18-01-2002 10:03									#151
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Australian forces stroll into some backward Native American city only to find it collapses into nothingness! Will the ever be an end to Australian success?? Also, it's good to see that the Romans have broken the peace treaty with the Native Americans, even if it is only a token effort to appease the Lung-god

Turn 149 (whatever) to Blackice - he of the diminishing cities

	18-01-2002 19:57									#152
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As usual the natives will prove to be nothing short than a pain in the butt to all We will never die can you not see that we have strong women and child and the male genes dominate the world!

	29-01-2002 10:41									#153
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Oh, how quickly those words were rendered meaningless!

With some end-of-turn wails and an insistence on sending the turns to Donicus, it would seem that the resilient Blackice is no more

Turn 151 24 hours ago to Donicus for the thrilling finale! Let the arm wrestle continue!!

	29-01-2002 18:16									#154
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Heh we'll see

	30-01-2002 04:01									#155
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Que? You're not going to posess us from the afterlife are you, Blackice?

Turn 152 to Donicus the Impregnable

	11-02-2002 04:42									#156
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Australian forces continue to probe for weaknesses in the Roman defences. Another stalemate seems to be looming east of Talbingo with Australian and Roman forces trading blows with bombardment, with small losses on both sides. Meanwhile, opposing diplomats who have been eyeing each other off for many centuries have finally come face to face, but being the snivelling wimps that they are, they are unable to so much as *****-slap each other!!

Turn 156 to Don

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Damned prudish website!!

Bum!
Poo!
Testicles!
Wee!
Funbags!
Mutton dagger!
Root!
****!!

No one can stop the Lung from swearing - there are just too many words to censor

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Oh well, at least one of 'em had to be banned, i guess

In that case....

Bonk!
Norks!
Map O' Tassie!!

Last edited by Lung on 11-02-2002 at 04:49

	26-02-2002 04:42									#157
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Ah, this thread is just too funny to replace I think Blackice made an indelible mark on this thread

Turn to the Donster 36 hours ago. This game is fun, and Don is such a good adversary He seems so impregnable!

C'mon Don! Reply, dammit!!

	26-02-2002 06:29									#158
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Wennie

	06-03-2002 04:35									#159
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quote: Originally posted by blackice Wennie

Hail, the mighty Blackice! Hail!! Good to see you back, dude Don and I are in one almighty stalemate, although the devious Donster may have other ideas

Er, what the hell is a wennie?

In war news (there is no other news in a deathmatch, is there??), a large invasion force was repelled earlier by an obviously new garrison of cannon and muskies near the eastern Roman city of whatsaplace After heavy bombardment without return fire an all-out assault was ordered, only to find new, fresh, heavily armed troops! Alas, no apparent weaknesses exist in the Roman lines. Poo, bum wee!

Turn 161 (?) to Don.

	08-03-2002 04:03									#160
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Uh-oh! Is that a counter-force i see? Finally i pry Don out from under his rock

Turn 162 to Don

	19-03-2002 10:36									#161
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Still the Roman lines remain impervious to Australian advances To quote a famous Australian advertising line - "Don. Don is good!!!"

So, guess what products was being advertised? Wait for it......

smallgoods! Somehow with Don it seems strangely appropriate Especially with beavers

	02-04-2002 05:38									#162
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Hi, and welcome to the Lung schizophrenic thread, where Lung posts, no one listens, and Lung replies to himself!!

In LM1.2 news, Lung embarrasses Don yet again! The accuracy of this statement is guaranteed by Lung himself. Besides, Don never looks at this thread, so what does it matter?

Lung! Lung! Lung!
He's number one!
Lung! Lung! Lung!
The rest are all scum!!

Lung slides further into delusion, and announces another grand victory over Don. "today, Lung's royal forces of good crushed a million cowardly Roman troops in a victory for Australian delusion!"

I love talking to myslef. Really, i do!

	02-04-2002 05:42									#163
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quote: Originally posted by Lung I love talking to myslef. Really, i do!

Oh, and i love llepsing in anagrams, oot!

	08-04-2002 12:31									#164
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Turn 191 to the Doonster. I'm talking to you, Lung!

	18-04-2002 05:16									#165
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Turn 192 to Don. This game has gone from stalemate to borig

	22-04-2002 05:32									#166
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Turn 173 to Don. Further to talking to myself, i'm now starting to get turns mixed up. Is Lung losing the plot? Did he ever mave it?

	29-05-2002 05:07									#167
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Finally the stalemate has been broken!

