19-09-2002 19:35									#1
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Our intrepid bartender walks up to his place locked down by the Man.

....

Must have been one heck of a party last night. I wonder if IM survived Tia. Oh well, there's only one thing left to do.

Breaks the chain and puts out the "OPEN" sign.

Now to wait for the customers to arrive.

	19-09-2002 19:37									#2
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Nice to see you FINALLY showed up...

A double columbian please...

	19-09-2002 19:45									#3
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quote: Nice to see you FINALLY showed up...

I'm working on getting my connection problems from home straightened out. But enough about me.

Here's your coffee, Ming

	19-09-2002 20:13									#4
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I'll take a pair of trousers, and that giant yellow foam hat of yours.

	19-09-2002 20:16									#5
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Have you been in the vomitorium all this time?!?

You can have the trousers but the giant yellow foam hat isn't for sale.

	19-09-2002 20:18									#6
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Have you been in the vomitorium all this time?!?

I meant to binge on Hostess and Little Debbie products, but in my confusion I accidentally binged on rancid meat. Not a pretty picture at all.

quote: You can have the trousers but the giant yellow foam hat isn't for sale.

	19-09-2002 22:09									#7
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I can certainly see how binging on rancid food could be a problem for the non-hobo population. You should have asked yourself if Wutang would have eaten it before gorging on the stuff.

And no, you still can not have my hat.

	19-09-2002 22:29									#8
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The shop closed before anything happened. I was on the plate/bed when last orders were called.

I'm deliberatly not entering this shop, in case Tia finds me again.

oops...

Where was that other dimension again? I liked it there

	19-09-2002 22:30									#9
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oh, and a Whimpered C please

	19-09-2002 22:33									#10
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Here's your drink. I think that I have a dimensional doorway somewhere in the stoorroom but you'll have to dig for it.

	19-09-2002 22:35									#11
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Ach! Sod of ye blasphemer

were is provost harrison so I can serve I'm some cherryade

	19-09-2002 22:36									#12
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do u have a strip show?

	19-09-2002 22:39									#13
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No one has asked for cherryade yet, UI. Blame the customers, not the owner.

	19-09-2002 22:41									#14
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hello???

	19-09-2002 22:43									#15
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*takes a long drink*

*flees to the storeroom*

	19-09-2002 22:47									#16
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There's no strip show Zorba. You'll have to go down the block for that.

	19-09-2002 22:49									#17
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what's there to entertain us then? you?

	19-09-2002 23:21									#18
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Sigh

	19-09-2002 23:25									#19
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just dont start taking off your clothes or anything or the joint will go bust

	19-09-2002 23:31									#20
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If you're really that hard up, ask one of the Poly Females to help you. I refuse to be responsible for thier response though.

	20-09-2002 00:25									#21
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Dino, nice to see the place up and running again. I'll just read Red's Fast! News in the corner, I want to see how my buisness is going in the stock market

	20-09-2002 01:36									#22
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lol....i may refuse ..but i'll leave him in oce piece...lol..i'm the safer one...
*sips on her Mike's Hard Lemonade from atop the bookcase*
I really hate people today.....*starts planning on a way to bomb mcdonalds*

	20-09-2002 02:45									#23
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Hmmm...Give me coffee. Make it nuclear coffee.

And don't blow up Mickey D's munchkin! We love Ronald! ....Well, no, not really. But get Burger King while you're at it...

	20-09-2002 02:57									#24
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Mornin' all!

DD, I'll have an Irish coffee. I need to wake up enough for uni in an hour.

	20-09-2002 03:02									#25
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*goes to sleep in a box*

	20-09-2002 03:14									#26
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* See's Dino's shiny new lisence on the wall from the Department of Ming.
* Draws stick figures on the lisence using disappearing ink.

	20-09-2002 04:01									#27
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**sees new coffee shop sign**

**goes in**

Cool!! Gald to see you got this going Dino Oh and look at loinburger asking for foam hats Doesn't he know that's soooooooooo last year.

**nose detects something** **sniff** Hmmmmmmm......why I think I smell.....wait....no. YES!! I doo I doooooooo I smell
WOMBAT!!

quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat *takes a long drink* *flees to the storeroom*

**tia goes in search of her Wombat**

**is destracted by someone asking about a strip show**

OOOOoooooo baby. Ever seen a five headed dragon strip?

	20-09-2002 04:05									#28
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin lol....i may refuse ..but i'll leave him in oce piece...lol..i'm the safer one... *sips on her Mike's Hard Lemonade from atop the bookcase* I really hate people today.....*starts planning on a way to bomb mcdonalds*

come to greece. we bomb them for fun. and noone's gonna catch you

we can go for a souvlaki after the excitement (that's food)

	20-09-2002 05:04									#29
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*quickly dashes into prayer room, buries self frantically in piles of religious books and wears extra-protective sunglasses & earmuffs*

	20-09-2002 05:44									#30
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6 tons of sulfur and 8 tons of bat guano please