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*End Is Forever* is offline *End Is Forever*
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Salford, UK
Jan 1970
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Apolyton's own 1 sentence conservative column! Increase Your PM Length

Following on from the suggestion in Stefu's thread... I'll start.

I know it's not "politically correct" to say this, but...

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Prince
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Sep 2001
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...if you want to increase government funding, lower taxes...

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Jul 2002
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..., which are a form of legalized theft,...

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Oct 2001
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...that disproportionatly affect the wealthy, the power that drives our great economy...

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...which is also driven by merit, which should be rewarded, rather than meeting racial quotas...

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It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
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...which are an awful, awful thing...

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, almost as bad as the UN's plan to starve Americans.

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Sep 2001
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...and invade with black helicopters and put President Clinton back in power...

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Jan 1970
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...president Hillary Clinton...

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Jan 2002
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Who will bring Girrrrrl! Power and great happyness upon the USA.

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Feb 2000
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you ended the sentence??

Are you a moron??????

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Jan 1970
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Those are the questions I need to ask from liberals on a daily basis...

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Jan 1970
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...who, like communist traitors, promptly begin whining about Afghan and Iraqi civilians...

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King
The backlash starts here
Feb 2000
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...and the criminal theory of so-called global warming...

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Jan 2000
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...whose effects would be easily alleviated by a program to eliminate all communists and Muslim extremists...

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Jan 1970
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...with a chainsaw. But questions persist...

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Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Jan 1970
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...as to what Rush Limbaugh would eat without communists and Muslim extremists around, bring attention to the fact...

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of Ice Cream
Mar 2000
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...that he looks damn good in a suit now, at a svelt 170 pounds...

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Jan 2000
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.....and don't forget to pick up one of our new T-shirts which says, "No I'm not deaf, I'm just not listening to you!", which are available for purchase....

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...on the quite well known Poly store, with a price tag you don't even dare to see as...

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Oct 1999
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...anything other than an equilibrium level determined by market forces...

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...is the work of satan himself. However, femo-nazis...

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...are just campaigning for increases in "rights" that already favour women anyway...

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Jan 1970
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...and thus, are as evil as Hitler...

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...who had some great ideas in my opinion but was vastly misunderstood especially by the ...

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...bleeding heart liberals now responsible for the extermination of all free-thinking and patriotic american individuals while simultaneously...

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...masturbating to pictures of Hillary Clinton, who...

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- even though she won't admit it - really thought that that cigar Bill gave her tasted wonderful, almost as good as...

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...processed tofu-burgers so favored by the liberal extremists who want to mandate that nobody be allowed to eat a nice, hearty, american, t-bone steak, cooked in its own delicious juices over hickory wood chips...

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Taehan Mingook
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which as almost as tasty as Jews find the blood of Christian children to be, which...

 
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