01-09-2002 17:15									#31
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You've played too much SMAC when you succeed in nerve-stapling everyone in sight.

	01-09-2002 21:18									#32
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...when your children are not behaving well, you threaten them with a nerve stapler.

	01-09-2002 22:27									#33
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Ade, the threat certainly works - until the kids find out where you got it from ...

	02-09-2002 08:04									#34
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...when a robber comes along and you say " I've got an impact rifle and I'm not afraid to use it!"

	02-09-2002 15:45									#35
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... when you start calling Bill Gates a morganite pig and imagine his reply " Ha! You should invoke UN 'sanctions' ! "

	02-09-2002 21:35									#36
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…you dream of sending out a former to mow the lawn 'cause it's too hot.

	02-09-2002 23:34									#37
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quote: ... when you start calling Bill Gates a morganite pig

Morgan is a gatesite pig! (And in several occasions Morgan is formed after Gates.)

	03-09-2002 00:01									#38
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...you wonder why God didn't choose 30-50% ocean coverage on the options screen so we'd have more land to expand into.

	03-09-2002 05:25									#39
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...when your pickup lines are usually similar to "Is that a monolith in my pocket or am I just happy to see you"

(ripped from the joke thread, sorry )

	03-09-2002 10:23									#40
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quote: ...you wonder why God didn't choose 30-50% ocean coverage on the options screen so we'd have more land to expand into.

You wonder why it still isn't possible to construct condensors which can make water from apparently nothing

	03-09-2002 15:47									#41
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You perform your final duty, to go into the tanks and become one with all the people. After that, of course, you never find out that the city doesn't like drinking water with dead bodies floating in it.

	03-09-2002 16:28									#42
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You wonder why the Human Genome Project needs so much funding, it only costs 200 minerals.

You hack into your school's network, steal your final exams, and try to pin it on your best friend.

You see no problem with electoral bribery.

	11-09-2002 17:10									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Clear Skies ...you wonder why God didn't choose 30-50% ocean coverage on the options screen so we'd have more land to expand into.

	11-09-2002 18:37									#44
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quote: Originally posted by knowhow2

Merci beaucoup I never realised I was that funny.

Another couple:
...when you're having an argument with someone, you try and get your best friend to help you out by saying 'otherwise I shall cancel our Pact of Brotherhood!'
...you wonder how Saddam managed to research genetic warfare/nuclear capability while running Fundamentalism
...you regard anyone dressed entirely in black with extreme suspicion in case they're a probe team

	12-09-2002 03:34									#45
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You start building Supply crawlers to pick up your chinese take out, thereby increasing the attention you can devote to your game.

	18-09-2002 22:40									#46
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...when you wonder how it's possible that have we researched "Flight" but we still don't have High Energy Chemistry and other all-basic ground-level technologies.

	18-09-2002 23:08									#47
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...when you screw up in real life then realize you forgot to save the game - wait a minute, how does that work again?

	19-09-2002 00:53									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Clear Skies ...you wonder how Saddam managed to research genetic warfare/nuclear capability while running Fundamentalism

quote: ...you regard anyone dressed entirely in black with extreme suspicion in case they're a probe team

Oh, I do that already - but that's because I'm scared they're assassins

	19-09-2002 06:26									#49
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...when you change your career goal to follow that of the benevolent Chairman Yang (that would be me!)

	26-09-2002 17:30									#50
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quote: when you're having an argument with someone, you try and get your best friend to help you out by saying 'otherwise I shall cancel our Pact of Brotherhood!'

I do that all the time.

As it turns out, I did cancel it. I found it Null and Void.

	27-09-2002 02:20									#51
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You sure you didn't mean full of droids?

	27-09-2002 12:16									#52
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These aren't the droids you're looking for…