04-11-2002 04:11									#361
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I could send one of my probes to try and subvert it and then send it too Zak...

	04-11-2002 06:50									#362
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quote: Originally posted by GeneralTacticus Why not just blow the damn thing up with high explosives?

we could do that, but then we wouldn't have a bathroom

quote: I could send one of my probes to try and subvert it and then send it too Zak...

probe teams cannot affect native life form

	04-11-2002 08:52									#363
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quote: we could do that, but then we wouldn't have a bathroom

So what? We don't have a bathroom now either.

	04-11-2002 11:44									#364
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We have a bathroom?

	04-11-2002 11:56									#365
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Well, we did until the green thing invaded.

	04-11-2002 20:16									#366
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If we use enough explosives, we won't have a Rec Commons.

Er. What's wrong with my business plan? With that money we can build two new Rec Commons!

	04-11-2002 20:36									#367
	Got spare money?

maybe we can use those newly breeded beta talents from TKG that had special ops training from DE?

	04-11-2002 20:43									#368
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For what? As pr0n stars? *shrug* Since the Asian number of females seems to be nonexistent, I guess we have no choice...

	04-11-2002 20:47									#369
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to burst in and take the buggers out!

* DeathByTheSword looks around and scream: they have broken out and come in the bar

	04-11-2002 20:49									#370
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*since Doctor TKG is gone, has the research team seal off the Rec Commons*

Eeep! This is getting out of hand. Maybe bomb the Commons to pieces and erect a new one on the ruins?

	04-11-2002 20:52									#371
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maybe they just want to be friends with us and our japanse schoolgirls? has some one tried to talk to them or give them a japanse schoolgirl?

	04-11-2002 21:06									#372
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I asked you if there are any Japanese schoolgirls here a few posts ago! Erm. Got any?!

	05-11-2002 01:04									#373
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quote: Originally posted by DeathByTheSword maybe we can use those newly breeded beta talents from TKG that had special ops training from DE?

just to clarify, i don't *breed* people. i only breed animals with several heads, or other rather unusual deformities.

as for the GMTLFITRCBR (green mysterious tentacled life form in the rec commons bath room. pronounced guhm-TEL-fit-RICK-ber: kass' invented acronym ), i'll be back soon.

	05-11-2002 01:14									#374
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*carries in a troupe of regular school girls*

TKG! Got them ready!

	05-11-2002 01:25									#375
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where'd you get those?!

	05-11-2002 01:44									#376
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Connections... (some things are best left unexplained)

Now. You said you could turn these into Japanese school girls. Get on with it, we need to pacify that thing (and to sell some pr0n).

	05-11-2002 03:04									#377
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nahhh, i've got a better idea



DIE YOU GUMTELFITRICKBER! DIE!

	05-11-2002 03:12									#378
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i declare my self chairman of the STGTIRRBC (Save-The-Green-Thingies-In-Rec-Room-Bathroom-Club) and i say Hail to the green thingies

(yes they have mind control abilities)

	05-11-2002 03:20									#379
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even better! now when my guhmtelfitrickber breeding program is complete i shall be maste...i've said too much



BTW, DBTS: that should be: STGMTLFITRCBRC, sta-guhm-tel-fit-rick-berk, or save-the-green-mysterious-tentacled-life-forms-in-the-rec-commons-bath-room-club.

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	05-11-2002 03:59									#380
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FCOL, STFU AOY!

1. The green thing is not going to be destroyed.
2. The green thing is going to be appeased with Japanese school girls.
3. We are gonna make lots of green things, dinero, money, credits, cold hard cash, by selling holorecordings of part 2.).

Do you understand? You don't? Excellent.

	05-11-2002 04:59									#381
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We won't make a real micro-cred trying to sell your depraved, vile, unconscionable holo. This is the road to both moral and material bankruptcy!! I urge you to try several hundred gallons of trichlorethane first.
For the love of humanity!!!

	05-11-2002 07:50									#382
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Don't listen to him! How much for that holo?

	05-11-2002 13:26									#383
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* Pandemoniak calls Hercules to rescue

Police ! Police ! Police !

They all became mad, we must get rid of those green things who pollutes our citizens brains ! They're making TKG believe he wants to control the world !

er... maybe its his plan and his own conspiracy...
* Pandemoniak sneaks out of the Rec Commons, jump in a rover and drive at any speed to join Pandemonium and get a new government ready for when TKG make his coup d'état naming greenies at all directorates.

	05-11-2002 14:19									#384
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Police! Police! We have a revolutionary on our hands!

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	05-11-2002 19:10									#385
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Mr. President, thank you for expressing your interest. The plan is being executed, and as soon as TKG is finished with those school girls ( ) we will initiate production of the first pr0n holos on Chiron.

	06-11-2002 01:15									#386
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quote: Originally posted by Pandemoniak They're making TKG believe he wants to control the world!

kass the plan is not going ahead. it's just....wrong. you can keep your schoolgirls, and i'll find some other way to get this guhmtelfitrickber out of here

	06-11-2002 02:05									#387
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This is simply unacceptable. We need Japanese school girls. I need Japanese school girls. I will get them. If you won't deliver them, then Morgan will.

	06-11-2002 02:20									#388
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LOL... Am I the only one whose a little scared And besides, Morgan will make you pay through the nose

	06-11-2002 02:21									#389
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and you think i wouldn't?

	06-11-2002 02:28									#390
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quote: LOL... Am I the only one whose a little scared

quote: And besides, Morgan will make you pay through the nose

He will be the one paying, as soon as I get production started. Pr0n holos will have wide markets, like they did on Old Earth.