14-09-2000 03:51									#91
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Turn *not* received.
Please resend.

	14-09-2000 13:44									#92
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Still no sign of the turn.
Please do not subject me to the 24hr ruling.

	14-09-2000 23:56									#93
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I have requested that Shavlor repost the Turn and confirm despatch. If this fails to resolve the problem then it will have to be either sent on to Stavros or a designated Sub but if this is unsuccessful as well then I will repost the Spanish Turn to a Sub.

I am sorry that anyone should feel penalised for an ISP failure but an indefinite stall is unacceptable and unfair on everyone else. As both Demos and Shavlor have ICQ then I would suggest that it should be tried as an alternative means of File Transfer.

Wherever it goes the Turn will move!

	15-09-2000 04:03									#94
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Turn 14 resent

	15-09-2000 04:29									#95
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Turn 14 ==> Breaker

	15-09-2000 05:04									#96
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Turn -> Xen

	15-09-2000 05:50									#97
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Turn 14 to Hextapul

The roads are not only cleared, but the messengers seem to have flown on the wings of Pegasus!

Xenophon

	15-09-2000 07:13									#98
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Turn 14/15 -> St Jon

I, Hextapul, cannot read the strange language of the Australian nation. It seems that a great wonder is about to be built - alas, the only thing I can guess at is it might be Stonehenge. When will it be complete?

Please enlighten us who speak only one language...

	15-09-2000 17:58									#99
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Turn 15 to Shavlor.

Blessings upon you all from one who speaks but the language of love.

My disciples are concerned that the Spanish Envoy having established an Embassy seems to wish to go on 'Pilgimage'. Whilst, of course, all who wish to 'Kiss My Ring' are welcome it seems discourteous of the Spanish Regency not to have begged permission first.

St Jon, Love's Lover.

	15-09-2000 18:07									#100
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Although we are officially in anarchy, I hope and pray that my engineers and scientists have not the impertinence to start the construction of a wonder, without at least consulting me. I shall look into our diverse activities at as soon as possible.
I thank you Hexagonian, for your concern and prompt notification.

	16-09-2000 01:22									#101
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Turn 15 --> Demos

	16-09-2000 19:05									#102
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Turn 15 ==> Breaker

Demosthenes wonders at the level of truth being uttered here. For a leader to be unaware of the the construction of such a momentus tribute can only mean that there is not a full grip on power, or there is a discolouring of facts......

	16-09-2000 20:09									#103
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Not content at providing me with false information about my own nation, The "True" Domethious now has the gall to call me a liar.
'Tis a shame that your first attempts at diplomacy have shot so wide of the mark of civility. If you care to check your sources, I believe it is the esteemed Xenophon that has the honour of the constructing the first wonder of our Glorious age.
I hope and pray that our people can find it in their hearts to forgive this slight on the Australian nature.

The Enlightened Theocracy of Australia

	16-09-2000 22:01									#104
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Turn 15 to Hextapul

Thanks are due to Breaker Morant for translating the German message. We did not receive the message in Athens, but we have received a number of other messages in German in the past. And while Greece has not actually completed the Stonehenge, we are in the process of erecting the last stone.

Meanwhile, it appears that Australia leads the world in the number of goverments enacted. Your political scientists must be busy indeed!

Xenophon

	17-09-2000 06:03									#105
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Turn 16 -> St Jon

iNdEEd aur skribes wer werking on the trannnslashuns of the strang languagee, and cince it is an inexac scienc, the facs may hav beeen sumwhat distorteed.

Nevertheless, a closer look at the strange language reveal that the Greeks are the ones who are building this great wonder - and since I follow the Greeks in turn order, I was the first to see this message.

Apologies for any misrepresentation of the facts. It was unintentional.

BTW, there is supposed to be a way to change the language folders around so the messages appear in English. This might be the best way to handle this problem.

I believe that slamp was able to do this.

	17-09-2000 11:22									#106
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Turn 16 to Shavlor.

