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Malleus is offline Malleus
Warlord
of the Land of Rain
Nov 2001
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The use of initials as a shorthand for a widely used phrase dates to approximately the 16th Century. Acronyms are a mainly late 20th Century device.

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Thirgaral is offline Thirgaral
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On vacation in Sunny lands
Mar 2003
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Karthage had moved some troops into my territory and when I asked why he (Hannibal) said something like:

"Those troops are...uhm...missionarys. Right, theyīre missionarys."

Well, heīs a good liar...not...

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Prince
Helsinki
Dec 2001
time: 07:23
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I still like the Civ-1 ones, famous final words from king Shaka...

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Redneckland, People's Republic of Maryland
Aug 2002
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I'm not sure if this quote has been posted already:

In one of my games, I was playing as England, and I was the most powerful civ in the world, and I was in negotiations with Persia, and after I clicked "Never mind," Xerxes said, "That's fine. I'm just going to go shoot myself now." Nothing like a suicidal civ leader...

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of Central Texas
May 2002
time: 23:23
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quote:
Originally posted by mrmitchell
Apparently the Celt workers were bored because they wanted to share their skills with us, the Persians:


The Celt is probably trying to bring water closer to his own borders. I've seen the AI run a line of Irrigation through my territory so that his town could be Irrigated.

Of course it looks more like the Worker in your screen shot is building a road and not Irrigating. Perhaps Brennus is 'creating future infrastructure' for his empire. :strokes chin:

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near the magic kingdom
May 2002
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Originally posted by steven8r
The Celt is probably trying to bring water closer to his own borders. I've seen the AI run a line of Irrigation through my territory so that his town could be Irrigated.

Of course it looks more like the Worker in your screen shot is building a road and not Irrigating. Perhaps Brennus is 'creating future infrastructure' for his empire. :strokes chin:


My guess is that there's another city of his on the otherside that he's trying to connect to his road network, and your backwards cities aren't helping.

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Deity
Oviedo, Fl
Nov 2001
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This may be in the thread already, but here it is anyway:

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Apr 2002
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First time I've seen that one!

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Oviedo, Fl
Nov 2001
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BTW way I knew I could not get any of the stuff, but just wanted to annoy him. He was willing to tke peace straight up, but I was not. Funny thing was the the tech was one that I had by passed and no one would trade it to me.

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Jan 2003
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ROFL, great thread. Deserves a nudge.....

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Jul 2002
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I saw the Hiawatha "pipe of peace" one before, it was wonderful
I took a screen but lost it in a format

I say Hiawatha has the best quote

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Nov 2002
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I Just got this one from Hannibal:


" I want Celts to hurt! I want their hungry, screaming, battered masses clamoring at my door for mercy! Lincoln, I am going to need your help for this! "

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I didn't ask the Celts whut they were doing. I mean, it's free work, dude! Why the hell would I want to turn them back!

Then again I have no idea at all whut he was doing. Maybe he wanted to trade resources with the guy on my other side.

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Sala, Sweden
Mar 2002
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My trade advisor looked at me with a very angry face once and shouted: "I shouldnīt even be here!" Still I donīt understand what she really meant, but I couldnīt do anything but agree. I think I can manage my trading much better than she can...

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Sunny Southern California
Mar 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Jahi
the domestic advisor once told me (at 3am) "sleep is for the weak!"


I saw this for the first time last weekend. It was around 2:30 am, IIRC.

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Portland, OR
Aug 2001
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My trade advisor looked at me with a very angry face once and shouted: "I shouldnīt even be here!" Still I donīt understand what she really meant, but I couldnīt do anything but agree. I think I can manage my trading much better than she can...


It's an inside joke, a reference to "Clerks," a hugely popular independent films here in the U.S. that came out several years ago. The main character says several times "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"

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Mar 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Boris Godunov


It's an inside joke, a reference to "Clerks," a hugely popular independent films here in the U.S. that came out several years ago. The main character says several times "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"


Aaah, so thatīs the original! Cool, itīs always nice to know what jokes come from...

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Oct 2002
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ui sore one once that says he was going to CRUSH me khehe

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