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Asher is offline Asher
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quote:
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We can't help it if Americans can't understand satire.

Neither the British or the Americans can compete with the Canadian comics.

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At bad joke telling?
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Most civilized countries are beyond simple joke-telling comedy.

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He mean Jim Carrey.

Incidentally, his best two movies were both serious (ish). Go figure.
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quote:
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Most civilized countries are beyond simple joke-telling comedy.


Is that why Seinfeld and Friends were so popular in America?
Asher is offline Asher
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Jim Carrey is decent...
I'm thinking more along the lines of Mike Myers, John Candy, David Foley, Eugene Levy (acquired taste maybe ), Martin Short, Dave Thomas, Leslie Nielson, etc

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Is that why Seinfeld and Friends were so popular in America?

I said civilized countries.

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It wasn't a contradictory question, but a complimentary enquiry.
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John Candy? Leslie Nielson? No wonder no-one wants to invade Canada.
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Tom Green is the #1 reason no one wants to invade Canada.

And we like it that way.

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John Candy? Leslie Nielson? No wonder no-one wants to invade Canada.


I will give you some time to take this comment back before I become very, very angry...

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those are cool actors

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quote:
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I will give you some time to take this comment back before I become very, very angry...

John Candy? Leslie Nielson? No wonder no-one with taste wants to invade Canada.

Better now ?
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I'm...warning...you...

Okay, Leslie Nielson, you can get away with it. But you DARE besmirch the late great John Candy? That's appalling. What are you, French?
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Is it true that John Candy is dead?

Leslie N is a bit weird, but still fun.
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Is it true that John Candy is dead?

Leslie N is a bit weird, but still fun.

John Candy died like 8-9 years ago.
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can you take a shot of outside, provost????? i'd like to see kinda what England looks like..everyday..instead of a pretty picture in a book.
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great idea, dm

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So Stefu, how many women have you bedded?


Stefu's a lesbian?
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Dec 1999
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can you take a shot of outside, provost????? i'd like to see kinda what England looks like..everyday..instead of a pretty picture in a book.


You don't want to see it as:

a) You'll see Hull
b) England's generally pretty dull
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It's never dull in Hull.
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Bull!
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so how many girls have you laid, boy?
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Wha?
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That explains it all. Communicational defect.
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Muh?
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Put an end to popups!

Mmmmmoooooooohh!
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*calls 911*
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Remembers Blackadder skecth with the German master of disguises:

"Lord Melchitt, we meet again"
"No, I don't think so "
"Remember that trip to Wales, ahhh yes, I was that sheep!"
""
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It's OK, SD....

What we know so far: Stefu is a virgin but makes fun about other virgins.
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And that Ecthelion is a virgin who mocks virgins for making fun of other virgins.

 
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