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Advertisement posted in the Rec Commons:
quote: Females aged 18 to 23 who are attending acedemic facilities are elegible to earn better-than-average enercreds working as research subjects. Apply New Seuz Docks for interview on yacht in the Freshwater Sea. |
Having finished adhering this advertisement near the ladies' rest room, gentlemen's rest room, front door, front window, the door of each stall in the ladies' rest room, and the back of one particularly unconcious drunken snoring patron, the Goon Squad leaves. Three hours later, a man walks into a bar. He is receives a concussion for his efforts. Two hours after that, Jhanny enters the Rec Commons, slaps down double the required mikrocreds on the bar, and states, "I'll have a Mountain Dew, Code Red, with a side of your finest lurksausage links. Not the patties." He sits, sips at a xenobrew he brought in with him, and asks the person sitting next to him whether he's seen the latest Probe Team report on Morgan Industries. "We're going to have to do something about that colony pod they're building," he mentions.
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Jhanactus
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TKG: I own a small brewery in Morgan Distribution, or I used to, anyway, so I have a small stock. Don't worry, I'm not about to cut in on your business... that would be illegal, after all.
(Thinking to self)[Besides, we can't have people drinking QUALITY Xenobrew.]
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No, no, Your Generalship. I'm not from Morgan Xenobrew or Morgan Anything except as an immigrant to your fine democracy. I did own and operate a multi-tier factory that specialized in gastronomic products of nonterran origin, when I was a citizen in Morgan Distribution, but I had to sell it before immigrating. I did, however, keep a large cache of... personal supplies, momentos, that sort of thing. Also, I was involved in the research of a... quasi-military philosophy that espoused sea-based shipping lanes, and security for them, instead of simply using wheeled and treaded transportation. Security against those Isles of the Deep, of course. Ornery creatures, those. Incedentally, I hear there were some unusual mind worm specimens here earlier?
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