22-02-2000 01:11									#1
	You know you've played civ too long when... Remove this text

A minute of silence please.

Ok, now that that's over and done with, here it is again. The sequel. The sequel is always better, right? Well, now that we're back into business, let me see what I can remember of this thread.

...you can't belive why they don't transform Sahara into Plains.
...you think it's silly of America to keep their Nuclear Power Plants, when they have the Hoover Dam.
...more later...

	22-02-2000 01:35									#2
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Ok, let's see what more I can remember...

...you wonder why there was starvation in Egypt... after all, didn't they have the pyramids?
...you refer to your work colleagues as "enemy units".
...you wonder why there aren't more airports on hills.
...you wonder why Britain isn't as productive as they used to be. After all, hills never stop to produce shields, right?

	22-02-2000 02:22									#3
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...you try to walk across the country on railroad tracks because it doesn't take any time

	22-02-2000 02:32									#4
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When I browsed through the forums earlier today I actually saw that pages 2, 3, 4 and 6 of the original thread still existed. Just to be safe I saved those pages on my own computer; but maybe something can be done with those pages?

	22-02-2000 02:36									#5
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Frame them!

	22-02-2000 02:41									#6
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Excellent Paul!

	22-02-2000 05:50									#7
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Is there no back-up anywhere in the ACS system?

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	22-02-2000 06:49									#8
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Nope, sorry, happened to my coffee shop too. Every other page is there except page one, and then you can't post replies to it anyway. We can only look in awe at it

	22-02-2000 15:09									#9
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My favorite from the thread that went before:

...you turn grey when you go to sleep.



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	23-02-2000 10:36									#10
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Yo Coug, I'm glad you re-started this thread.
...when you wonder why every river doesn't have irrigation and railroads on it.
...when you think the people in Kansas are missing out on the two free advances, because they teach creationism rather than Evolution.
...when you think you should walk on hills rather than grassland because you can defend it better.
...when you tell some one your words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
...You watch 'Saving Private Ryan' and notice that some sounds are taken from your favorite WWII scenarios...or is that the other way around?
...when you keep checking the callendar thinking 'We only have 20 years left to get to AC!'
...when you think clearcutting forest to boost population is a good thing.

And for my Massachusetts Civers...
... when you think they should just huury up and finish the 'Big Dig' by using caravans and freight...

	23-02-2000 02:19									#11
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(silence)

When you guess the specials around Los Angeles are fish, fish, oasis, oasis; irrigated, supermarket, harbor and still in a food deficit.

For the brits and their subsidiaries harbor may be spelt harbour.

	23-02-2000 03:06									#12
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...when you build Woman's Sufferage in hopes you may someday get a girlfriend....to no avail

	23-02-2000 05:36									#13
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For you teachers out there:

When you come to class declaring "O most untrustworthy leader of the infidels" to the student that you caught cheating

	23-02-2000 07:12									#14
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I hope this thread catches on like the last one. I'm trying to give it a push...

...when you think the US should use more spies in the army to decrease civillian unrest...

	23-02-2000 10:26									#15
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You’ve fenced in your yard to keep out barbarians

You can’t understand why there are so many unhappy people in Memphis with all those Elvi running around

You believe in Evolution, but those creationists do have a point, the world did begin in 4000BC

Instead of asking your boss for your paycheck you “Demand tribute for my patience”

and FM Klesh LOL re the Big Dig (and what’s with all of the corruption in a Democracy?!?)

	23-02-2000 11:18									#16
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... when you start saving pointless civ-related threads. (just for you Paul)

Graag

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	24-02-2000 09:35									#17
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...when you wonder why the city you live in is so dirty, when they have a mass transit system.

(Remembered from org. thread.)

	24-02-2000 09:53									#18
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when you believe nuking chinese cities and then capturing them will give you WLTPD

	25-02-2000 00:18									#19
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When you think Las Vegas must be the happiest city in the world...all those elvii, an Oasis and Caesar's Palace!

	25-02-2000 00:43									#20
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...when you look at a swamp and get excited that there may be Peat Moss in there...oohhh, peatmossssssss.

...when you assume the US won the war w/Iraq by hiding it's tanks and howies behind camel caravans...

	25-02-2000 05:31									#21
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When you drive past road construction and look for men in white lab coats(or settler outfits).

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	25-02-2000 05:45									#22
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when as a settler, you build leos workshop hoping to earn an engineering degree at the same time

Your looking at pollution smog and cant' find the skulls

	25-02-2000 06:37									#23
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...You think that money CAN buy happiness
...You think that the Zulus were once a major world power
...You start a Cylindrical Earth Society
...You irrigate your garden to boost food production

	26-02-2000 23:28									#24
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You take a plane across the country and expect to stop in midair and wait for the rest of your movement points

	27-02-2000 02:57									#25
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.... you can sail safely across the ocean 'cause you saw a lighthouse.

	27-02-2000 04:33									#26
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...you find yourself thinking 'I told you that original thread should have been archived'...

	27-02-2000 06:17									#27
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.....when you eagerly wait for release
of "The Making Of Civilization 3"-home video

	27-02-2000 06:45									#28
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When you come here and post replies to this at 8:45 on a Saturday night.

Man I have no life

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	27-02-2000 18:54									#29
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...you wonder why there is starvation in Egypt even though they have the pyramids...

	29-02-2000 04:21									#30
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...You wonder what day of the week the "We Love the President" holiday will fall on this year.
[This message has been edited by Gothmog (edited February 28, 2000).]