My belief is that the only way in which the language difficulties can be overcome is for the French/German Datafiles to be substituted with the English ones. I know of no way in which messages can be translated en route. I follow Slamp in two Games and though I get messages in English, from him, the responces I am offered usually include things like 'aiduprisingbutton' instead of 'Accept', etc.
[This message has been edited by St Jon (edited September 17, 2000).]

	18-09-2000 00:47									#107
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Turn 16 --> Demos

	18-09-2000 13:30									#108
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Turn 16 ==> Breaker

Obviously the differences in our cultures have yet to be overcome. The humour of the Welsh should be interpreted as a slight on the nature of our neighbours. Our early reports had led us to believe that our humour would not offend the Australians, but this now appears to be wrong.

To that end Wales has immediately dispatched an Ambassador to the people of Australia so that we might better understand the differences in our cultures.

	18-09-2000 15:41									#109
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Demosthenes:
Humour.... OK...

Tell me the specific nature of the humour you intend to use, and I'll get my scientists, and entertainers to enter a colaborative research initiative, so that we may be prepared for it in the future

Oh, and I presume your statement
"The humour of the Welsh should be interpreted as a slight on the nature of our neighbours."
was supposed to have a NOT in it somewhere, no?

	18-09-2000 17:29									#110
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Turn 16 to Hextapul

Greece notes that Spain is experiencing a population boom. One wonders if perhaps Spanish scientists have invented "Spanish Fly".

	18-09-2000 23:58									#111
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Aha, perhaps you understand Welsh humour better than I thought

	19-09-2000 00:31									#112
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Rick

Please resend the turn to my yahoo account, as well as my Hotmail account. I did not receive the file this morning after you posted here, and now I cannot get into my account for some reason. I don't have your address in my yahoo account either.

The yahoo address is
hexagonia@yahoo.com

Thanks
Hex

	19-09-2000 01:46									#113
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Turn resent to both addresses!

	19-09-2000 08:46									#114
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Turn 16/17 -> St Jon

Hextapul wonders what this concept called humor is.

Our people are too busy with the day-to-day effort of trying to survive in a harsh and unforgiving environment to spend time laughing at the wacky comments of the other world leaders.

A hard days work is its own reward.

	19-09-2000 23:04									#115
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Turn 17 to Shavlor.

'Humour', whilst not being direct Blasphemy, is without doubt a 'minor' Sin. It, of itself, implies pleasure in 'This Life' which is intolerable and though my infinite mercy would limit the pennance to death there are many of my Disciples who would wish for atonement to be shown upon Earth.

Suffer My Children for therein lies the road to your Salvation.

St Jon, Hope for the Hopeless.

	20-09-2000 03:40									#116
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Turn 17 --> Demos

Wow whats all this talk about sin and stuff

	20-09-2000 04:18									#117
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Turn 17 ==> Breaker

The Welsh are delighted that our own religion differs from the French. For whilst our Lord offers the promise of eternal bliss in the next life, that does not mean we have to suffer so terribly in this life.

It is for us to prove ourselves worthy, and by making others happy through humour, we feel that we are bettering ourselves in the eyes of the Lord.

	20-09-2000 17:23									#118
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Turn 17 to Hextapul

Greek Druids have finally accomplished their task.

Now they can work on inventing Christmas trees.

	21-09-2000 02:53									#119
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Turn 17/18 -> St Jon

There seems to be a population boom among the French people too. In light of earlier statements by the 'Sainted One' regarding any pleasure as intolerable, Incan social scientists are postulating that the act of mating among the French people must bring a lot of pain and suffering to them.

This is only a theory though...as we have not met any French women yet to prove otherwise!

	21-09-2000 04:56									#120
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Please 'Mythical One' resend the Turn as my Divine Mail Server has failed to be touched by it's majesty.

My next Sermon will address the sacreligeous suggestions of the Heathen Welsh and Inca Tribes.

St Jon the Sinless.