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Rate women.
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Lovely bundles of joy 24 50.00%
Hormone-crazed evil psychopaths with evil schemes 16 33.33%
Vibrating Love Banana. 8 16.67%
Total: 48 voters 100%
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Faboba is offline Faboba
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Jan 1970
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ya whatever

Now I think i'll go howl at the moon.

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This needs to be one of those boxy ones with the more than one choice thing. Then I'd pick 'em all. But cuz it's not, I had to go with bananas.

I mean really, sometimes women are wonderful. They are more fun than those barrel things that have those creatures in 'em that are a lot like us but are brown and furry and stuff.

And sometimes I swear they're worse than that dude himself down there in the big hot pit thing with all the other bad people like me that did things that were against the dude way up in the cloudy place.

Gah. No... I'm not on anything or off anything or stuff. This is the whole sleep thing. Or lack there of. Or someting. Yah, definetely something.

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I agree. The poll should allow multiple selections

Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
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I am biased in favor of women.

Gibsie is offline Gibsie
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I like women's lovely bundles of joy

Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
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and lovely bundles of joy is wrong. it objectifies women.

women are our sweet thang.

MikeH is offline MikeH
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Women are both lovely bundles of joy and hormone-crazed evil psychopaths with evil schemes

I am a vibrating love banana, unfortunately there's no-one to hear my buzzing little tune.

Inverse Icarus is offline Inverse Icarus
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May 2001
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from my dealings with women (only 18) i've discovered that most of them (not all) are idiotic, illogical, annoying "satanic hags" as you put it.

i know a few good ones, but they're probably just closet satanic hags,

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you just have to know how to deal with them


not that i know or anyone else i think.

and the infamous dog song is proving correct yet again


tis gynaikas i kardia

the woman's heart is an abyss

sometimes hell and sometimes the paradise.


yesiree

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Jun 2000
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They're not so bad if you are on your toes and head off lunacy at the pass.
Sometimes I get lazy and then end up being blindsided because I have not scattered enough rose petals in her path.
The thing I like the most about them is their capacity for love, which I think greatly exceeds our own (and thus leads to problems of their expectations exceeding reality).
The thing I like least is the hormonal surges and dumbfounding mood swings--I find this to be really irritating.
But, seeing as how I'm about to walk the plank--er, get married--I'd better suck it up and learn to live with it, eh?

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an right wing old man who was the founder and owner of a big air conditioning for factories company has told me:


there are three types of marriage:

1) you are in love with the woman but she is not
2) she is in love with you but you are not
3) you are both in love with eachother

and he told me the best marriage is #2.

I didnt like that propably because I am too stupid?

Ramo is offline Ramo
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Oct 1999
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Lovely evil bananas.

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I guess that #2 would have more control over the other. I guess that makes the guy happy.

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quote:
Originally posted by paiktis22
an right wing old man who was the founder and owner of a big air conditioning for factories company has told me:


there are three types of marriage:

1) you are in love with the woman but she is not
2) she is in love with you but you are not
3) you are both in love with eachother

and he told me the best marriage is #2.

I didnt like that propably because I am too stupid?


yes, in my psychology course we went over how in every relationship, the person who loves the other LESS has the upper hand in the relationship, and often ends up being the dominant figure of the two (or three ). That crazy right wing air conditioner guy may have a point. but if you want to be an idealist, go for mutual love.

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It's scientific!

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quote:
Originally posted by SuperSneak
They're not so bad if you are on your toes and head off lunacy at the pass.


You know how to do that? Genius.

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Aug 2001
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women = women
evil = evil
banana = yellow longish fruit

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I think any guy that claims women are evil either:
A) doesn't have enough experience with women
B) interprets their actions as such because of preconceptions
C) is just an idiot
D) a combination of all 3

Women are the most beautiful creatures on this Earth (cmon look at Lexa!). They are our mothers, our soulmates, and the objects of our (hetero) desires. And after the way men have treated women for thousands of years, I think they deserve more respect. But then again, it's my mistake for expecting wisdom from the OT forums.

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quote:
Originally posted by Sava
I think any guy that claims women are evil either:
A) doesn't have enough experience with women


There! Fixed!

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you guys need to stop watching, "The Man Show", and need to get out into the real world.

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