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Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
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Liberal and defender of freedoms for the people
Oct 1999
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I'm A Player! Got spare money?

I've been visiting a site where so-called "players" discuss tips on how to treat women like shyt and then the girl will love them for it.

Some of the tips on their site are actually quite itneresting, but some of them are ridiculous. Anyway, let's not launch an invasion in the Newsmax or AgeofEmpires sense of the word, but please do register there and make a few posts.

However, post like you are a real nice guy. Like you think the guy on a first date should turn up with a bunch of flowers and armed with compliments for the girl. Because this is being a "decent guy".

Say that girls should be treated well, and that their methods are next to useless. They totally think the opposite.

Have a look at one of my threads HERE

Alternatively, go to the forum at the link below.

Players' Message Board

If you do register, make your login five letters long. That way we'll know who everyone is

red_jon is offline red_jon
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I had to girls trying to get in on with me at once when I went clubbing last night. Of course they didn't get anywhere (well, not too far )

Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
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Put an end to popups!

Tell me about it..it's only the fuglies that approach you anyway.

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Actually they were quite pretty (though I obviously can't tell how sexually attractive a girl is) - one blonde, one brunette. A load of guys were looking at me quite jealously. I just thought it was insanely funny.

Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
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My flatmate's younger brother (15y/o) got off with a 42 year-old last Thursday...on her hen night.

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My flatmate's younger brother (15y/o) got off with a 42 year-old last Thursday...on her hen night.


Now that's nasty

I think the oldest I'd do is 30, 35 at a push (if they look young enough).

Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
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I never got a good look at her. I was too busy fighting off the advances of a barmaid from a pub across the road.

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I never got a good look at her. I was too busy fighting off the advances of a barmaid from a pub across the road.


Why fighting off? Was she stinging? Or are you staying faithful to your palm?

Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
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I prefer to do the approaching to be honest!

And one'll never see her on a porn website, that's for sure.

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It doesn't bother me if I'm approached, even if it's by a girl. I'm usually flattered.

Speaking of porn, I can now legally look at it, but because I have no credit cards, I still can't get any decent stuff very easily

Park Avenue is offline Park Avenue
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It's probably because you have an aura of unavailability around you.

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It's probably because you have an aura of unavailability around you.


Hehe. So the trick for straight guys is to get married?

Gibsie is offline Gibsie
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My flatmate's younger brother (15y/o) got off with a 42 year-old last Thursday...on her hen night.


Ah, but did he pull her, or was she just going around snogging everything in trousers, which is par for the course at many hen nights..?

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I was..elsewhere..

Jon Miller is offline Jon Miller
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What is a hen night?

Jon Miller

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I'm with Jon. What's a hen night?

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The night the female goes out on and gets absolutely wasted (usually) the day before she gets married.

Female equivalent to men getting stripped and then tied to a lamppost.

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Did anyone go to the site?

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No.

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I have looked at it - a lot of what they say is pathetic. Do they find it so hard to understand that women are human? They're not machines which you have to manipulate and every woman is different. Something tells me those guys will not get very far in the bedroom....

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I have looked at it - a lot of what they say is pathetic. Do they find it so hard to understand that women are human? They're not machines which you have to manipulate and every woman is different. Something tells me those guys will not get very far in the bedroom....


i couldn't have said it any better than that

Col Bigspear is offline Col Bigspear
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I'm with Jon. What's a hen night?


Like boddington's said, its a female Stag Night.

Ive seen some funny hen nights in manchester, one that stays in my head was this one time where the bride was being pushed round a club in a shopping trolly. Drink + Pushing a trolly round = she fell out every few meters. Oh and another time the bride and her group were dressed as St Trinian's School girls complete with stockings and suspenders.

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Whereabouts in Manchester?

I spent 18 years there.

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* Aeson can't think of any 5 letter names

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Col Bigspear is offline Col Bigspear
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Whereabouts in Manchester?

I spent 18 years there.


Salford, Irlams o'th' Height to be exact. I went to Buile Hill high school if that helps.

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Oh wow, give that man a prize. Best laugh all day. Thx

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Hehe. So the trick for straight guys is to get married?


Not quite but I can say that I seem to be approached more by women when I am in a relationship.


As for the site . . . .a lot of crap but there are a couple of posters that make some sense . . . particularly when they talk about the importance of confidence. They are absolutely correct in that being timid is not a really great strategy

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It can be, because women usually interpret a certain degree of shyness in men as positive.

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I am a player.... I assume, since I've gotten (at least made out) with 6 different girls this summer.

 
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