Glorious Australian Musketeers marched into Caeserea after a master stroke of strategy by General Lung Caeserea, virtually impregnable from a direct assault, turned out to have it's Achilles heel when Australian troops stormed onto it's underside from ships-of-the-line, cutting off Caeserea's access to vital reinforcements. Roman troops held off the first wave, but were overwhelmed by the second wave of Aussie troops.

I think it's fair to say that the city had a caeserean section!!!

Meanwhile, a two-pronged attack on the great Roman capital, Rome (go figure ) was underway. It seems that Donicus didn't see the second, and larger, prong coming from the west, as Rome was soon beseiged as Caeserea was being invaded. Rome has since fallen and the once mighty Roman military machine is divided and in tatters

Now that the conquest of two major Roman cities has opened up the Roman front into many, is this the beginning of the end for Rome and Donicus? I, for one, certainly hope so

	03-06-2002 17:17									#168
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ROME HAS BEEN LIBERATED!!!

Little did General Lung know that not one, but two entire divisions of Roman troops lay in waiting to counter-attack! The first wave was bravely repelled, but the second proved too strong, so Rome returned to Roman hands

Curse Donicus the cunning!! Victory will be MINE, damn you!!

	11-06-2002 04:44									#169
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Fighting continues in the hinterland north of Caeserea, with a former Roman city nowhere to be seen! A settler was seen fleeing to the north, so he was hunted down and killed. Didn't he know that Australia doesn't like refugees? Okay, so when were my jokes ever in good taste?

A fort outside the now northern-most Roman city was destroyed and the city is now under partial siege. Can Donicus send reinforcements in time? Can Donicus resist the mighty Lung? Does anybody give a rat's arse??

	19-08-2002 05:51									#170
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Rome has been unliberated!!! Australian fascist hordes overran the poorly armed defenders, but only after the first wave was repelled by Donicus' layoal troops.

Two further divisions of Roman troops submitted to the might of Australia, as Australian fascists (Hansonites, if you will ) ran riot on the plains south Caeserea. The struggling Roman empire is nearly cut in two, and Roman outposts seem to be losing their fortified troops as they desperately seek to quell the fascist tide.

Donicus will pay dearly for his mercy towards our incompetent adversaries Show no mercy, Don! Certainly, i shall show none

Turn 198 to the not-so-mighty-anymore Donster

	21-08-2002 04:40									#171
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Pompeii falls into Australia hands!!!

With another Roman division also getting the sword, Roman defences are starting to look threadbare! The Roman empire is now split in two, and the fascist hordes are dispersing to all corners of the Roman empire. The only question is - where is the mighty Donicus hiding his army? The expected legendary Donicus outflanking manouvre has yet to materialise. Or has it?

The slow ebb tide towards Australian dominance has become a flood, and very soon the Roman army will be overrun with nary a stronghold left

Turn 199 to the Great Beaver Hunter

	26-08-2002 03:48									#172
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ROME REVOLTS!!!

The capture of the Roman capital (why would anyone choose Pompeii as a capital? Talk about inviting disaster ) has sent the Roman empire into revolt, with most of the more prosperous cities calling themselves "Welsh" after the mythical Celtic war god Mobius

The naive Welsh were easy pickings for the battle-hardened Australian Fascists, which captured four Welsh cities with a minimum of fuss. All that is left of Rome is a few outlying cities hidden in swamps. Victory shall be ours!!!

Don, didn't you know that when your cities revolt, they are generally very easy to liberate? I don't know how many you left in them, but there weren't many when i came a knocking

Turn 201 to Don the Valiant

	26-08-2002 07:18									#173
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Ummm... Lung? Doesn't anyone else but you post here? Aha... me! Now I posted here and ruined your streak!

	27-08-2002 04:01									#174
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Actually, i was trying to post for Mobius' sake, but i'm just glad for anyone apart from myself to be posting here.

I just like keeping this thread open for all of the funny comments made over the last year or so by the likes of Don and Blackice, although it seems Don has had well and truly enough of my ramblings

	30-08-2002 03:29									#176
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My thread's back!!!

Thank you, Markos! I want to have your baby


Donicus is committing his people to suicide! How else can one explain the disappearance of so many Romans?

Turn 203 to the perennial Donster!

	05-09-2002 04:18									#177
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R.I.P. Donicus the Brave Turn 204

Don's last city of defiance has defied for the last time. After moving thousands of troops towards Don's last city, an Australian spy decided to revolt the city (presumably in order to get a free run of the local pubs ), successfully did so, causing a great Lung victory in the process!

With Rick dropping out of the semis, it looks like i get to bash Don once more

See you in hell, dude!