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Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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I think I'd nuke Spain as well...

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Suspend the consititution, declare myself President for life and declare martial law. Then I would go declaring war on any nation that even dares opposes the US. My words are backed with nuclear weapons.

I would then declare State of Siege in the most violent areas in the US and then deploy the national guard and army. I would keep marijuana illegal and instate decrees stating that marijuana is illogical therefore will no longer exist. I would then adopt the regressive tax system.

Then again... isn't that Tropico?


Nah, there's no marijuana mentioned in Tropico.

Do you have the add-on, btw?

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Are you going to use the army for this, or are you just going to take the place over by yourself?
Yes. I think the armed forces need a vacation.

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Nah, there's no marijuana mentioned in Tropico.

Do you have the add-on, btw?


I know it isn't in there... but most things in my post apply.

I will always declare martial law.

I got the latest version, Mucho Macho edition. (Haha... that says something about me)

I will get Tropico II.

Drake:
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I think I'd nuke Spain as well...


I think I will order a special forces team right where you live.

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I know it isn't in there... but most things in my post apply.

I will always declare martial law.

I got the latest version, Mucho Macho edition. (Haha... that says something about me)

I will get Tropico II.


There's a Mucho Macho edition? I have Paridise Island.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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I think I will order a special forces team right where you live.


In response, I'm asking the Brits to finish the job on the Argentinians. Falkland Islands 2, baby!

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In response, I'm asking the Brits to finish the job on the Argentinians. Falkland Islands 2, baby!


Go ahead. I am not even from this country.

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St Leo is offline St Leo
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I would outlaw suburbs.

Ned is offline Ned
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Impose a flat tax in lieu of the graduated income tax, end corporate taxes, but require a minimum dividend based on profits; free all prisoners on condition they leave the United States never to return; impose term limits on congressmen; outlaw unions where the average union worker is making 125% of the average income for all workers; exclude women from combat operations; finish with Saddam and impose democracy in Iraq; arrest all Palestinian leadership involved in terrorism and put them on trial before the ICC; make it more than clear to the Saudi's that any further support for terrorism will result in a "regime change."

This is only a partial list, of course.

I would somehow like to fix our relationship with the Europeans, but I have no solution for that one.

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Impose a flat tax in lieu of the graduated income tax, end corporate taxes, but require a minimum dividend based on profits; free all prisoners on condition they leave the United States never to return; impose term limits on congressmen; outlaw unions where the average union worker is making 125% of the average income for all workers; exclude women from combat operations; finish with Saddam and impose democracy in Iraq; arrest all Palestinian leadership involved in terrorism and put them on trial before the ICC; make it more than clear to the Saudi's that any further support for terrorism will result in a "regime change."

This is only a partial list, of course.

I would somehow like to fix our relationship with the Europeans, but I have no solution for that one.


Umm, where would the prisoners go? Which country could you convince to take them?

And why exclude women from combat operations?

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clean house.

meaning: launch every single nuke under my disposal at china, india, africa, and russia, to eliminate much of the population problem, while firebombing europe and south america with thermobaric warheads.

naturally, this should touch off a global thermonuclear war, but sometimes you just gotta autoclave the house to clean it good.

besides, it also takes care of the problem with war materiel.

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I would abdicate on the first day. So as to minimize the damage I would do.

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Let me seee.........Mwa ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

1. Have a steep progressive tax. I mean STEEP.

2. Those citizens that work for the government/state and hold office in area's that improve society (Police, Health Care, etc) will either get tax write-offs OR have pay increase with a diffferent taxation system. Those that directly contribute to the welfare of society will gain the most benefits.

3. Corporate Monopolies will be broken up by the head of state. No more Microsoft

4. Any head of any corporation that is found guilty of a "Kenneth Lay" will have his/hear assets seized by the government and have a large portion liquidated and rolled over into state health programs or public utilities. Also, those convicted will have mandatory FEDERAL jail time. Those responsible will no longer "Take the 5th".

5. There will be MASSIVE campaign finance reforms passed. Contributors to capaigns will only be allowed to give $250 max donations.

6. There MUST be bidding for government contracts. No bidding=no contract awarded. Project will instead be assigned to government.

7. Oversight committee for governmental spending. Government will have to submit documentation for expenditures.

8. Judicial Branch will now be elected by the people, instead of appointed by administration. This will (hopefully) allow the Judicial Branch of government from being a "puppet" of the executive branch.

9. Massive undertaking to find alternate fuel sources. Tax breaks for solar, hydro, wind powerplants. Government subsidies for those companies that wish to start up.

10. Nuclear disarmament, allowing the U.S. to possess "only" 100 nuclear weapons.

11. Signing of the Kyoto Treaty. Creation of Committee that will oversee succeeding adminstration to follow accords.

12. Environmental protection acts that will protect environment. (Example: "Decree" that Alaska Wilderness cannot be touched until 3000 c.e.)

