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Athens, Hellas
Jan 2000
time: 07:13
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Guys, keep sending me the turns so I can enforce the 24 hour rule. Some of you don't always send me the turn and this is one of those times...
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Syoris
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England
Apr 2001
time: 05:13
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1.30pm and Napoleon Bonaparte is takeing his annual Garlic bath when out of no where Pier du puuf, the inteligence minister burst's through the door's, slips on a rug and slides head first into a table piled high with onions.
"SACRE BLEUR!!!" shreeks Napoleon, spitting onion from his mouth. "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!!!, KILL ME!!!"
"I have some bad news boss" Pier says as he brushes the onions of him and picks himself up.
"It better be good Pier, that was a rather expensive onion you made me spit out"
"O it's good...er...I mean bad boss, Saddam is mighty pissed with us, he has found our Cleric!!!"
"WHAT!!!" screams Bonaparte as he jumps up and starts clicking his fingers franticly for a towel to be brought over by his female servant.
"Our Cleric has been discovered!!" says pier, trying to overt his eye's away from Bonaparte's naked physique standing before him, now realising why Bonapartes nick name is 'the Horse'.
"You buffoon, We DONT have a Cleric" snaps Bonapart while stepping out of the bath "and even if I did I wouldn't waste it on the likes of Saddam"
But..But why would he accuse us?" says Pier looking puzzled.
"How the hell should I know" says Bonaparte "now make yourself useful and get out of my sight before I have your head removed with an blunt axe"
"So sorry your greatness, it wont happen again" stammers Pier as he backs up to the doors before quickly turning and fleeing down the corridor.
"Now peel me an onion" says Bonaparte to the servant "and make it snappy"
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Turn 33 sent to Rubbduck
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faded glory
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This trash talking 2 bit dope dealer is about to learn respect for the law
Jan 2001
time: 05:13
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Saddam has sent a proposal to the mongols. Here are the points.
That Assyria will not expand further east, but Barsippa will not be disbanded.
That mongolia agree Assyria to setup one last colony south-east of barsippa.
In return the Assyria has what she wants, and will expand no further in that direction thus allowing the Mongols to do as they please with most of the land.
There are also some agreements between us..
1)We both are very STRONG nations and could do much damage to one another. Thus, setting us back eons in terms of war damage.....
2) That we shall sign a no-tresspass agreement to cement these dealings..
Saddam and the Religous council, eagerly await your response.
Is should also be noted that a cultural and technological renissance has begun... Assyria, the nation which began in last place, has clawed its way up the power chart to second place. The citizens of Ninevah celebrated the news last turn.
Last edited by faded glory on 04-07-2001 at 00:57
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faded glory
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This trash talking 2 bit dope dealer is about to learn respect for the law
Jan 2001
time: 05:13
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Saddam concurs that the french nation poses no threat, to Assyria. He also noted that Assyrian troop readiness will not be raised as a result of French threats. As for these threats, I say , if the french nation truly wanted to put this issue to rest, which Assyria THE TRUE VICTIMS OF THIS CRIME, has even agreed to put it to rest , Then we can calm this storm between.
But continue your overt threats and lies is only angering me further  .
If you place more troops on border garrisons, Assyria will follow, we must take all threats against our nation very seroiusly!
As for the mongol proposal to exchange astronomy for Prespective. I have rejected that! The knowledge of astronomy is insignificant compared to perspective. However saddam had not ruled out future tech exchange, one of more valuable knowledge.
Also, the no-tresspassing and reveal-all pacts were sent to the mongols. We await there proposal of the no-tresspass this season, also.
Meanwhile Scientists in Saddams Revolutionary council have created a prototype of some sort of 'mill'. They say, placed in citys, this 'mill' will be able increase production 30-50%  . A delegation of eygptian scientists will be granted the floor plans for this building, as promised bye Saddam.
Hussien
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28-06-2001 08:48
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We have accepted your fine trade offer for sugar. We have also settled Havana on the island we call Cuba and which declare for ourselves. Do not attempt to settle on this island.
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