05-07-2002 11:39									#1
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Greetings,

This evening, we had the most delightful tete-a-tete with our fine President, Mr. Trip. We feel privileged by this opportunity to get to know our brilliant leader better, the person that represents our people to the world.

Trip arrived late in the evening, as we invited him into our quarters. We presented bread, wine, and the finest Bananas. In an effort to get to know our leader better, we had a most enthrilling chit chat.

We asked Trip how the UFC was doing. Expressing the beneficial aspect of parties, and how they reflect glory to all members involved, he stated, "The only reason I created the UFC was so I could seem important". Confirming his dedication to his creation, he added, "if I ever leave the UFC then I'll be an independent probably."

During dessert, the conversation turned to the subject of mass voters, and their importance in our nation. "The n00bs don't do much", he commented. "The regulars are dropping like flies while the fate of our nation is left to the n00bs, we may never make it out of this jungle!"

Changing direction slightly, we debated the issue of fair elections, and Trip proved himself a stalwart defender of liberty and freedom of speach, "Anyone who opposes me faces the wrath of my elite gaurd!"

Strange yet interesting indeed! The behavior of someone representing our nation is important, and that is why this message has been brought to you by the DIA. Working for you, working for the people!

Last edited by Timeline on 05-07-2002 at 21:10

	05-07-2002 11:41									#2
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You are truly a pathetic man, Linney.

	05-07-2002 11:43									#3
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What about the wereworm conspiracy?

	05-07-2002 11:44									#4
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seriously. you people are making me ponder not running again.

	05-07-2002 11:44									#5
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quote: Originally posted by kring What about the wereworm conspiracy?

Shhhhhh!!!!
What if the people learn I'm really a were-worm from another planet, bent on interplanetary espionage and sabotage?

	05-07-2002 14:17									#6
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Damn. I thought there was the chance to crash an official dinner function, with a few hand-picked buds and a keg.

quote: What if the people learn I'm really a were-worm from another planet, bent on interplanetary espionage and sabotage?

We all know were-worms are allergic to bananas. If you survived the palace coup (IF!), you wouldn't survive the vicious banana jungle of Notylopa very long.

It's not a threat, merely...... a caution.

	05-07-2002 20:09									#7
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Perhaps Mr. Timeline should be voted out of office. He certainly seems eager to hold the most powerful position in the land, and his vile, Democratic Industrialist words only turn the stomach. It's time to have a man in office who is not at odds with our President. Javohl, das est richteig.

	05-07-2002 20:56									#8
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quote: his vile, Democratic Industrialist words only turn the stomach.

Trip really said those things, I didn't make them up.

	06-07-2002 05:16									#9
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The President said even more words, that I won't repeat since Timeline and Trip haven't, that might cause a big scandal if known. While I joined the dinner late (all the food was gone), I can attest to the wrath of imperial guard statement.

	06-07-2002 10:13									#10
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Yeah, I decided not to post about hat because Ming and MarkG would not really like stuff like that on our forum...

But you really need to watch your mouth some Trip

	06-07-2002 10:18									#11
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Forgive me, I forgot that this was Church.

	06-07-2002 10:29									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Trip Forgive me, I forgot that this was Church.

The great banana forgives you.