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Smokey tha nuke man
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da dawg house
Oct 2000
time: 05:12
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wonder if this going to get a ton of replies too. any way
if an un welcome neighboor comes to your door, you demand they "withdraw their trrops imedietly"...
if your kid gets a bad report card, you increase science to 100%.
for christmas, you increase luxeries to 100%
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"our words are backed by nuclear weapons"
"oh, yeah. well, our nukes are backed by 100%money back guarantee, so there."
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The Undertaker
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Manitoba
Dec 2000
time: 05:12
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...when you plan your next attack on the back of a 100% final exam in university...
...when you stand up your girlfriend of 3 years on her parent's 25th Anniversary because the blasted Romans just breached your outer perimiter...
Both true, and very sad stories!
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RollinThunda
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Durham, Maine,USA
Jan 2001
time: 05:12
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...When you know what all the wonders in Civ one and two do off the top of you head.
...Whne you vote Sid Mier as the most important person of the past 6 mellinums
...when you mom is complaining about how she is treadted at work and you tell her to demand tribute for her paicents
...whne youi thnk playing civ 2 is a good way to study for you geography mid-term
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jcarkey
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St. Louis
Aug 2000
time: 23:12
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...when you study your CIV2 manual.
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Save the whales, collect the whole set!!
If Al Gore invented the Internet, then I invented the spell check- Dan Quayle
If someone doesn't agree with you, you haven't explained yourself well enough-Luther Ely Smith
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Bereta_Eder
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When your parents make you attend a boring family meeting and you «demand tribute for our patience»
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...When you don't realise why those two bridges that are so close don't connect over the length of the river.
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jcarkey
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St. Louis
Aug 2000
time: 23:12
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... when you have to start a new "you know you've played CIV to long when" thread.
...when you've been personally distressed when someone says all they ever do is play RTS.
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Save the whales, collect the whole set!!
If Al Gore invented the Internet, then I invented the spell check- Dan Quayle
If someone doesn't agree with you, you haven't explained yourself well enough-Luther Ely Smith
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Smokey tha nuke man
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da dawg house
Oct 2000
time: 05:12
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if you want to adopt a kid, you ask if "when will leonardo's upgrade it?"
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Emperor10
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When Republicans and Democrats are attacking each other on television, you wonder why the choice shouldn't be obvious, isn't <<"Democracy">> just the more modern form of <<"Republic">>?
You are amazed at the lack of transmission towers on Collesiums, since they are the source of all television
You write NASA to propose a trip to Alpha Centauri in order to get a 200 point bonus
You write the President suggesting the "Abolish the State Department" platform, citing that with the United Nations, who needs them at all?
You want to move the national capital every few turns to confuse potential enemies
The peace plan you drafted for the Middle East calls for sending a diplomat to bribe Jerusalem
You are confused as to why California could have an energy crisis, when the United States has Hoover Dam
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DrFell
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You wonder why no ones reached AC yet... after all, the Apollo Program was completed in 1969...
You are suprised to find there arent any buffalo herds in europe...
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DrFell
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You cant understand why the French bothered to build the Eiffel tower...
You write to the government telling them to build more caravans so they can build the cure for cancer...
You wonder why we dont all switch to fundamentalism, after all, we've almost researched everything, and no unhappy people must be worth it...
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Smokey tha nuke man
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da dawg house
Oct 2000
time: 05:12
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when the us sends troops to a foreign country, you wonder why not one city is in civil disorder.
if you here someone talking about america's millitary and finacial problems, you call C-Span and tell them we need to switch to fundamentalism, and that it wouldn't cost to much because we have the statue of libertry.
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RollinThunda
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Durham, Maine,USA
Jan 2001
time: 05:12
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...whne in stead of asking to borow money from a freind you request a gift from your gracious allies.
... when you you invite friends to see somethng you just got and forbid them from bringing scribes.
...whne you wonder how the gov't can afford to buy 2.5 billon dolar bombers if the most money they can have is 30,000 gold.
...whne you use a modified screen shot from Civ2 as part of you latin project
...When some one asks you whne the first Civilization started you calmly say 1991...
BTW... how do you post pictures to the message bord.
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Artillery is the god of war-Joseph Stallin
It is True that liberty is Precious, so Prescious it must be Rationed-V.I.Lennin
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Smokey tha nuke man
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da dawg house
Oct 2000
time: 05:12
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probably, you need therapy if your being serious.
anyone wanna help me start "civ-aholics anonymus"?
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