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moomin is offline moomin
King
Moo Like In Moomin
Jul 2000
time: 05:20
  Old Post 30-06-2002 23:21
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Return of the Evil Porn Ad Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

So, I've gotten this twice opening up the forums list the last few hours:

Attachment: a1pop3.gif
This has been downloaded 117 time(s).

MarkG is offline MarkG
Grand Lord of Apolyton, Owner of all this land as far as the eye can see

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Macedonia, Greece
Jan 1970
time: 07:20
  Old Post 30-06-2002 23:29 Visit MarkG<br><img src=/forums/images/admin-icon.gif>'s homepage!
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it never went away

just goes to show that one will not get it that often....

again, it's not porn. 56.82% of the ads played on tv show more skin and have more sex-related wording than that.

FrustratedPoet is offline FrustratedPoet
Emperor
All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
time: 05:20
  Old Post 30-06-2002 23:34 Visit FrustratedPoet's homepage!
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Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

that ad is stupid, cheap, tacky and unappealing ...

but it is not porn.

moomin is offline moomin
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Moo Like In Moomin
Jul 2000
time: 05:20
  Old Post 30-06-2002 23:36
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Hey, need to get this thread some eyeballs, right?

Mark, I will accept one of those fluffy eagles as compensation!

Dauphin is offline Dauphin
Emperor
Caught in a tuna net
Jan 1970
time: 05:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 00:03
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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Is the Poly shop selling 'Horny Goat Weed'?

TCO is offline TCO
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Richmond, VA
Jan 1970
time: 00:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 00:58
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The ad is really tacky, Mark. I vote for removing it.

MarkG is offline MarkG
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Jan 1970
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  Old Post 01-07-2002 01:00 Visit MarkG<br><img src=/forums/images/admin-icon.gif>'s homepage!
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Enter the AD-FREE zone

quote:
Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
Is the Poly shop selling 'Horny Goat Weed'?
in the same manner that ABC sells Honda cars

War4ever is offline War4ever
Emperor
I live amongst the Red Sox Nation
Jan 1970
time: 21:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 01:03
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bad ad!

Zopperoni is offline Zopperoni
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Dec 2000
time: 06:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 01:29
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That's actually the first time I've had a chance to take a good look at the ad (, my popup-killer clears it before I can take look at it).
But "Horny Goat Weed"...that's disgusting, dude...

Comrade Tassadar is offline Comrade Tassadar
Settler

Aug 2005
time: 05:20
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkG
just goes to show that one will not get it that often....


I get it quite often.

quote:
again, it's not porn. 56.82% of the ads played on tv show more skin and have more sex-related wording than that.


However, I would venture to guess that the ad in question does cause for more of a.....well.....You know what I mean.

Winston is offline Winston
King
Danmark
Mar 1999
time: 06:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 02:52
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Horny goat weed, really!

The fun part is that such a product actually exists.

I'm launching a new product "Horny rat droppings" - guaranteed effect on your love life or you get 2 free dried otter's nipples and a small jar of albatross saliva.

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 03:29
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Get a bigger avatar today!


but my rival product horny pig's snout will thrash yours

alva is offline alva
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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
time: 06:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 03:50
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

BTW: wasn't a picture removed last week fromt the OT forum because it showed half a nipple?

Apocalypse is offline Apocalypse
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Lexington, VA: College - Houston, TX: Home
Aug 2005
time: 00:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 03:52
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Suffering from ads?

That pic shows no nipple and the breasts are covered by fabric.

alva is offline alva
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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
time: 06:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 03:56
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Tired of ads?

quote:
Originally posted by Apocalypse
That pic shows no nipple and the breasts are covered by fabric.


hmm, ok but this ad is trying to sell sex, where as the OT pic just showed some skin ( I must admit that i didd't see the pic in question, only read about it )

Grrr is offline Grrr
King
of Hamilton, New-Zealand.
Dec 2000
time: 18:20
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I still don't get popups .

Horny Goat Weed?

Reminds me of that song by Metallica 'So ****ing what'

tniem is offline tniem
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Hope College
Apr 2000
time: 00:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 05:56
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Originally posted by MarkG
again, it's not porn. 56.82% of the ads played on tv show more skin and have more sex-related wording than that.

Where did you get that statistic? I mean how do you get more sex related than the word sexual? Wait, please do not answer that.

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
time: 15:20
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Got spare money?

We found something like that in my father's medicine cabinet.

When asked about it he got all huffy and said, "Well? You don't want me to end up like Charlie Filletti do you?"

Straybow is offline Straybow
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SG(2)… gone but not forgotten
Jan 1970
time: 23:20
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That'd be funny if we knew who Charlie Filletti was…

Caesar the Great is offline Caesar the Great
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New York
Apr 1999
time: 00:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 09:40
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkG
it never went away

just goes to show that one will not get it that often....

again, it's not porn. 56.82% of the ads played on tv show more skin and have more sex-related wording than that.


don't let 56.82% of TV ads better this website!

i say the internet needs more porn!

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
Deity
Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 09:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Caesar the Great
i say the internet needs more porn!


Now there's a quote!

Asher is offline Asher
King
Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 10:15 Visit Asher's homepage!
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Has anyone else made this image their desktop background?

notyoueither is offline notyoueither
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Aug 2001
time: 22:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 12:54
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No. But I'm making arrangements to meet the model.

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
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quote:
Originally posted by Straybow
That'd be funny if we knew who Charlie Filletti was…


Not knowing Charlie Filletti is the funny part you ninny.

Solver is offline Solver
Apolyton Duke Of Something
Latvia, Riga
Sep 2000
time: 07:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 14:42 Visit Solver<br><img src=/forums/images/staff-icon.gif>'s homepage!
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Suffering from ads?

If the Apolyton store started selling sexual stimulation stuff, Markos would be getting very rich, I bet .

Mannamagnus is offline Mannamagnus
Prince
Prime Headbonker, The Netherlands
Mar 1999
time: 06:20
  Old Post 01-07-2002 15:00
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Put an end to popups!

So where can I order a horny goat? (I've used my last sheep yesterday)

MarkG is offline MarkG
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Macedonia, Greece
Jan 1970
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Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

seeing the types of.... issues raised in this thread, i fail to see a huge problem with this ad, therefore

case closed(once again)

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