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Rate women. This poll is closed.
Lovely bundles of joy	24	50.00%
Hormone-crazed evil psychopaths with evil schemes	16	33.33%
Vibrating Love Banana.	8	16.67%
Total:	48 voters	100%

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Lazarus and the Gimp

King

Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 01:29

Women. Fabulous or Foul satanic hags?

Enter the AD-FREE zone

Given the latest trend, I thought I'd try guaging opinions.

Lovely, lovely women......

Faboba

King

Scotland. I can't be more specific else they'll find me.
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 01:34

Tired of ads?

Haven't I seen this poll before ( or something damn simiar )

Seeing as I'm in a good mood ( or a sap at the moment ) I'm willing to be an optimist.

Boris Godunov

King

Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:20

09-07-2002 01:36

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Fabulous Hags.

Asher

King

Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:20

09-07-2002 01:37

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Pure evil.

Boris Godunov

King

Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:20

09-07-2002 01:37

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Guess we know blackice's view...

Dauphin

Emperor

Caught in a tuna net
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 01:38

Suffering from ads?

The good points about women outweigh the bad sides.

"To understand a women, start with a man and take away reason and accountability".

blackice

Emperor

Canada where else...
Sep 2000
time: 00:20

09-07-2002 01:39

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To lump one sex or the other like this is simply wrong.

Each sex is made up of people all different and all with their own unique personality. Some are good some are bad.

This type of question has become the hallmark of social engineering gone wrong.

Not one sex in it's entirety can claim they are all:

Lovely bundles of joy
Hormone-crazed evil psychopaths with evil schemes
Vibrating Love Banana.

Silly really.

Boris Godunov; I suppose commonsense and reality surprised you? Contrary to rumors, bad judgement (on their behalf) and bad guessing by some posters. I do not hate women. I dislike the social engineering injustices towards men that I see. Yet some women like men are simply dislikable yes

Asher

King

Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:20

09-07-2002 01:40

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quote:
Originally posted by blackice
Not one sex in it's entirety can claim they are all:

Vibrating Love Banana.

Ignorance

Chieftain

Tampereen betonihelvetti
Dec 2001
time: 07:20

09-07-2002 01:40

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Pure evil in lovely package.

blackice

Emperor

Canada where else...
Sep 2000
time: 00:20

09-07-2002 01:53

#10

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quote:
Originally posted by Asher

Saint Marcus

King

Scio Me Nihil Scire
Jan 1970
time: 06:20

09-07-2002 02:07

#11

Increase Your PM Length

women = evil

orange

Emperor

It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
time: 00:20

09-07-2002 02:17

#12

Full PM-box? Change here!

ditto Saint Marcus

moomin

King

Moo Like In Moomin
Jul 2000
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 02:21

#13

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And I guess our resident expert on, eh, handling women, sch-long, is now gonna proclaim the truth ex cathedra?

Saint Marcus

King

Scio Me Nihil Scire
Jan 1970
time: 06:20

09-07-2002 02:25

#14

Increase Your PM Length

I've got enough experience with women to know they are evil. Fundamentally evil.

orange

Emperor

It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
time: 00:20

09-07-2002 02:26

#15

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ditto Saint Marcus again

lightblue

Chieftain

L'Boro, UK
Oct 2001
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 02:54

#16

Full PM-box? Change here!

Hmm I think women are fundamentally great Then again new relationship, so forgot all the previous ripping your heart out events, so I might be slightly biased.

- Groucho -

Prince

Jan 2001
time: 00:20

09-07-2002 03:01

#17

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Women - sigh - gotta love em.

Faboba

King

Scotland. I can't be more specific else they'll find me.
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 03:03

#18

Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

quote:
Originally posted by Saint Marcus
I've got enough experience with women to know they are evil. Fundamentally evil.

I've only got another fifty-two minutes to fulfill my 'your mother' jokes quota for the day so I hope you'll forgive me for saying...

