01-10-2002 04:32									#331
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quote: Originally posted by redbull DD, can I re-order some champagne for Sunday evening?

Of course.

	01-10-2002 05:19									#332
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THAT IT IW!!!

Please enter Password... Entry accepted... Mobilizing Smiley Army...

Smiley Battalion I, charge!

Smiley Battalion IV, give coving fire!!!


Air Brigade XIV! Attack!

Smiley Army Targeting Initialized... Locked on to "Immortal Wombat"...

	01-10-2002 06:23									#333
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* Skanky Burns drinks the rest of his drink in one gulp.

Well, I'm off on my holiday now!!

*Walks over the smouldering but alive body of IW, and out the door*

	01-10-2002 07:37									#334
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*CG, in a flash of insight, uses the bar's fire extinguisher on Kass*

Well, that was simple. Unless some jokester replaced the fire retardant chemicals with something mischevious... but that would never happen around here.

	01-10-2002 07:57									#335
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The people in the Dutch section are revolting!

	01-10-2002 08:01									#336
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Fear not, I have a solution! DD! bring me a gallon of your strongest liquor!

In the meantime, I have 'preperations' to make...

*tosses fire extinguisher out window*

*begins filling tennis ball with strike anywhere matchheads*

	01-10-2002 08:05									#337
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Captain Garlic, what is your plan? You have full Co-operation of the eLite Smiley force behind you...

	01-10-2002 08:19									#338
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Quite simple, really. Your eLite Smiley force infiltrates the Dutch section with the liquor, spreading it liberally about the flammable areas. Then, toss in the tennis ball, and watch the fun! (hopefully the smiley force will have escaped by that time, but if not, we accept the losses and move on)

	01-10-2002 09:04									#339
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Captain Garlic, what are your plans for the Dutch section afterwards... Do we turn it into a high profile military wombat examination centre, or leave it?

Anyway, we need to clear some peasents first...

	01-10-2002 09:07									#340
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**walks in and ducks the smiley's**

WOooooaaaaaaaa what happened?

	01-10-2002 09:17									#341
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Tia, the Dutch section are revolting...

	01-10-2002 09:18									#342
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Nothing major yet...still need that liquor...Aw, heck.

*jumps behind bar, begins rummaging*

And redbull, I was personally thinking of making it into either a)a prison camp or b) the site of a wacky new reality show...along the lines of "ten contestants trying to hunt down and exterminate the wombat before anyone else..."with added perks like spike pits and acid traps

	01-10-2002 09:23									#343
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quote: Originally posted by redbull Tia, the Dutch section are revolting...

**does best Gracho Marx immitation** You can say that again

	01-10-2002 09:23									#344
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I'll go with B....



Watch it with the axe! Flog him!



He seems to be enjoying it

Meh... bazooka him!



Not the cow!



Thats better

	01-10-2002 13:24									#345
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower I'll take the happy meal Ras. and i'll take a ming bobblehead to go with it do you have any of the collector MLeonard bobbleheads still? I'll buy one of those off of you

*prepares a Happy Meal for H Tower*

Yeap, we sure do have MLeonard toys left. But as they're special items, we charge for them. You'll get anyway one Ming toy for free.

	01-10-2002 13:32									#346
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Okay, children! Now it's time to chill and cool down abit.

MarkDanOlds offers all customers a free Rahnta, if they keep their mouths shut and carry on with the daily lives as usual; in peace and harmony.

	01-10-2002 14:49									#347
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But Rasbelin, the Dutch Section...

	01-10-2002 15:42									#348
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What about them? Nah, let's leave them without Rahnta. Okay, no free Rahnta for the members/customers of the Dutch section.

	01-10-2002 19:50									#349
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quote: Originally posted by Rasbelin *prepares a Happy Meal for H Tower* Yeap, we sure do have MLeonard toys left. But as they're special items, we charge for them. You'll get anyway one Ming toy for free.

i did offer to buy it

	01-10-2002 20:07									#350
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quote: Originally posted by Rasbelin *prepares a Happy Meal for H Tower* Yeap, we sure do have MLeonard toys left. But as they're special items, we charge for them. You'll get anyway one Ming toy for free.

i did offer to buy it

	01-10-2002 22:59									#351
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Such glorious destruction. Carry on. I'll serve the drinks.

	01-10-2002 23:02									#352
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Oh and before I forget, here's you alcohol CG.

	01-10-2002 23:23									#353
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* Immortal Wombat brushes smilie remains off self*

*re-coagulates*

	01-10-2002 23:33									#354
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Are you the T-1000 IW series?

	01-10-2002 23:35									#355
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no, I'm the I series wombat.

	02-10-2002 02:47									#356
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What other features do you have?

	02-10-2002 03:56									#357
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Excellent. Now we wait for the smilies to get this in place, then the carnage begins.

*gives liquor to smiley squad*

Hey, DD -- if you taped it, you could sell copies, I'm sure...

	02-10-2002 03:57									#358
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Starts cleaning and restocking the Dutch section

	02-10-2002 03:59									#359
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quote: Originally posted by CapitanGarlic Hey, DD -- if you taped it, you could sell copies, I'm sure...

How much do you think I could get?

	02-10-2002 04:16									#360
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$15 each, as a minimum... at about $3 per tape, that's $12 profit, and if you could sell thousands to Wal-Mart or something, the profit would be fairly hefty.

...Oh, the smilies are done. CLEAR!!

*Tosses tennis ball in dutch section*

*Sh*t blows up*