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Caught in a tuna net
Jan 1970
time: 05:22
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http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/
By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
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Bereta_Eder
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
time: 00:22
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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
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flash9286
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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Giancarlo
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Los Angeles
Apr 2000
time: 02:22
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The bias on that site is disgusting and it should be hacked... especially when talking about the elected President George W. Bush.
Horrible... just horrible... I hate that site... nobody compares me to Hussein:
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
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Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
time: 14:22
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You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little **** that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger *** then you are already!
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It originally said that I was Tony Blair too, but I shot the evil colonialists who were controlling the test and got my true answer. 
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General Ludd
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Minion of the Dominion
Aug 2001
time: 05:22
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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Vlad Antlerkov
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Do you have Matt Stairs in your house?
Mar 1999
time: 23:22
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Genius!
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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Bosh
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Taehan Mingook
Jan 1970
time: 00:22
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Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!
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Hmmmm I guess that's what I get for being too much of a slob to shave or wear suits/uniforms 
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Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
time: 14:22
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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little ****!
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Well, somebody had to be Hitler...
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DaShi
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The Taste of Japan
Sep 2000
time: 05:22
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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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Boris Godunov
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Portland, OR
Aug 2001
time: 00:22
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Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
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Cripes...
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orange
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It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
time: 00:22
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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devilmunchkin
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first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:22
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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Shi Huangdi
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Pittsburgh, PA
Apr 1999
time: 00:22
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Woohoo!
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
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