13. Industrial pollution will be cut in half or have their companies seized by government.

14. Withdraw support of both Palestine and Israel. Will take an objective view instead of supporting one-side.

15. frankychan gets free sandwiches for life. This will be a decree that cannot be overruled.

Asher is offline Asher
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You're a sadist, frankychan.

Mr. President is offline Mr. President
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frankychan gets free sandwiches for life. This will be a decree that cannot be overruled.




1. Start initiatives to improve relations with South American countries.

2. Develop alternative energy fuel sources, and look at closer-to-home oil in the meantime (eg. Alaska, Canada, Mexico).

3. Increase penalties on corporate fraud.

4. Weaken the culture of realpolitik. No more talk of "He's our son of a *****" when people like Saddam are involved.

5. Increase restrictions on drugs and alcohol.

6. Get Bill Clinton back to be President after I step down, but remember to get a few phone numbers from him before leaving the White House.

Odin is offline Odin
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HOLY COW Frankychan, I thought I was super-liberal, you da man!

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Yep, I had my list of proposals but all of them were already covered by frankychan.

May I add
16- Jail for George W. Bush, Cheney and Paul O'Neil?
Oh! I forgot, this is already implied by 4...

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free all prisoners on condition they leave the United States never to return


Yes, we all know that other countries want your problems.

quote:
You want to do good and make America/the world a better place


I'd move the entire population of the US to Central Africa and vice versa. No possessions will be transferred. Think of it as walking a mile in another man's shoes.

Docfeelgood is offline Docfeelgood
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I'd move the entire population of the US to Central Africa and vice versa. No possessions will be transferred. Think of it as walking a mile in another man's shoes.



You speak as if with experince, care to enlighten us about walkin in anothers shoes?

Propaganda is offline Propaganda
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Nevermind.

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Lars-E is offline Lars-E
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First of all Vesayen, why is it only domestic politics with the Americans? On what planet do you live? There's a world out there you know. I know you're a little cut off geographically, but cheese... Self-absorbed, protectionist, isolationist, only had selfish reasons when you finally involved yourself in WW2. Had to be attacked on your own ground. Just not good enough!

Since Norwegians were the first to discover America around 1000 AD I would allow America to get associate status to Norway. The same way Puerto Rico is to America.

Don't even bother contending "who 1st discovered America" with me. I know more than most ppl on the subject. Period.

Norwegian laws would apply so you could have the chance of being the best country in the world, as the UN has proclaimed Norway to be for the last 2 years. You could achieve the status of being a welfare-state which Norway has been for years and years and to which you're not even close! We're also one of the richest countries on earth.

Heard a silly statement the other day... Oprah W said that a woman should be lucky she was born in the USA because of the health care system I'm sure you're lucky if you have the money to pay for it like Oprah. I don't have words for such an ignorant statement.

Of course intellectualism would be promoted. There's a great deficiency in that department.

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I would find out who shot Kennedy.

Ban abortion and the death Penalty( this would just be for fun to see how people, who oppose both moves would react to me)

Ban the use of the word soccer for football

Make all the senators, congressmen and the people who work for them get proper jobs

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raise taxes on oil, redirect the funds to clean energy projects and research. prepare a manned mission to mars. ban SUVs. start investigating US army war crimes and adopt ICC without any reservations. occassional orgy or two in the white house

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Divide USA between Yougoslavia, Vietnam and Korea. Return Alaska to Russia.

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Sit back and draw a check.

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You speak as if with experince, care to enlighten us about walkin in anothers shoes?


Nope. I just think it would be good for people (myself included).

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You're a sadist, frankychan.


Who, me?

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1. Start initiatives to improve relations with South American countries.

2. Develop alternative energy fuel sources, and look at closer-to-home oil in the meantime (eg. Alaska, Canada, Mexico).

3. Increase penalties on corporate fraud.

4. Weaken the culture of realpolitik. No more talk of "He's our son of a *****" when people like Saddam are involved.

5. Increase restrictions on drugs and alcohol.

6. Get Bill Clinton back to be President after I step down, but remember to get a few phone numbers from him before leaving the White House.


Hey, my last edict is the most important one! Although its good to see great minds think alike.

quote:
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HOLY COW Frankychan, I thought I was super-liberal, you da man!



Thanks! But a liberal in Minnesota? Never heard of that before! I just think that all these white collar CEO's deserve to pay back all the workers they screwed.....and then some.

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Make sure the government never again harbors the likes of Jesse Helms, Newt Gingrich, Trent Lott, Strom Thurmond, D!ck Armey, "W", Bob Barr, Mithc McConnell, John Breaux, Sam Nunn, Richard Shelby, Bill Clinton, or Al Gore: sell off the states of the former CSA, one by one, to the highest bidders (Alabama/Mississippi might have to be a "buy one, get one free" deal).

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Concubines.


Oh, and improve education, increase NASA funding, remove the "big brother" element from the government, and a few other minor stuff.

 
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