11-08-2001 00:05									#211
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I will resend the turn to Saddam and play Saddams turn myself. Whichever gets played, gets played.

	11-08-2001 13:16									#212
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217 to Nuke Boy

The communist government of Jamaica had broken down economically It is time for a more capitalist tilt in Swissy Town

	14-08-2001 10:20									#213
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It is sad to see both Germany and Jamaica break away from the 'Free world' but nonetheless we will keep our friendly relations with both Governments.

I hereby declare the leader of england to be not more than swine, and a Rabid polluting dog. We wish only that his belly becomes bloated and his head be plucked of all but 3 hairs. For if he continue's on this destructive path, the Global climate will inded change. And we will all have to learn how to swim.

Also maps were given to the Jamacain Government. To show, that indeed, Aggressive English ships continue to scour off Chinese coastlines... What could they be carrying? Probably spys or a large military force? Regardless, if they do not withdraw, Chinese navy will sink them. We grow weary of making threats, but the English continue to assume that China has no Stomach.

Please dont make us act!

	14-08-2001 18:26									#214
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There are only 1 diplomat in each boat. Diplomat are here to open new
embassy. Again I don't want war and I'm not ready for it. Moreover I
will not respond to any attack. Sure I will surender

	14-08-2001 18:33									#215
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Saddam, I do not have knowledge to build recycler plant. When I will discover
it I will building recycler plant to reduce my polution.

	14-08-2001 18:41									#216
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To all, don't forget that I was away since turn 213 and I forgot to say to
Don who replaced me (also in Dutcheese) that I had 2 boats close to
Chineese coast.

	14-08-2001 20:23									#217
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Saddam tse Tung (or whatever).

It would be wise to ask "The Only Living Saint On Earth" how to deal with such a peacefull leader.

	14-08-2001 21:02									#218
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Im sorry slamp, but considering there location and the fact there was 2 ships (maybe a transport and SOTL =5-8 troops) there was a very real reason to be concerned about it.

Glad to see we have cleared this up , hopefully when I open my next turn they will be gone.


Last sentence removed, read slamps comment adn replied to Birdman

anyway, I dont know who you refer to as the 'only live saint' but I do know that Slamp is a pacificst

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	15-08-2001 01:44									#219
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Slamp, did you already send the turn? I haven't received it yet.

	15-08-2001 04:34									#220
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"only live saint"

he must be referring to me

	15-08-2001 08:44									#221
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Saddam -- you can't be serious

"Only Living Saint On Earth"

Don't you know this is an alias for St. Jon ?

He, who always tries to save you lousy soul from the evil, he who never manipulates with others , he you always can trust, he who never lies.

And he, who send his army (and specially his navy) after you if you don't listen to his words of wisdom. And latest, he who always sink with his last ship, when he has lost :banned: .

A truly saint

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	15-08-2001 18:13									#222
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turn 217 to Paul

Sorry for the delay

Birdman, you're right but I liked to play with/against Jon

	15-08-2001 18:23									#223
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Turn 217 to Don

	15-08-2001 22:00									#224
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Oh yes, of course , I knew exactly who you were talking about Birdman

Im not quite the 'saint' he is

quote: Birdman, you're right but I liked to play with/against Jon

What is this thinly vieled insult you have directed at me ..... You dont like to play against me ..

Well glad your back so we can get the game moving again

	16-08-2001 07:05									#225
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I like Jon; he adds allot of spice to a game. I'm sad that he loosing interest in ctp pbem. But maybe I will get to enjoy his antics and rhetoric in civ3 pbem. I think he would make a great politician

It seems our Jamaican leaders revamping of his empire comes just in time. If he would have left it any longer, he might have gotten left in the dust. Interesting times indeed.

To our friendly Chinese neighbors, we have reduced our military presence in the neighborhood of Baltimore. We also matched your border troops with same troops as you have. Our troops have moved into the terrain next to yours, within our city perimeter.


To our friendly Roman neighbors, we have no qualms about sharing Gilligans Island with you. But your military presence within the vicinity of Baltimore has given us an uneasy feeling in our stomachs. We hope that we can live in harmony and peace on such a small piece of land. Will you put us at ease and show the citizens of Americas that you mean them no harm.

The turn has been sent to Frazer

	17-08-2001 01:17									#226
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Chairman Saddam was very encouraged to see that yes, English ships had left Chinese waters. But that they were still in the vicinity of Hainan island. Hopefully they will continue there southward track.


However we were unable to renew peace treatys for several nations this turn, sorry, but I find peace treatys redundant when we ave other treatys still active. No offense......

Amazingly, Beijing has sent much praise for Jamaican leadership, who, like China, has reduced her pollution. No thanks to forced rehab of the heavy Ganja smokers of Swissy town .

Turn to Maximus

	17-08-2001 09:02									#227
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Turn 218 to Swissy.

Unlike our dear allies, we have accepted renewal of peacetreaties from our neighbors - and of course our patrol has been called back. Actually we didn't know, we had made a road that close to an american city - you shall we welcome to use it and add to it. It goes from the top to the bottom of the island already (except for a some miles in the north I think).

	17-08-2001 17:49									#228
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The money is now flowing into Swissy Town. Time to allow our scientists to progress with work on the strange mechanical devices which will make life easier for all Jamaicans.

	18-08-2001 05:22									#229
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Dear Chineese people,

Boats are gone and will arrive home soon. One boat will be send to Americans country to establish an embassy. The second one will be send to Russians country for the same purpose. Please accept my diplomats.


Dear leader of Russians,

Your diplomat is welcome to establish an Embassy in one english city. We hope that we will do commerce and others stuff between us.

Turn 218 to Paul, great leader of Russians

	18-08-2001 11:56									#230
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Turn 218 to Don. The English diplomat is of course welcome to establish an embassy.

	18-08-2001 22:13									#231
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American troops found a road built within the city perimeter of Baltimore. They removed it, its seems this removal has caused the Chinese and Americans go to war. We sent a peace treaty to repair our diplomatic relations, hopefully the Chinese will accept our offer.

In other parts of America. Troops were sent on a mission to ensure the security of a Radio listening post. Upon arriving they stumbled upon a stoned Jamaican spy sitting on the the same square as our listening post. The nerve of the guy, since the listening post was well within our borders we expelled this unit.

Turn to Frazer

	19-08-2001 03:12									#232
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Guys this thread is way too long...It took my 24bit connection exactly 19 minutes to load

Please post to monkey 7,


Thanks,
Saddam

	19-08-2001 03:45									#233
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Saddams new Monkey1 thread is here--->

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthre...&threadid=24801