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Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
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Oh, come on. He's a Brit. Considering that British humor consists of being evil, it'd be sad if they could dish it but not take it.


Yes, but virginity is something that even Brits won't touch (which explains why they remain virgins, I guess).

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it was funny and stefu must be hang by the balls.

(so everyone is happy)


You are a regular King Soloman!
red_jon is offline red_jon
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Phew, good thing red_jon is apparently away on vacation.



I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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Yes, but virginity is something that even Brits won't touch (which explains why they remain virgins, I guess).


Yes, all Brits are virgins, which explains the declining native population.

Anyway, for some, inadvertantly killing kittens is much more satisfying than spending a night of despair in a club.
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Thx, Provost! I've been needing something like this!


I am going to have my revenge on you Stefu!

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red_jon is offline red_jon
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Stefu is offline Stefu
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Jaakko is offline Jaakko
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Edit: ahh never mind, Stefu beat me big time!
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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  Old Post 10-07-2002 23:21
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ROFLMAO @ Stefu.

My coworkers are wondering what I'm roaring at...
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*tut*
Asher is offline Asher
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Why is everyone so mean to my poor little Richie?

Maybe you should give RJ your phonenumber, Rich. Then that'd shut them up with the virgin cracks.
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Come on, that's one of the funniest things I've seen in these parts in a long time, Cloud9's posts included!
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Stefu-


That one was hysterical!!
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Why is everyone so mean to my poor little Richie?

Maybe you should give RJ your phonenumber, Rich. Then that'd shut them up with the virgin cracks.


Stop trying to get pity patootie from Provost, Asher.
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Stefu is just a thoroughbred bastard, that is all Asher

Asher is offline Asher
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Stefu is just a thoroughbred bastard, that is all Asher

He has a lot of angst, living in Finland and all.
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So Stefu, how many women have you bedded?

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Have I said anything about myself?

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So Stefu, how many women have you bedded?


How many Ladies of the Night are into bestiality?

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Stefu visiting those brothels would be like that Pot Noodle advert

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Unfortunately he won't get the reference.
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Neither did most of us.
Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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That's what makes it all the funnier for us Brits, and quite frankly, crap for everyone else

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Do you do Pot Noodle. The slag of snacks.

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That's what makes it all the funnier for us Brits, and quite frankly, crap for everyone else

The same is regularly said about British comedy.
JohnIII is offline JohnIII
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I haven't seen said Pot Noodle ad, either.
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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The same is regularly said about British comedy.




All I can think of is "Are You Being Served?" *BARF*
Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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The same is regularly said about British comedy.


We can't help it if Americans can't understand satire.
JohnIII is offline JohnIII
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All I can think of is "Are You Being Served?" *BARF*

That's because we keep the funny comedies to ourselves. The rest of the world has been kept happy with Monty Python for years.
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British comedy rules you heathens!
 
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