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Mr. Nice Guy

Warlord

"I'm gonna speak softly, but carry a BIG STICK!!!"
Mar 2002
time: 23:20

26-06-2002 11:53

Is Osama Bin Laden really Satan?

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http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101020701/story.html

I was just reading this story about the end of the world and something struck me as a possibility. Maybe Osama Bin Laden is really Satan. I don't know, he just seems to add up to someone who is associated with the devil, or is the devil himself. And I'm not saying he is. I'm just saying he might be. But you might have a different opinion. Read the above article to find out more.

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Last edited by Mr. Nice Guy on 26-06-2002 at 11:59

Lorizael

Prince

The Cult Wins
Sep 2001
time: 00:20

26-06-2002 12:43

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So what exactly is my vote worth?

And I already knew the world was ending. I've been seeing the signs for years and I didn't need a book to tell me.

But it has nothing to do with religion. Only civilization will die. The earth will survive... it's survived worse than what we can do to it.

Alexander's Horse

Deity

Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
time: 15:20

26-06-2002 12:44

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Stopped taking your medication this week Cloud9?

Mr. Nice Guy

Warlord

"I'm gonna speak softly, but carry a BIG STICK!!!"
Mar 2002
time: 23:20

26-06-2002 12:53

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quote:
Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Stopped taking your medication this week Cloud9?

What's that suppose to mean?

Thucydides

King

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

26-06-2002 16:08

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quote:
But it has nothing to do with religion. Only civilization will die. The earth will survive... it's survived worse than what we can do to it.

Every civilization dies, but humanity itself continues. Of course we have reached a point in our technical evolution where it is possible to destroy ourselves, but assuming that such an event doesn't occur, it's possible for humanity to outlast the earth. After all, eventually the sun will reach a diameter where it will swallow up the Earth before it becomes a White Dwarf. However, there is nothing stopping humans from eventually expanding throughout the galaxy like mold growing on a petri dish.

I guess even when that occurs people will cling to archaic religious ideas

Thucydides

King

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

26-06-2002 16:35

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speaking of the end times, here's someone who thinks that the I Ching is a giant fractal calender which predicts the end of the world happening December 22, 2012 http://www.survive2012.com/why2012fractal.html

Hydey

Emperor

up shyte creek without a paddle
Mar 2000
time: 14:20

26-06-2002 16:37

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I would have thought that Bush was closer to satan

ZoboZeWarrior

King

of anonym losers ... :[
Mar 2001
time: 06:20

26-06-2002 16:57

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Chirac is !

Sava

King

GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
time: 23:20

26-06-2002 17:03

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OBL's not satan, neither is Bush. They're both too stupid. Both of them fall under the "minion" category.

Paul Hanson

King

Dilbert
Aug 1999
time: 05:20

26-06-2002 17:16

#10

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Agreed. We all know that Lexa Doig is infact the devil incarnate.

Sava

King

GO GO GO!
Mar 2001
time: 23:20

26-06-2002 17:22

#11

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quote:
Originally posted by Paul Hanson
Agreed. We all know that Lexa Doig is infact the devil incarnate.

That's okay... she's so hot, she has to be evil...

problem_child

Warlord

State of the Animal
Mar 2000
time: 05:20

26-06-2002 17:32

#12

Put an end to popups!

Bush is a more likely candidate for satan, but christianity is an ignorant religion, the world is constantly ending and constantly being created- that's just the nature of time.

You don't need a guy with goat-genes for that.

Mr. Nice Guy

Warlord

"I'm gonna speak softly, but carry a BIG STICK!!!"
Mar 2002
time: 23:20

26-06-2002 21:20

#13

Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Why does everyone think Bush is Satan?

Faboba

King

Scotland. I can't be more specific else they'll find me.
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

26-06-2002 21:56

#14

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So where's the 'Don't be a fucking IDIOT you melodramatic moron/American'

Bereta_Eder

Prince

Oct 2000
time: 07:20

26-06-2002 22:16

#15

Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Osama says you're satan. you say osama is satan.

apparently noone of you is satan.

because satan, when he arrives, will be well liked by all.

untill it will be toooooo LAAAATE!

Ecthy

Emperor

Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:20

26-06-2002 22:18

#16

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Now I'm certain paiktis is Satan.

Bereta_Eder

Prince

Oct 2000
time: 07:20

26-06-2002 22:18

#17

Suffering from ads?

will you ever stop trolling me hairy smelly kraut?

red_jon

King

Uni of Wales Swansea
Oct 2000
time: 05:20

26-06-2002 22:39

#18

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quote:
Originally posted by Cloud9
Why does everyone think Bush is Satan?

Because of his facial contortions...

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SlowwHand

King

of The Cooler
Sep 1999
time: 23:20

26-06-2002 22:46

#19

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I agree that we may be entering the prophesied time frame.
As far as Bin Laden being Satan, I don't think so.
I think he's a sign of the times, and doesn't equal a pimple on Satan's ass. He just thinks he's bad.

Mr. Nice Guy

Warlord

"I'm gonna speak softly, but carry a BIG STICK!!!"
Mar 2002
time: 23:20

26-06-2002 23:16

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quote:
Originally posted by red_jon
Because of his facial contortions...

Ha ha, you're funny. No, don't think so.

Ecthy

Emperor

Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
time: 06:20

26-06-2002 23:28

#21

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Stop crying you git, at least I don't get insulting as quickly as you do.

- Groucho -

Prince

Jan 2001
time: 00:20

27-06-2002 00:22

#22

Suffering from ads?

Satan doesn't exist. "He" is just a fairy tale made up by moralists who wanted to scare people into following weird rules that end up benefitting the moralists.

OBL either exists or at one time existed.

Therefore OBL can not be Satan.

KrazyHorse

King

Macedonia
May 2001
time: 00:20

27-06-2002 02:47

#23

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Osama bin Laden is Satan?

Somebody's really got a foreshorthened view of history, now doesn't he.

One in which the WTC attack was the most egregious act humanity has ever seen...

- Groucho -

Prince

Jan 2001
time: 00:20

27-06-2002 02:50

#24

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Not if he isn't being metaphorical. Doesn't the Satan myth give him the power to be many places and to take many forms?

Hell, my hangnail could be Satan. It certainly is the most painful thing in my life right now.