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GhengisFarb
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I want my HAMBURGERS!!
May 2002 time: 23:22
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Here, I'll give it a try:
The Jungle Gazette
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Your light in the Jungle- September 8th, 130 B.C.
Jungle Gazette Sabotaged!
In an atrocious display of barbarism the newly aquired vassals of Gazzette owner UnOrthOdOx, being Persian, sabotaged the Sept 8th edition of the Jungle Gazette.
Grabbing all the issues before distribution, they piled them outside Termina in the jungle and started a huge bonfire intent on it spreading throughout the entire Four Core Cities area.
Fortunately, Persians seem to be as intelligent as the jungleworms we use to fish Bananiranas from the great river. The pouring of water does NOT start a fire and they simply created a soggy mound of the former gazette issue.
Last edited by GhengisFarb on 09-09-2002 at 08:18
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Sean
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Auckland, New Zealand.
Jan 2001 time: 05:22
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If someone would post, say, a more "comprehensive" Gazzette, that would be most appreciated.
Not that there was anything wrong with GhengisFarb's effort, of course.
Thanks.
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Sean
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Auckland, New Zealand.
Jan 2001 time: 05:22
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Actually, it was supposed to be a joke as it appeared there wasn't going to be a Gazette Edition that Saturday.............
I was well aware that it was an attempt at humour.
I still want/ed a proper gazzette. As entertaining (or not) as your post was, it was no substitute for actual information.
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