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Hercules
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in Tir Na Og
Sep 2002
time: 05:23
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Located in the Recreation commons this courthouse functions as a courthouse to hold the trial of citizens charged with category A crimes (most everything). Category B crimes would include for example breaking wind in public buildings and being xenobrewed and disorderly.
Anyhow this court is now handed over to Mr President for the conduct of Lemmy's trial. Pray silence for his Lordship: Justice Mr President. All stand.
*The defendant Lemmy is brought into the courtroom, escorted and watched over by two well built and armed marketing consultants from the security service.
* Mr President enters.
There is a gasp from the public galleries on the appearance of the prosecutor and the defence attornies
Last edited by Hercules on 31-10-2002 at 08:21
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Pandemoniak
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of Xanadu, French Section of the Apolyton Must Crush Capitalism Party
Jul 2002
time: 06:23
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* Pandemoniak stands up and annouce :
"Citizen Lemmy, stand up as the Supreme Justices of the United Nations will judge you"
"Citizen Lemmy, you are charged of
- Abduction of an elected UN Commisionner during service- Serial murders of first degree
- Murders at first and second degree (both with aggraved circumstances)
- Witchcraft
- Cloning public ennemy n°1
- Grand Theft Xenobrew
- Little Theft Mikrocredits"
"It is proven, by Chief Inspector investigations that you have been abducting Commissioner Crisler and locked him in a cupboard, in order to make evil prevail on Chiron. We all know ther way the way murdered Gnool, Zakharov VII, and many other citizens, and that you inflicted them torture prohibited by the UN Charter. Evidence one should be considered by all members of the Jury : this is a note found in Lemmy's diary, updating news from his personnal undead army."
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Evidence 1 :
Soldiers: 61 (56.7% estimated draft rate)
Skeletons: 1,276 (5,104 offense points)
Zombies: 2,878 (11,512 defense points)
Ghouls: 259 (1,554 offense / 1,295 defense)
War-Horses: 694 (up to 694 additional offense) |
"All the Jury should also note that Citizen Lemmy used many indescriptible way to raise an undead army, using an incredible amount of blood, and a large undead army to help him in his evil plan of domination of the world"
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Evidence 2 :
You, Lemmy, have drunk 64 pints of blood, and are sire to 49 other vampires, including: ... Eli (who has drunk 100 pints of blood)
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"It is also know that Citizen Lemmy is a mystic and lunatic person, who behaves strangely and most of the time violently at moonlights, as C. I. Hercules provided evidence"
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Evidence 3: Most of the time Lemmy appears normal, does a good job exploring etc , but come the full centauri moons,(very regular) and a glass of warm blood and he' s away with it.
Chief Inspector Hercules testify
Ruler Name: Sir Lemmy the Sorcerer
Personality & Race: The Mystic, Undead
Lemmy's Diary
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Using a sort of valt where Lemmy could clone his victims to serve him in his world domination plan, Lemmy cloned Public Ennemy N°1 Archaic and is thus charged for trouble in the public order.
Citizen Lemmy is also charged for Grand Theft Xenobrew, depriving many UN citizens of their regular and daily drink for a totally selfish purpose : his plan of domination of the world. More over, by a mean act of villeny, Citizen Lemmy stole a bunch of microcredits just in order to be evil with his neighbour and thus reinforcing his world domination plan.
Last but not least, I will call for C. I. Hercules to testify the evilness of Citizen Lemmy about crimes and abductions.
* Pandemoniak stops to sip a little in his glass of water.
Therefore, and seeing the evidences brought above and the testify of C. I. Hercules, I ask the Jury to show no mercy, and to sentence Lemmy to heavy punishment : a hundred years of hard labour in the Recycling Tanks as public services, twenty years of prison followed by eighty years of exile of the Capitol where he has his laboratory where he makes his plans of world domination. I also ask the senior Justice to sentence him to clean the Gents' of the Rec Commons and to deprive him of the right to consume and bear any kind of Xenobrew and Xenoweed, and to make it a life sentence.
* Pandemoniak sits down.
Therefore, I ask the Jury to
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GeneralTacticus
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of Melbourne, Australia
Dec 2001
time: 15:23
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I wish to ask a question of the prosecution: under what law has Archaic been declared 'public enemy number 1'?
Last edited by GeneralTacticus on 01-11-2002 at 11:32
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Lemmy
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Bubblewrap
Dec 2000
time: 06:23
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Ok, i guess i'm the defense then, ey?
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- Abduction of an elected UN Commisionner during service- Serial murders of first degree |
There i haven't seen any evidence of this, except for a statement that the CI has proven it, how did he prove it then?
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- Murders at first and second degree (both with aggraved circumstances)
We all know ther way the way murdered Gnool, Zakharov VII, and many other citizens, and that you inflicted them torture prohibited by the UN Charter. |
What evidence is there for this? The fact that i command an undead army, doesn't mean i brutally kill people.
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- Witchcraft
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"All the Jury should also note that Citizen Lemmy used many indescriptible way to raise an undead army, using an incredible amount of blood, and a large undead army to help him in his evil plan of domination of the world"
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"It is also know that Citizen Lemmy is a mystic and lunatic person, who behaves strangely and most of the time violently at moonlights, as C. I. Hercules provided evidence" |
err....green!
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- Cloning public ennemy n°1 |
This has already been refuted by Archaic himself, and Mr. President
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- Grand Theft Xenobrew |
Was the xenobrew ever found in my possesion then?
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- Little Theft Mikrocredits" |
ehm....Kass made me do it...
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a hundred years of hard labour in the Recycling Tanks as public services, twenty years of prison followed by eighty years of exile of the Capitol where he has his laboratory where he makes his plans of world domination. I also ask the senior Justice to sentence him to clean the Gents' of the Rec Commons and to deprive him of the right to consume and bear any kind of Xenobrew and Xenoweed, and to make it a life sentence. |
 
 Pande, what if i plea guilty on the witchcraft and little theft mikrocredits charges, and promise to never do it again, in exchange for 1 whole terms in prison, and afterwards community service as the bartender in the Rec. Commons for 2 terms?
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GeneralTacticus
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of Melbourne, Australia
Dec 2001
time: 15:23
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Besides, who's to say it came from other people? He might have just drawn some blood from himself and then drunk it.
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31-10-2002 08:11
If he claims it as his religion, not only can he not be burned for it, we have to subsidize him. 
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