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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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http://europe.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/eu...hter/index.html

Europe's funniest nation revealed
December 20, 2001 Posted: 1355 GMT

Scientists say people react in different ways to humour

LONDON, England -- Internet research into international humour has discovered that Germans laugh the most.

The stereotypically straight-laced image of the Germans has been bucked by a psychological study looking at what makes people laugh.

The Laugh Lab project, run by Professor Richard Wiseman at the University of Hertfordshire, was launched three months ago in an attempt to find if universal humour exists.

Researchers found that different nationalities have varying senses of humour while men and women do not always find the same joke funny.

Out of 11 nationalities, Germans rated more jokes "very funny" than anyone else, preferring puns that rely on wordplay.

The Canadians have the weakest sense of humour, according to the survey.

One of the favourite jokes in Germany was: "Why is television called a medium? Because it is neither rare nor well-done."

Other jokes voted funny in different countries included in France: "You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"

"Absolutely! What's the second question?"

Belgians laughed at: "Well, you see, there are basically three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those that can't."

Swedes found funny: "A guy phones the local hospital and yells, `you've gotta send help! My wife's in labour!" The nurse says, `calm down. Is this her first child?' He replies, `no! This is her husband!"'

And Canadians chortled at: "What do you call a woman who can balance four pints of beer on her head? Beatrix."

Men prefer jokes that are aggressive, put women down, and contain sexual innuendo, while women find word-play jokes funniest.

An example of a male joke was: "A guy walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only cling-film underpants. The psychiatrist said: `well, I can clearly see you're nuts."'

Women preferred: "A man walks into a bar with a piece of Tarmac under his arm. He says to the barman: `A pint for me, and one for the road'."

Dr Wiseman said: "These findings reflect fundamental differences in the ways in which males and females use humour. Males use humour to appear superior to others, whilst women are more linguistically skilled and prefer word-puns."

The year-long research hopes to collect jokes from 100,000 people in an effort to understand if universal humour exists, and whether it can further our understanding of the brain.

People taking part are invited both to submit and rate jokes over the Web.

About 10,000 jokes have been submitted so far, with one about Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson emerging as the early winner, with a top rating from 47% of those taking part.

The joke, submitted by Geoff Anandappa, from Blackpool, goes like this: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars.

During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent ..."

Two chicken jokes were awarded the lowest ratings by 74% of people taking part.

One was the joke known to every school child: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

The other was: "Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck."

Laugh Lab, organised in conjunction with the British Association for the Advancement of Science, is the largest experiment of its kind ever carried out.

Laugh Lab Web site: www.laughlab.co.uk

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So why do they consider Canada European?

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So does this mean that Germans have the best sense of humor, or the worst? I vote for the latter.

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I think this sums it up

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One of the favourite jokes in Germany was: "Why is television called a medium? Because it is neither rare nor well-done."

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Well, at least Canada had Kids in the Hall

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It means the Germans like to laugh, but aren't sure when to. When they are told they are being told a joke, they laugh, to be polite.

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I think it means that the Germans are easier to amuse than others.

And from some of the canucks on here, the findings about the least humourous does not surprise me

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yep.

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Staplerfahrer Klaus changed my opinion about german senses of humor.

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JOKE NUMBER ONE!!!

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I thought Great Britain was the funniest country -- they actually think they're independent from the United States.

Hilarious that they're so deluded.

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Hilarious that someone thinks that Great Britain is a country.

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Hilarious that someone thinks that Great Britain is a country.


When one is discussing minor European principalities, it really doesn't make that much difference.

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I think it means that the Germans are easier to amuse than others.


Come on, youīre only jealous because we have more to laugh about

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I think a general rule of thumb should now be to keep the Germans laughing. We all know what happens when the laughter stops in Germany...

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I think a general rule of thumb should now be to keep the Germans laughing. We all know what happens when the laughter stops in Germany...


We join the war against Saddam?

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When one is discussing minor European principalities, it really doesn't make that much difference.


Which American state is bigger, the Bible Belt or Silicon Valley?

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We join the war against Saddam?


I hope not. Once you guys get yourself geared up for war, you seem to have some trouble putting the brakes on...

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Which American state is bigger, the Bible Belt or Silicon Valley?


Totally different situation, as now we're talking about America, which is vastly more important.

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I hope not. Once you guys get yourself geared up for war, you seem to have some trouble putting the brakes on...


Yeah, but donīt worry, our last desert campaign wasnīt such a big success, so we will do only peacekeeping this time...

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Totally different situation, as now we're talking about America, which is vastly more important.


Bah, it's a serious question. A friend of mine says that Silicon Valley is bigger, but I'm sure it's not. He also says - get this - Beverly Hills isn't a state, and that Amish country is more northerly than the Eastern Seaboard.

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Oh carry on, this is funny

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Bah, it's a serious question. A friend of mine says that Silicon Valley is bigger, but I'm sure it's not.


It's not. The Bible Belt extends through several Southern states, while Silicon Valley is pretty much relegated to southern California.

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Well, it's certainly a state of mind...

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and that Amish country is more northerly than the Eastern Seaboard.


It is. It's also more southerly, though.

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Ok, technical a**holes.

When I was speaking of the 51st state of the United States, I should have used England.

Feel better now?

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Snooze. Hasn't this been done already?

And they've got the conclusions bass-ackwards; Canadians laughed less then Germans because our standards are higher...



Oh paiktis, my wannabe Macedonian Slav, you're so cute when you try to insult Canada.

Unlike you, we're able to put up a real resistance (and win) when a country ten times our size attacks us...

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You can't even get your marbles back from that pathetic has-been, the UK...

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It's seriously true about the higher standards thing, though.

Stuff that would be a riot in places like Germany will result in people from Canada going "That was supposed to be a joke?", at which point we would laugh. Just at you, not the joke.

 
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