11-08-2002 00:56									#1
	ROTFLMAO!!!! See Poseidon's statue being dressed!!! Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

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	11-08-2002 00:57									#2
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*paiktis has fallen off his chair laughing*

Is this a designer's T-shirt? and up come the trousers too

	11-08-2002 01:04									#3
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who's the poor sod who gave this thread one star?

	11-08-2002 01:05									#4
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poseidon's angry!!! mwahahahahahahaha!

he's going to get his quake on!

	11-08-2002 01:07									#5
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How sad...Poseidon, demoted from Ancient God to window dummy.

	11-08-2002 01:07									#6
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this is really hilarious

	11-08-2002 01:07									#7
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Why on earth? What's wrong with a frickin' statue of a *god* having his willy shown?

	11-08-2002 01:14									#8
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They did it not because he's nude but because they wanted to blemish a pagan god!

	11-08-2002 01:18									#9
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you know, in all statues from now on, i say we make them like barbie's ken. as for old statues, we can alter them to look like barbie's ken.

this kind of statue modification will be good! i mean, the last time it happened, it was by some religious government in, oh, i dunno... afghani---

	11-08-2002 01:27									#10
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Umm...how did they get the pants on?

	11-08-2002 01:39									#11
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Well Poseidon lifted his other leg, duh.

	11-08-2002 01:43									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia Why on earth? What's wrong with a frickin' statue of a *god* having his willy shown?

It does get kinda chilly being naked all that time.

	11-08-2002 01:50									#13
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Gods get cold? I'd better sent the Big One a pair of mittens then, it must be freezing up there.

	11-08-2002 02:01									#14
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Ezekiel 23:20:

(19)Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt (20)and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.

Always a good Biblical verse to remember in situations like this.

	11-08-2002 02:18									#15
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oh ,I remember that quote. I was looking for that, Stefu.

can I quote you?

	11-08-2002 02:27									#16
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I am ashamed for my state.

Even for a cow town like Sacramento that is pretty extreme.

	11-08-2002 02:30									#17
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It's a metaphore about Israel being a whore for Egypt. Are you sure you want to use it, Eli?

	11-08-2002 02:32									#18
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quote: Are you sure you want to use it, Eli?

Eli?

	11-08-2002 02:35									#19
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Scheisse! It must've been that Israeli flag that threw me off.

Azazel. I mean Azazel. WhatEEEEEverrr. Of course you can use it.

	11-08-2002 02:37									#20
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Say what?

anyhow, I thought it was a real nice quote, picturing the naughty minds of the writers of the bible, and I know that it can be interpreted that way, but now, I won't use it , because you called me Eli. up yours!

	11-08-2002 02:40									#21
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Hnu?

Look, sorry if I insulted you or anything - it really was a honest mistake. It's just these flags. They've gotten me used to making the assumption that Israeli flag = Eli.

	11-08-2002 02:51									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu It's just these flags. They've gotten me used to making the assumption that Israeli flag = Eli.

That must have gone over well when Mr. Fun was using an Israeli flag.

	11-08-2002 02:53									#23
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It's all in good spirit. Do you really think that one could get so upset because of this?

	11-08-2002 03:45									#24
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Azazel - on the topic of quotes, can you point me to where Asher made the quote in your sig??

	11-08-2002 04:14									#25
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Orange, can't get you an url but the thread was about circumcision.

	11-08-2002 07:04									#26
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Damn, searched the entire thread (again) and still couldn't find it. I remember reading it before though.

Must...find...that...line...

Success!! It is here, just down a bit..

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	11-08-2002 07:30									#27
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Go here:
http://apolyton.com/forums/printthr...?threadid=58266

Do an inpage search (should show the printable version, it's *big*)

Search for ' professors '

And voila!

	11-08-2002 07:38									#28
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26 minutes too late, though.

	11-08-2002 07:49									#29
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I left the window open. Sor-ry. I'll ante your with a

	11-08-2002 08:02									#30
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I would prefer naked, without the fig leaf. Just looking at a statue with a fig leaf make me itch.