03-08-2002 06:20									#1
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There are three jobs open right now:

Bounty Hunter - I'm offering a b50,000 award for Abe's head. There's a b5,000 bonus if you bring him in alive.

Bodyguard - I'm looking for six bodyguards. I want big, imposing men. I want people built like Uncle Uber. You will get your choice of gold-plated iron chain mail, plate armor, broadswords, daggers, bows, spears, and any other weapon you can think of this side of a catapult. Pay is b120 a day, as well as free health and life insurance.

Reporter - I want to bring new people into the news establishment. I'm setting up the News Guild, which will be a group of people who will write up, well, new reports (duh). I'm going to talk to UnOrthOdOx about making this a part of the Gazette; however, this is not going to be like the Gazette at all. It will be more like the War Academy, in that the stories will be posted in News Guild: threads. Also, they will (or should) be posted at most the day after the event occured. There will be no "Saturday Edition" type things.

	03-08-2002 06:23									#2
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about the bounty hunter thing-i dont know...

bodyguard-i need some myself

reporter- i like your idea, but instead of people just posting news all the time, it should be integrated into the gazette, in a daily or bi-daily edition

	03-08-2002 06:31									#3
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Ohh, now your complaining about the Saturday edition! WELL....

Good luck, I have been unable to find reporters myself. I fear that your proposal will put me out of business, though, if they beet us to all the stories there will be little point to the paper. I like the Saturday/Wed edition as it give ME a break Sunday-teusday where I can sit back and let Tass worry about following everything.

I would like to see a Gazette for every chat, however. The Sat/Wed WAS every chat once upon a time...


There is also going to be a NewZupdate thread every week beginning each Wed or Thurs. I will make a report, then allow for the public to refine it before I notify the gOds on Saturday.

	03-08-2002 06:34									#4
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gOd iZ one
itZ faceZ are two

	03-08-2002 06:35									#5
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We are Polytheistic, can you wait a few turns before we call you one?

	03-08-2002 06:42									#6
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i'm not Zure. i'll have to discuZZ it with myZelf

	03-08-2002 06:49									#7
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Next turn we will likely head into the medieval ages, and Greece is already there. Monotheism is but a heartbeat away after that.

	03-08-2002 06:59									#8
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I'd apply for one of these jobs, but I am unfortunately unable to do anything on the mainland at the time (I'm about 150 miles out at sea at the moment).

	03-08-2002 21:14									#9
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hi ,

panag > LOADS THE BIG BANANA GUN WITH BANANA ,

then shouts , where is "abe" , ......

you shall have him very soon , ....

so , what other jobs are out there , ......


reporters , well , Sirotnikov did a nice job , .....

have a nice day

	04-08-2002 00:09									#10
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UnOrthOdOx - I'm not complaining at all about the Saturday Edition. The News Guild is actually NOT roleplaying - it's meant to fill a niche currently unoccupied. This would be more like TV news channels.

	04-08-2002 04:10									#11
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Well, I can say that more info would be usefull. Even game info. Not to degrade the executive reports, but they are not always thurough. IE, they never mentioned Babylon finishing a wonder, nor do they mention the little survey's (8 most ________ nations of the world) that pop up (unless that is turned off?). Info I have speifically asked for to no avail. Would make it easier on me having a central location to look.

	04-08-2002 05:05									#12
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Skywalker, how can you do this when you are on the boat?

	05-08-2002 00:39									#13
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I'm sending everything back by chicken.

	05-08-2002 01:46									#14
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quote: Originally posted by skywalker I'm sending everything back by chicken.

hi ,

nah , ya aint , they cant swim , .......

sounds more like geese or so , .....



so what jobs are still open , ....

have a nice one

	05-08-2002 01:48									#15
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The chicken don't swim, they fly back. They're homing chickens.

	05-08-2002 01:49									#16
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Oh, and all of the jobs are still open.

	05-08-2002 17:04									#17
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quote: Originally posted by skywalker The chicken don't swim, they fly back. They're homing chickens.

hi ,

yeah , yeah , next ya gona say they have guided missile's also , .....

so are we now going to create "new" jobs in the government , ........

just in order to create something , .....

have a nice day

	05-08-2002 18:43									#18
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quote: Originally posted by skywalker I'm offering a b50,000 award for Abe's head.

Mr. Skywalker,
Here’s the Abe’s head. I cooked him with a garnish of potatoes, onions, tomatoes and broccoli. It’s an old family’s recipe. Btw, I hope you like broccoli, Mr. Skywalker... This goes very well with that wonderful French red wine.
Err… about my reward… no check, please. I prefer cash.

	05-08-2002 21:40									#19
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Sure, Aro, thanks. Here are all of the carts full of bananas. If you want to count them, you may.

	05-08-2002 23:26									#20
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No need to count, Mr. Skywalker. I trust you...
Let me see... one, two, three... Wow! I'm rich!!!!
I think I’m going to open a restaurant. I may call it… Aro’s.
Next week, our special will be “Joan’s head flambé with mushroom sauce”. Delicious!

	08-08-2002 11:42									#21
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Ill take the job of body gaurd. I may sounds small but im a ferosious.

	08-08-2002 12:51									#22
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You didnt ask for this..... but ... er... would you happen to need a ... companion, or escort if you will? I could arrange to pimp one for you through my now flourishing "Kman's Escort Eneterprise" (copy right, official trade mark, all rights reserved). Who needs bodygaurds when you got a woman... or 2... or 8... But dont let me get presumptuous, if it is male company that you would prefer, I could arrange that too.
The going rate is b20 per hour for basic escorts, b50 for midline models, and b100 per hour for the top of the line. Your only buying time, remember, nothing more. My employees work on tips.

	09-08-2002 03:11									#23
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* throw bricks at the plantation's windows and runs away in a cowardly manner*

ahahahahaha!!!

	09-08-2002 03:56									#24
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Skywalker: Hi, I'd like to show you all something.

Poison-tipped arrow: WHOOSH

Rendelnep: *dies*

Thanks to Vlad for the idea.

	09-08-2002 04:36									#25
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You do relise that I am now technically a martyr although I still wonder how you poisioned arrow managed to hit me 45 minute after I had ran away from the plantation and got back to gaia on horse back.....

Ohmy lord mango!!! panag they do have guided missiles

Last edited by rendelnep on 09-08-2002 at 04:42