12-08-2002 05:35									#1
	You Know You Have Played SMAC Too Long When..... Tired of ads?

I don't know has this been done before but here goes.

...You have a Dream where you are one of those onboard Unity. (in my Dream last night, there were beginning of the journey, the accident during it and landing to Chiron, everything.)

please continue.

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	12-08-2002 05:49									#2
	Tired of ads?

... you point out that there's no chance in hell you *can* play too much SMAC. The idea is just absurd. It's like breathing too much, that is, impossible.

	12-08-2002 07:18									#3
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The really scary part is the dream problem happened to oen fo my friends. He played the game for 36 hours over 4 days and that night he started to dream about the game, no play the next day but still the dreams. He had to stop playing for a week for the dreams to stop.

Edward

	12-08-2002 10:19									#4
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. . . when you ask "Why doesn't Saddam just fork over the 32 energy credits and switch to Democracy? Not only would that get the U.S. off his back, it would improve his efficiency rating."

	12-08-2002 13:00									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Mr. President . . . when you ask "Why doesn't Saddam just fork over the 32 energy credits and switch to Democracy? Not only would that get the U.S. off his back, it would improve his efficiency rating."

Because it's his faction's aversion. XD

	12-08-2002 16:43									#6
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quote: XD

Oh my god. Please. No. Please. No. Not here. Apolyton is sacred. You can't. You can't! No! It's impossible! You mustn't! No!

	12-08-2002 18:00									#7
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* Vlad Antlerkov brutally murders Archaic for using... that... abomination...

...when you think that Russia did something wrong when it dropped Communism by trying to switch too many SE choices at once.

...when you line your border with the Gaians with forests and sensor arrays. ()

	12-08-2002 18:07									#8
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... you see wet dreams about the new Stella Polaris.

	13-08-2002 02:01									#9
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...you remember seeing the same thread twice already

	13-08-2002 02:52									#10
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You still post in this forum... hehe

	13-08-2002 04:36									#11
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You see an earth worm and shout " Get the Flame Guns!!! "

	13-08-2002 07:17									#12
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. . . you drop everything you're doing and log on to "the Virtual World". Everyone else, though, just sees you posting at Apolyton.

	13-08-2002 08:32									#13
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you dig up year old threads

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	13-08-2002 18:51									#14
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* Kassiopeia cheers Vlad

Thanks for the link TKG. I think there's a newer thread then that, but I could be wrong. Or was it the SMAC joke thread (loved that one too)?

quote: ... you see wet dreams about the new Stella Polaris.

Mine involve Deirdre.

	14-08-2002 07:45									#15
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Here's a real one.
When you get up in the mornimg and when you shut your eyes, you see a red grid.

	15-08-2002 07:47									#16
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quote: ...you remember seeing the same thread twice already

You remember posting in this thread twice...

	15-08-2002 15:39									#17
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... you remember this thread having been done three times before.

	15-08-2002 15:44									#18
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Like there are any original threads around these days? Sixty thousand Middle East threads, a hundred and fifty-four thousand and ten "Civ3 is pathetic" threads, and this is the one you point out?

	16-08-2002 04:28									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Mr. President a hundred and fifty-four thousand and ten "Civ3 is pathetic" threads

its true though. civ3 is pathetic.

	16-08-2002 04:52									#20
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quote: You Know You Have Played SMAC Too Long When.....

you join the smac demo game

(ya had to see that one coming...)

	18-08-2002 02:18									#21
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...you start wondering if that toadstool over there is going to start spawning native life.

	18-08-2002 23:31									#22
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If you fall in love with a girl looking remotely like Deirdre. (She is nice in RL, sigh)

	19-08-2002 01:32									#23
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Adalbertus: And with any luck, she's got a Scottish accent as well?

I haven't played SMAC enough. Despite Miriam, I still find red hair attractive.

Btw, wasn't a redhaired individual considered a witch or otherwise collaborating with the dark forces in the Middle Ages? So Miriam's hair colour must be poking fun at this... and red hair is considered to be a subliminal sign of dominance, how appropriate for her.

	19-08-2002 02:06									#24
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Although in Twilight of the Mind the biatch has gone snow-white...

	19-08-2002 02:50									#25
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quote: Originally posted by TKG ...you remember seeing the same thread twice already

Newcommer Eh?. This has been around serveral times.

	19-08-2002 19:12									#26
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Kass: No, a French (and brown eyes, but I prefer them anyway, and a lack of interest in me which I definitely don't prefer ).

I don't bother to look in current English translations of the Bible, but I think one may translate the hair colour of David to red (others translate to blonde). And certainly even the most crappy laser gun in Miriam's arsenal would have been taken as witchcraft in the Middle Ages.

	01-09-2002 03:31									#27
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You know you have played SMAC too long when...

....you lock the door to your room, and when someone knocks and asks what the heck you're doing there, you answer; "Please don't disturb me. I'm ascending to transcedence"

	01-09-2002 03:41									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Ade BUMP! You know you have played SMAC too long when... ....you lock the door to your room, and when someone knocks and asks what the heck you're doing there, you answer; "Please don't disturb me. I'm ascending to transcedence"

LOL that reminds me of a dream I had about two weeks after playing SMAC (This is btw)

I dreamt I was at a farm (never been to a farm in my life, so this dream is unusual for me) and I was sitting in the stable, trying SO HARD to ascend to transcendence! I just sat there crying my eyes out trying to ascend. Well, then I thought of something.

I can't remember exactly how, but I brought a menu up, clicked on Scenario editor, activated it, and enabled the ascent to transcendence victory. Afterwards, I turned into a big ball and began to float. Slow music began to play and people were crying, and then the dream ended.

So you know when you hav eplayed SMAC too long when you begin dreaming of transcendence.

	01-09-2002 03:49									#29
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Heh, I've often had dreams or dreamlike-states when I'm about to fall asleep where I can only move in the 8 general directions

(this is too, btw ) Your dream of sitting in a farm trying to ascend reminds me (in a "mixing games with reality"-sort of way) of a friend of mine IRL who skipped one of his Finnish classes, and when the teacher asked him about it later;
Teacher: Where were you yesterday?
He: Home
Teacher: Why?
He: I ran out of mana
Teacher: What?
He: I ran out of mana
Teacher: ...okay (goes away)


...and in order to not to make this post :


You know you've played SMAC too long when...

...You're always quite suspicious when walking outside at autumn time, with red leaves on the ground. In fact, you're very suspicious around anything red on the ground.

	01-09-2002 16:46									#30
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You know you've played SMAC too long when:

You start dreaming about being a member of a Cybernetic probe team infiltrating a Hive base (yes, it's happened...)
When you hear about starving nations you wonder why they don't just launch some Sky Hydroponics Pods
When your phoneline goes down you blame sunspots and start stapling everyone in sight