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MOBIUS is offline MOBIUS
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I think the real joke here is how the seppos bleat on about being attacked by the rest of the World but are more than happy to stick the boot in without the slightest provocation...

Sorry but until you guys can come to grips with sarcasm, irony and even puns, we'll always consider you as our lessers in the humour stakes...
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I hope not. Once you guys get yourself geared up for war, you seem to have some trouble putting the brakes on...


Germans just don't like doing anything half-way...
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The question still has not been answered"

Do children have more fun in childhood than adults have in adultry?
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such an immense waste of research grants... After al, he could have settled for a simple question: Has anyone else produced anything even remotely as funny as Black Adder?

No?

Well, then, the brits win.

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Apr 2002
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Ok, technical a**holes.

When I was speaking of the 51st state of the United States, I should have used England.

Feel better now?


Wrong, England isn't the correct term either
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England, lesser Britons, what's the difference?
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I just thought if you are gonna insult us, at least insult us correctly
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I would have thought that Benny Hill would have been insult enough...
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He hasn't benn considered funny over here for over 20 years
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He was never considered funny over here. That's the point.
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well why was he on your screens
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Maybe for the same reason we know about Mr Blobby.

Let us know the next time he hits the top 40. OK?
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What does it say about a country that imports the crapiest bits of another countries culture.

then again Celine Dion did well overhere
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Yes. She is an export.
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You can have her back
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No thanks. You have her, you can keep her next to Mr Blobby.
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Thankfull Mr Blobby is no longer with us
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You sent him to Liverpool?
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Why Liverpool?
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One grave or another, take your pick.
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oh i see, Liverpools ok, its reputation is worse than the reality
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Canadians...

Saw one funny joke in Halifax:

"Canada kicks ass" - on a young brat's t-shirt.
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quote:
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Belgians laughed at: "Well, you see, there are basically three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those that can't."


I knew it slightly different:
"4 persons on 3 don't understand a thing to fractions."
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well why was he on your screens


It's North American TV. We don't feel like we are getting our money's worth unless we have at least 60 channels that are on 24/7. Just by the law of averages, you'd have a lot of crap.
Arrian is offline Arrian
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Who takes the blame for Mr. Bean? Is it Canada or the UK?

France is definitely Europe's funniest country. To me anyway.

-Arrian
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I always thought the Germans had an awful sense of humour. According to Have I Got News For You their favourite joke was:

"Warum heisst Kanada Kanada?
Weil es liegt keine da!"
Which, loosely translated, means:
"Why is Canada called Canada?
Because there is no-one there."
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That is a terrible joke. But it makes more sense in German than in English.
Razey is offline Razey
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I would have thought that Benny Hill would have been insult enough...


Why?

I always thoght Benny Hill was funny.
I liked him a lot.

Instead I find Mr Bean a very bad imitation.

Razey
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Yeah, but you live in a country that thinks Roberto Begnini is the height of comedy, so what do you know?

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Yeah, but you live in a country that thinks Roberto Begnini is the height of comedy, so what do you know?


Whatever

But at least we can spell his name right it is Roberto Benigni, not Roberto Begnini

Razey
 
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