16-05-2001 23:03									#1
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Wow its still alive, lets see how long this lasts.

Turn 75 to Lung

	17-05-2001 19:42									#2
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You do realize that the turn is now sitting with you Lungster not Arthur. I sent it to you on May 16, along with a turn notification email to both of you. Now I will sit back and see who is the bigger slowpoke Lung or Arthur.
[This message has been edited by Max Webster (edited May 17, 2001).]

	18-05-2001 17:54									#3
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Turn 76 is now sitting with Arthur. Don't let us down Arthur. The clock is ticking.

	21-05-2001 09:21									#4
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Turn 76 to Lung

	22-05-2001 05:07									#5
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We know Max Webster loves playing with himself, but there are actually other players in this game as well

It's good to see the game going again Turn 77 to Arfur.

	22-05-2001 19:10									#6
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Damn you all to hell lung, how did you get the pukey green little tank under your name?

Turn 77 to Lung my Hero

Last edited by Max Webster on 23-05-2001 at 07:20

	23-05-2001 05:11									#7
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****er?!!?!

It's good to see the rest of the world warm to our slang Actually, like most Australian slang, it originated or derived in England, so it's not uniquely Aussie. Well, all i can say is that i hope your chooks turns into emus and kick down your dunny! So pull your head in or get a woolly bull up ya! You know, Donster, if you didn't have a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock, you might have already figured out how to get the plane with it's arsenal of death beneath your name!

Here's one that you can use, Donny-boy!

If you behave, and be nice to me, i might tell you how to get a less feminine icon for under your title

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	23-05-2001 06:54									#8
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Ah relax Lungster, did you get hit in the head with a boomerang lately?

So does this mean you sent the turn to our buddy Arthur?

	23-05-2001 07:06									#9
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Hey, you gotta be a good thrower for your boomerang to come back and hit you in the head!

And for your information, no, i did not play the turn. So there! Okay, it arrived just after i went to bed, as i downloaded it this morning, but i had to go to work, so i'll play it tonight.

	23-05-2001 07:15									#10
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Ok, just checking.

But don't you think all this extra eye candy is going to slow things down.

I have had to wait a long time for some pages to load. It seems they just lately got this board faster, and now it is slow again.

	23-05-2001 18:33									#11
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Why don't you play the turn at work, if you got time to hang out at a Apolyton then you got time to play your turns.

So are you going to show me how to insert a pic under my name. I was thinking of a pic of a nude chick, maybe a different one each week. None of this cheezy civ2 graphics for me lungster.

	23-05-2001 20:02									#12
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I'm glad they gave us the option to shut all that crap ( avatars etc ) off.

	24-05-2001 05:43									#13
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Dude, go to control panel, then go to 'edit options', then go to the last row and follow the prompts in 'Avatars'. You can customise you avatar and choose the girlie of your choice

Actually, i exclude avatars when i'm viewing from home, but not at work as i don't have to use a crappy modem. As for playing at work, that's a big no-no. Surfing's okay, but games is definitely OB Besides, with the amount of time i spend plotting and planning, i'd never get anything done!

	24-05-2001 10:04									#14
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You want to play Lung.

Turn 78 ---> Don

	24-05-2001 10:10									#15
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What is with the all those stars. I'm guessing it has to do with the rating. Lung you've been patting your self on the back just a little too much I think. I went ahead and gave you a 1. That means #1 right?

What is with the little lit up light bulbs. Does that mean that Lung and I are smarter than Don.

	24-05-2001 10:29									#16
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Well, we do have a saying in Australia that i think is apt for Don - "The lights are on but nobody's home!

Hey! How did you get that superscript above your post??

	24-05-2001 10:48									#17
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You were right about the lights be on and nobody being home! When posting a reply there is an optional field called POST SUBJECT.

	24-05-2001 19:29									#19
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Well Well... look who has been getting cosy when I was away. Arfur and Bunger. I will make sure I won't bend over when you two are around.

Well don't put all that fancy crap in your posts on my account. I shut it all off. Damn i thought this site had a bit of class and now they come up with all this gaudy crap.

Oh and Lung we have a saying in Canada for the likes of you too... Moose droppings


Turn 78 to the Lungman


Hey lungster, what does Lung actually stand for? I noticed this question in another thread. I would have named another body part after you.

	24-05-2001 19:38									#20
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And holy fVcking crap I almost forgot. Congratulations Arthur on one of the fastest played turns I have ever seen from you. Are you on steroids today? Goddamn you must have broke a record or something. Now if we could get the lungster to get off his ..... aww never mind. You can't teach an old dog new tricks

	26-05-2001 03:24									#21
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Why did you have to go and destroy a perfectly good city of my likr that?

Turn 79 ---> Don

	26-05-2001 07:56									#22
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..because its a deathmatch!

Why is there a paper clip in the thread title?

Turn to 79 to Lung

	27-05-2001 01:53									#23
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Sorry, wrong thread

	27-05-2001 02:34									#24
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I can't think of any other thread that's more entertaining than this one

	28-05-2001 04:10									#25
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Turn 80 ---> Don

	28-05-2001 05:26									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Arthur Why did you have to go and destroy a perfectly good city of my likr that?

Hey, i had to do it before you destroyed it yourself! A crappy size 1 city?! You must have cities everywhere, you sleazer!! If it wasn't for the slave bonus, it would have been a complete waste of time

While i'm here, and seeing as my mate Don the moose-rooter asked, i will reveal the secret meaning behind my handle, although it should be obvious! Lung is short for "Iron Lung", which is of course short for "wouldn't work in an iron lung", courtesy of a manager i worked under for a time many years ago. The legend has been embellished so much in the ensuing years, the story is about a man who turned up for work and did nothing. Absolutely nothing. Ever.

It was a cruel reputation, and far from the truth, but i couldn't beat it, so i ran with instead, and immortalised the name in any way i could Hence Lung at Apolyton and numerous other sites and the Lung Ambrose Masters, which can be found on my website, although i don't use it in my current workplace as it doesn't look good on my resume'

Also, it 's good to see someone so easily entertained as jpww

	28-05-2001 18:52									#27
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What does the term " Iron lung" have to do with being an lazy ass at work? You notice that Aussie's are supposed to speak English but what comes out their mouths is goobly gook.

Turn 80 to Lung

	29-05-2001 04:56									#28
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actually I was just thinking goobly gook would be a good name for an ctp aussie city. But really lung can you pronounce the names of some of those cities. Sorry but my primitive canuck brain cannot handle those complex words.

	31-05-2001 05:35									#29
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Typical

Now who has the freakin turn?

	31-05-2001 06:27									#30
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The fricken Aussie!