Your mother's fundementally evil!

Freeze

Chieftain

Seething
Oct 2001
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 03:13

#19

Get a bigger avatar today!

Splendid!

*End Is Forever*

Emperor

Salford, UK
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 03:39

#20

*insert appropriate angsty song here*

Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

There's a beautiful sky tonight, and if you were by my side then we could share it, but you're gone...
So come at me with your moon, and burn me in the stars, 'cause... nothing matters anymore...

If I could only see you now, for about an hour?
Maybe just a minute, just to ask...
What he's got that I don't have? Is it his brown eyes?

I know blue eyes get boring, but I'll wear dark glasses all the time...
And, hey if you want me to? I'll take a knife to my own bright eyes...

If I could only see you now, for about an hour?
Maybe just a minute, just to ask...
What he's got that I don't have? Is it his brown eyes?

Well, I'll give you a thousand reasons that tonight...
You should grant me this one wish.

Like the one year of my life that I gave to you
And now you put me through hell, you break me up.
I should hate you, but I can't replace you in my heart.
Why am I so pathetic? Don't get it why you won't return my calls...

Can't you look at me once?
And please if you got a minute... enjoy this lonely sky with me.
It'll swallow us whole if we only let it...

If I could only see you now, for about an hour?
Maybe just a minute, just to ask...
What he's got that I don't have? Is it his brown eyes?
Well, I'll give you a thousand reasons that tonight...
You should grant me this one wish.

Like the one year of my life that I gave to you
And now you put me through hell, you break me up.
If this sky's going to eat us
Then I'd like to be digested into a million pieces with you,
I'd love to be scattered to hell with you.
To hell with you...
To hell with you.

Flubber

Emperor

With a view of the Rockies
Aug 2000
time: 22:20

09-07-2002 03:42

#21

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I agree with blackice

Women and men are the same in that all the individuals are different . I know women that are so wonderful they seem to be angels and others that are satanic spawn. . . good and bad.

*End Is Forever*

Emperor

Salford, UK
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 03:44

#22

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For the record, I'm voting "lovely bundles of joy". Just because.

Faboba

King

Scotland. I can't be more specific else they'll find me.
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 03:49

#23

Re: *insert appropriate angsty song here*

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quote:
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
There's a beautiful sky tonight, and if you were by my side then

......

To hell with you.

Which google tells me is 'Sell My Old Clothes, I'm Off To Heaven' by 'Saves The Day'.

So there you go.....

Freeze

Chieftain

Seething
Oct 2001
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 04:02

#24

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how about something a little more ironic?

blues traveler?

Faboba

King

Scotland. I can't be more specific else they'll find me.
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 04:04

#25

Put an end to popups!

What?!?!

faded glory

King

This trash talking 2 bit dope dealer is about to learn respect for the law
Jan 2001
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 05:55

#26

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Ya they can be crazy sometimes. But what would we be doing in bed without them????? We would have nobody to have sex with.

God Bless Women!

Vibrating Love Banana? lol.....You know a few years ago on See&Hear.com I saw a chick do a really cool thing with a banana :Cute:

Faboba

King

Scotland. I can't be more specific else they'll find me.
Jan 1970
time: 05:20

09-07-2002 06:23

#27

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quote:
Originally posted by faded glory
We would have nobody to have sex with.

The gay pride marchers might see fit to argue...

Though I think we can all agree that without women the outlook for our species would be fairly... bleak.

Alexander's Horse

Deity

Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
time: 15:20

09-07-2002 06:47

#28

Increase the size of your Attachments

I didn't vote in the poll because women are all those things.

Basically women are heaven and hell - can't live with em, can't live without em.

Mrs Horse was going to divorce me 2 days ago and I was like, "where do I sign?" Today she's coming along to inspect the new house

You work it out, I can't

Although the fact she was having her monthly women's business probably had something to do with it