16-10-2002 05:32									#1
	Lung's Long List of BirdMan Alter-Egos Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

As some of you may be aware, i have been straining to come up with new names for BirdMan, continuing a tradition started by the mostly absent Max Webster. While it's getting harder to come up with new names every day, i am actually rather proud of some. Also, so i don't regurgitate old names, i thought it best to just create a thread for me to keep track of, and for others to poke fun at BirdBrain Feel free to offer suggestions for future name-calling The only requirement is that the name preferably come in two parts - the first being the name of some sort of bird, fictional or otherwise; and the second being a part of anatomy or feature that could be applied to that particular bird.

TheBirdMan alternative names:

1) Tweety (thanks, Max Webster)
2) BirdBrain (thanks again, Max)
3) BirdFace
4) BirdDude
5) Sulphur-Crested Sapsucker
6) BudgieBrain
7) GalahBrain
8) CockatooBrain
9) BirdBreath
10) VultureBreath (my all-time favourite )
11) BeakFace
12) PelicanFeatures
13) Sulphur-CrestedCockatooFace
14) ParrotBrain
15) The original SapSucker
16) ChookLegs
17) Tawny-FrogmouthFace
18) EmuFace
19) BatPenis
20) BatBreath
21) FlamingoFace
22) IbisBeak
23) SparrowFart
24) PigeonPoop
25) DodoBrain
26) CrowCrap
27) WoodpeckerPecker
28) The WoopWoopBird
29) BudgieBottom
30) DodoDonger
31) SwanSchlong
32) MuttonbirdMuttondagger
33) GangGangGoolies
34) SwallowCock
35) FinchFart
36) Feather-beaked Pimple Picker (courtesy RicketyClick)
37) TuiTwat
38) KookaburraCrap
39) PloverPenis
40) EgretArse
41) CurrawongCrap
42) AlbatrossArse
43) KiteCrap
44) PteredactylTackle
45) PelicanPubes
46) Willy-WagtailWilly
47) PeeweePeewee
48) DrumstickLegs
49) EmuEyebrows
50) CassowaryCrap
51) FlamingBirdFart (altered BirdMan contribution)

Can i make 100? Of course i can! The number of insults that can be hurled at BirdBrain is endless!!!

Last edited by Lung on 29-11-2002 at 03:48

	16-10-2002 08:32									#2
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FinchFart.

	16-10-2002 08:53									#3
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Just some ideas for you

ChickenButt
PenguinChops
TurkeyNeck
SparrowNawks
SwallowCock (2 birds with 1 stone there )

	16-10-2002 09:31									#4
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Thanks, guys! I promise to use each and every one of them!

SwallowCock is especially good It's a perfectly legitimate name, and conjures images BirdMan would not at all like associated with him

Keep up the good work

	16-10-2002 09:45									#5
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Watch out Quinns my chastise you for name calling....
Kidding maybe :0)

BIRD (Lev. 11:13-20). When offered in sacrifice, they were not divided as other victims were...

	16-10-2002 10:41									#6
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Should the one, comming from the CTP-legend WesWhittaker be forgotten?????

That is WOODSTOCK ( !!!! !!! !!!!!!!!! !! !!!! !!!! !!! )

	16-10-2002 11:42									#7
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Moosebird

	16-10-2002 12:36									#9
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TuiTwit

	16-10-2002 16:10									#10
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TuiTwat, perhaps?

	17-10-2002 04:38									#11
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Sorry guys, but GangGangGoolies popped into my head this morning, so your fine suggestions will have to wait! And yes, Gang Gang is a real bird, and if you don't know what goolies are, i ain't sayin'! Actually, the Gang Gang is a rather silly looking cockatoo with a head like a robber's dog!

	17-10-2002 11:48									#12
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Very well.

Let's do alter ego's for da Lungster then :

Lung cancer
Flungky Kong
ole dirty mouth
...

	17-10-2002 13:04									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Maestro Very well. Let's do alter ego's for da Lungster then

You asked for that, TB Bait...

	18-10-2002 03:29									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Maestro ole dirty mouth ...

That'd be me, alright!

Now that i have that particular reputation, how about GalahGonads? Willy-WagtailWilly? AlbatrossArse? CockCock? WoodpeckerWoody? PelicanPubes?

I better up the bribes to keep Solver from banning me

	18-10-2002 09:21									#15
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Stop with the headbashing!

Solver won't be too pleased Lung

Better start begging before Solv starts the bashing

	18-10-2002 10:02									#16
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Wow! Your non-standard smilies appear without links to them as attachments!! Well done!

Yeah, Solver will be on my back soon enough (not doing anything naughty, i hope ), but i'm sure he likes a good BirdMan bashing as much as the next man

	18-10-2002 10:20									#17
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Lung, their the New 'poly smileys I voted yes for the 'poly smiley band



Just look on the legend when posting a reply

	18-10-2002 18:22									#18
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I need to still decide if I do like the bashing .

	18-10-2002 19:04									#19
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Bash them both.

	19-10-2002 00:14									#20
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Solver - don't get too excited .

You know I do accept my dear friend David (Lung) for what he is...... An australian!

AND........ We should not forget, that the comming danish queen might come from tasmania (no, she is not in familily with the devil, dosn't look like that anyway). If - if the danish frogman-prince can take a decision.

	19-10-2002 05:43									#21
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Titties and beer-lung

	19-10-2002 08:26									#22
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T*t-willow,
Long-Beaked Feather Duster,
Red-tailed Dicky Whistler,
Blunt-beaked Bottom Waddler,
Swamp Wading Bog Swallow,
Feather-beaked Pimple Picker

Last edited by ricketyclik on 19-10-2002 at 08:45

	19-10-2002 09:18									#23
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Lungdongbird

Just imagine if cows flew? Or Lungs were king of your body and not the rectum....

	14-11-2002 10:59									#24
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More names added to original list

	14-11-2002 12:26									#25
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Come-on Lung.

Join the new World-game I am going persuade Keygen to start for me.

We need an eight player.

Name of the game will be:

Vulturebreath!

	15-11-2002 02:16									#27
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quote: Originally posted by TheBirdMan Come-on Lung. Join the new World-game I am going persuade Keygen to start for me. We need an eight player. Name of the game will be: Vulturebreath!

COOOOOOOL!!!!!

It's not on a gigantic map, is it? I dunno about playing another game, even though Quinns is about to send me to my maker

So, who's in it?

	28-11-2002 03:54									#28
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Woo-hoo! 50 BirdMan Alter-egos!!

Can Lung think of another 50 to get to the magic 100? Any help would be appreciated

	28-11-2002 16:31									#29
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You still don't have the most important one:

Jailbird (from Alcatraz)

	28-11-2002 16:37									#30
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Au contraire!

BigBird (Sesame Street)

(Also: coque au vin, and le coque strategif)

Last edited by ricketyclik on 28-11-2002 at 16:42