05-11-1999 15:01									#1
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welcome to the new thread for the PBEM 2 game. Please post all turns update from game 2 in this thread from now on.

	05-11-1999 21:14									#2
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Turn 27 to Zaphod

	06-11-1999 20:35									#3
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turn to steve

	07-11-1999 03:09									#4
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I just picked up on Don's last post...

A wise guy, huh??!? What civ are you and where the hell are you? I will send my warriors with their stick and stones to smite thee! Yes, i know you're shaking in your boots - it's only natural in the face of such adversity

	07-11-1999 03:18									#5
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Woooooo, Don I'd be really scared at Lung's warriors with their stick and stones by now. In fact after reading his post, I'd be really quaking in my booties if he ever sent phalanxes toward your direction. Have you heard of the legend of the hypnotic phalanxes who drop interceptors and stealth bombers from the sky?

	07-11-1999 15:11									#6
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Good one Monkey! Sarcastic, cynical, *and* witty. And it only took nine minutes to think of it, too

	08-11-1999 01:04									#7
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LOL

Yes I'm shaking in my boots, I'm just thinking about all that hot air trapped in lung, that might blow away my civ.


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	08-11-1999 02:29									#8
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Turn 28 to Monkey

	08-11-1999 02:44									#9
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Hmmm, and I wonder why all those Labyrinth questions started popping up in the help forum by Don.

quote: And it only took nine minutes to think of it, too

by Lung.....

Hmmmm, sarcasm or compliment?

turn 28 to blue max

Why the hell won't this quote work out properly?
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	08-11-1999 05:29									#10
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Yes, I need all the help I can get, especially now that I got Lung coming after me with his well armed warriors.

Turn 28 to Lung.

	08-11-1999 07:12									#11
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Monkey, i think that the correct term is "back-handed compliment". An insult and a compliment all rolled into one!

I think that i should just stick to compliments, that way i may be able to lull you all into a false sense of security. All except Don, of course, whom i seem to have enticed into a state of extreme paranoia. Either that, or he's just paying out on me

P.S. I can't play my turn until i get home - in about 5 hours.
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	08-11-1999 09:54									#12
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No Lung, I'm really really shaking in my booties.

	08-11-1999 13:44									#13
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Turn 28 to Paul (one turn closer to annihilating insolent Don's puny civ )

	08-11-1999 21:14									#14
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Turn 28 to Zaphod

	09-11-1999 00:01									#15
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	09-11-1999 00:33									#16
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hahahahahaha!

I guess Hextapul of the Mayans will have to come over from the Semi-Accel. game and teach you a lesson in manners ....

Keep it up!

	09-11-1999 00:39									#17
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Yes, I think you should come over here and kick Lungs ass.

	09-11-1999 01:37									#18
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Turn sent to blue max,

Hexagonian, if you set one foot into our universe, Lung and I will mentally teleport our phalanxes to your game and starting knocking out your cities.

LOL guys... can't wait to see Lung and Don making first contact!

	09-11-1999 01:57									#19
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Gawd, that's just what i need. 2600bc and civilisations from other worlds coming over to attack me. If i get attacked by aliens, i'm taking you down with me, Don!

	09-11-1999 03:03									#20
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That's Mayans... not aliens!!!

Anything to lighten the mood!

	09-11-1999 06:01									#21
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Yeah guys, get it right!!!
Hex is the mayans and Lung is the alien.

What are ya talking about Monkey, when Lung and I meet, it will be love and peace.

Oh by the way, Mr Max(remember him) said he is getting his messages in German. Any ideas. I betcha lung had something to do with it.

Anyway
Turn 29 to Lung

	09-11-1999 10:45									#22
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Amen brother!

But you forgot merriment. When me and my troops arrive i just want to be shown to your best pubs, that's all!

Hey Don, do you know why historically people shake with their right hands? Just don't be alarmed if we offer with our left hands

And as for Blue Max, it wasn't me, 'caus i can barely swear in German, let alone speak it!

BTW Hexagonian, there are no Mayans on my world (not that i've actually discovered any yet), so you must be an alien....or a witch! (sorry, just slipping a bit into Monty Python mode there)

	09-11-1999 15:24									#23
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Finally, a post of substance from the Lung!

Turn 29 to Paul

	09-11-1999 17:17									#24
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Turn to Zaphod

	09-11-1999 17:39									#25
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Any Idea's why Blue Max is getting messages in German.

	09-11-1999 18:29									#26
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turn to monkey

our medicine man had a strange apperance this night, after chewing on some of those funny mushrooms he saw a barbarian horde running against powerful soldiers equipped with bronze swords. they had a strange tongue ans said to be greeks. as our wise men haven proven that there is no other intelligent life than the russians on this world it must have been a vision from the hell.

	09-11-1999 21:00									#27
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About the Blue Max situation: does he have German string files in his ctp_data\english directory?

	10-11-1999 01:53									#28
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You know what guys? When i had my turn before Blue Max's it was also in German which means that the person before me...

On another note... Zaph you should start feeding your medicine men more often so they don't have to chew on any funny mushrooms. BTW how's your starting location? I just saw a post in the general section which I hope is not true or I misunderstood it.

Turn to blue max

	10-11-1999 05:55									#29
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Hey Zaphod, are you willing to export those mushrooms.
I will feed them to lungs army, while they are sitting around stoned out of their tree, I will sneak up and sack his civ. hehe

What post are you talking about Monkey?

Well I guess Zaphod will have to teach us how to speak/read german.

Turn 30 to Lung.

	10-11-1999 15:51									#30
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Turn 30 to Paul.

Nice try, Don. Those mushrooms won't work on my troops. No sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll for them. No siree! They're good living, gun-totin', ornery country folk, y'hear!

BTW Don, i saw your post on the Accelerated PBEM messageboard before you edited it. Trying to incite revolt against me from elsewhere in the galaxy, eh? I'll get my evil twin brother from your planet to destroy you! Hang on, that's me