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Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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...is a filthy camel-humping Arab lie spread by liberal extremists, who continue to...

(Conservatives are supposed to be PRO-Jewish now, Boshko! Get in on the act!)

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...bash those wonderful, god-fearing but unsaved Jews instead of those evil heathen Mohammadeans who are on a rampage in the middle east...

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while waiting for the air lifts to drop large quantaties of KY jelly so that they can.........

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...build even more dangerous weapons of mass destruction for saddam, who must go...

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Oct 1999
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to prison.

THE END.

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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(Conservatives are supposed to be PRO-Jewish now, Boshko! Get in on the act!)
Nonono. Pro-Zionist, anti-Jewish-Conspiracy-taking-over-America

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Mar 1999
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... to hell, with all the anti-American pinko commie atheist anti-God Satanist liberal Demonrats after we kill them all and convert them to the literal word of Gawd and Jebus, but first...

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...we'll have to liberate all conservatives by restricting all the joys of life by banning all music, but as I say this, a neo-Jewish orhtodox Jew eats a banana with...

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...spotted owl sauce. Which is another pleasure of life those demonic Lie-Berals are trying to ban from us, unless we...

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Jan 1970
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reinstitute the poll tax and use it to replace the unconstitutional income tax, after all the UK has fallen into the hands of socialists since it was abolished...

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...which is irrelevant, since this column comes from godly America, not socialist hell-hole of Britain, where...

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...people drink bier and have a wierd sense of humor that reflects their ties to the workers and labourers, instead of showing signs of glamorous American conservative humor and...

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in any case, we should all thank our lucky stars that we live in a democracy, for the people, by the people, united under god, and under the Christian god it is that we stand, for we would not want to be slaves under the anti-freedom, anti-democratic Mohammedean god of Allah, as...

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...Louis Farrakhan and Cynthia McKinney would have us live...

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Mar 1999
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...in a nation where people randomly murder and rape people because there's no Ten Commandments, which, by the way, we should plaster all over the schools and courthouses, because otherwise...

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...those hallowed walls would only become filled with scrawled "tags" such as "I don't eat my friends", or "The fact that I eat quiche doesn't mean I'm homosexual"....

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... which is a blatant lie because the leftists in France spread queerness throughout the world ...

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...despite the fact that they are usually passed out rather than active under the tables....

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which isn't surprising considering those sissies can't fire a gun straight so how can you expect them to know how to drink and anyways they're almost as bad as those commies : the...

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****s.

(OOC- Hey! No autocensor!)

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The ****s are commies ?
I was going for the ****s!

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...the so-called 'conservative party' of Britain...

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...just aren't right-wing enough - we all know that EiF is really a commie left-wing pinko lesbian in drag...

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...who would personally like to hit you doggy style at the break of dawn, freak you nasty wild in an airplane lavatory, smoove b-style, while simultaneously trying to indoctrinate you into the mysterious was of homosexual communistic theology and corrupt your...

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mind until your gray matter turns into the consistancy of a jelly donut at which point Elvis will.......

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...come out of hiding to reveal, in fact, that he was J. Edgar Hoover's...

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...gigantic sense of patriotism he showed when he persecuted all those dirty Communists with...

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...a pitchfork, before deciding to see if they were truly communist atheist heathen witches by testing to see if they weighed more than a duck...

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...(I deny that I was one of those Communists. Just becuase it occured at my university, and the records of university political party membership have mysterously dissapeared doesn't mean anything)...

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