shopping bag filled with rhubarb.

It disturbed me, anyway.

	23-06-2002 17:20									#34
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I just came up with something really disturbing.

Last year I was at a airport (Arlanda outside Stockholm) waiting for my flight and read a book all alone. It was about half an our before the gates opened when a large group of elderly japanese tourists turned up while pointing their cameras in every direction as is their custom.

Well they needed somewhere to sit down of cource. And since Sweden is about the same size as japan but there's about 16 times as many people in Japan our conceptions of personal space wasn't exacly compatible...

Let me put it like this - I felt sexually violated and got filmed at the same time.

	23-06-2002 18:50									#35
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse I'm serious. Get off your asses and help me, you good-for-nothings. How do you: a) Find a bat b) Capture it once found

Call the Canadian equivalent of pest control. Around here they will help with rats and other anoying animals anyway. Thy may not actualy do more than give advice.

You could try a fishing fly. A friend of mine had a bat go for one in Yosimite once.

	23-06-2002 20:04									#36
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disturbing: two nights ago I had a dream that my dad ran someone over while speeding, put the body in the back of the truck, and then took it to the woods to bury it...and I was supposed to help him dig the grave or else "I would join him"

	23-06-2002 20:08									#37
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smashed kittens

	23-06-2002 20:27									#38
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quote: Originally posted by orange disturbing: two nights ago I had a dream that my dad ran someone over while speeding, put the body in the back of the truck, and then took it to the woods to bury it...and I was supposed to help him dig the grave or else "I would join him"

Lay off the salty foods before bedtime(pizza included). Turn out the light or get a flourescent. Don't use too many blankets.

I have discovered that the surest way to have disturbing dreams is to be too bleeding hot or thirsty. Getting a flourescent light for my bed really cut down on them.

	23-06-2002 20:29									#39
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I saw a smashed kitten on the way home from bunnygrrl's job the other day. Kittens don't look right flat with their insides coming out of them.

	23-06-2002 20:55									#40
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Sensative,

Didn't you wonder why the Doc had both hands on your hips as he did the exam?

	23-06-2002 21:00									#41
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse Moth! Moth! I'm gonna get eaten alive in middle school...

are you sure all your woolen pullovers are still in one piece...that sounds like a well-fed moth

	23-06-2002 23:12									#42
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Don't want to make you too paranoid or anything, KH, but try to make sure you haven't been bitten in your sleep or anything. It could be carrying rabies.

	24-06-2002 02:22									#43
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Ewww, I hate moths

	24-06-2002 02:27									#44
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The most disturbing: Me trying to cycle round the local today park today. I panted so heavily that people looked at me like I was build out of poo.

	24-06-2002 02:36									#45
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quote: The most disturbing: Me trying to cycle round the local today park today. I panted so heavily that people looked at me like I was build out of poo.

Maybe they thought you were having a poo...

I saw a rather disturbing picture involving a soccer player stretching and doing something else at the same time, but I am not gonna stick it up here, unless I am asked and given special dispensation to do so.

	24-06-2002 02:40									#46
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quote: Originally posted by lightblue and given special dispensation to do so.

NO!

	24-06-2002 02:43									#47
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Thought that might be the case

	24-06-2002 02:47									#48
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I'm sure it would be fine if he had a strategically-placed newspaper

	24-06-2002 02:51									#49
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Has anyone heard from KH yet today? Just curious, ya know, 'cause if it WAS a vampire bat ... well, KH might not be a day person much anymore.

Gatekeeper

	24-06-2002 03:55									#50
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The most distrubing thing that has happened to ME in the past year? My 6 year old son making the off the cuff comment at the dinner table: " I can't wait until I get my sperms."

	24-06-2002 05:03									#52
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Ah kids. My nephew refers to me as 'stinkyrichard' and his grandmother as 'stinkynanna'. Charming

	24-06-2002 05:12									#53
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I once saw a moth as big as you claim down in Tennessee. Musta flew up from Texas.

	24-06-2002 07:33									#54
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Problem solved. Opened the door and waited. Flew out after an hour or so.

There's too many places for a bat to hide here. My only experience hunting bats was at my grandfather's cabin in the mountains, which was only one room (making the things easy to find).

	24-06-2002 07:37									#55
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kittyhorse is safe...

	24-06-2002 07:49									#56
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I didn't have a big strong submariner to protect me. Had to make do on my own.

	24-06-2002 07:53									#57
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I need a big strong submariner too.

	24-06-2002 09:18									#58
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Hey, Whoa! You guys are getting out of hand. THINK about what you're saying, OK?

	24-06-2002 09:27									#59
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I like bats.

Some live around our house.

That's why I don't get bitten by mosquioes. They are all eaten

This year a stupid neighbour cut down the trees on which they grow.

But the insects died anyway, since we had a huge heat wave in march, and the insects all woken up, thinking it's summer.

Then came a month of heavy showers

Every one are dead. Insects I mean.

	24-06-2002 10:00									#60
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The other good news about my as* exam was that a moth flew out during it.