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-Jrabbit
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of the Electronic Egyptians
Feb 2002
time: 23:22
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Your Majesty --
The ppl have spoken, and the Ministry has heard. It is our will that the empire spawn at least two diplomats as soon as practical. The first should be used to create an embassy with the warlike godless  Japanese imperialist dogs, that we may better track and control their evil machinations.
At least one additional diplomat shall be required. this operative would be used primarily for exploration, preferably using a trireme. By implication, this diplomat may be called upon to map unknown territory, pop the occasional hut, seek out other civilizations, and perhaps bribe the occasional NONE unit. When another civ is found, our goal would be to establish an embassy.
Two or more new dips would be preferred, though the needs of the empire are many and we understand you must weigh each decision with great concern for the overall good of the ppl. Your humble minister's recommendation is to always build an extra diplomat to help keep order on the homefront, and send that dip to new lands as older dips are used up through service to your Royal Highness.
Oh, btw -- Our wise men are thirsty for technology. Though diplomats may not be the best way to acquire them, the ppl are not averse to resorting to this method -- especially against a warlike nation (where we already have an embassy) which is known to hold needed sciences in their slimy grasp.
The Foreign Ministry wishes Your Highness continued success in the management of our great nation's excellent progress. Godspeed, King Hydey!
Faithfully submitted,
-Jrabbit, Prime Foreign Minister
New Apolytonia
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20-09-2002 02:46
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