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Skanky Burns

Deity

Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:23

16-11-2002 17:11

#121

Put an end to popups!

* Skanky Burns exits the storeroom, carrying something in a box.

Now, to unveil my project finally. A drumroll please.

Presenting the complete series of Neon Genesis Evangelion, with all characters replaced by Ming or Markos bobbleheads! Kass' sanity doesn't stand a chance! And they though Finns were evil.

* Skanky Burns puts it on all the tv's in the Dutch section, forcing Kass to watch.
The bobbleheads enjoy the show.

Immortal Wombat

Prince

in perpetuity
Dec 2000
time: 05:23

16-11-2002 19:12

#122

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it burns. IT BUUUURNS.

DinoDoc

Emperor

AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:23

16-11-2002 22:13

#123

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quote:
Originally posted by Skanky Burns
So I presume that included the dutch section.
Why wouldn't it? That was one of the customers' favorite spots in the shop.

quote:
DD, should we torture the Kass Cultiers in the Dutch Section? Its starting to get on my nerves...
You don't even has to ask permission for that! Take CG away now!

dm: Let me see if I can find an anti-love potion in the back. DD dodges the effects of the glorious war going on Ah, here it is. Here is the cure you seek!

* DinoDoc gives Skanky a bourbon in appreciation for his diabolical idea.

H Tower

Emperor

Jul 2001
time: 23:23

16-11-2002 22:24

#124

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can the bobblehead army get a little credit around here? afterall, they did capture the leader of the Kass Cult.

DinoDoc

Emperor

AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:23

16-11-2002 22:34

#125

Tired of ads?

* DinoDoc gives H Tower a vodka martini, shaken and not stired.

Kalius

Emperor

Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23

16-11-2002 23:20

#126

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Great

Smilie Army dopes up CG

Great Now he's in the Dutch Section...

No ones gonna get out now

Ladies and Gentlemen I hereby introduce the re-emergence of the Smilie Army,committed to the defense of the Coffee Shop.

DD, what about now. Kass seems tranced and can't escape, and CG is captured. Do we commence Phase II?

devilmunchkin

Warlord

first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:23

17-11-2002 01:20

#127

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ack! dino! it backfired! why is mark g looking so good right now?! help!

Kalius

Emperor

Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23

17-11-2002 01:27

#128

Full PM-box? Change here!

I'm either going to put this down to Kass' vengeance after the sabotage of his Evangelion series, or the plain fact that Skanky screwed it up while he was commiting his master plan in the storeroom

CapitanGarlic

Prince

no longer.
Jul 2001
time: 22:23

17-11-2002 04:10

#129

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Wonderful drugs! Whee!

*rolls about on floor*

Skanky Burns

Deity

Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:23

17-11-2002 04:50

#130

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quote:
Originally posted by redbull
I'm either going to put this down to Kass' vengeance after the sabotage of his Evangelion series, or the plain fact that Skanky screwed it up while he was commiting his master plan in the storeroom

Hey, since when have people started blaming me for things?

* Skanky Burns drinks his bourbon happily.

Kalius

Emperor

Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23

17-11-2002 04:51

#131

Inflate your Upload Space

The guy's dillusional! Fire!!!!

Grand... *Sees CG's bloody body on the floor*

It's not over until its over.

Thats better. Gee, all this ordering makes me thirsty. DD, an L+P please

Skanky Burns

Deity

Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:23

17-11-2002 04:53

#132

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And what exactly is Kass doing that wasn't planned for? He is currently in a trance, and in about 20 minutes more (at the end of the series) his head will explode like they do in Lemmings. It should be quite entertaining for everyone.

Kalius

Emperor

Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23

17-11-2002 05:09

#133

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Get your free front row tickets! See the Hated Kass Cult leader get excecuted! Free front row tickets!!!

Skanky Burns

Deity

Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:23

17-11-2002 05:16

#134

Suffering from ads?

I'll buy 2!!

H Tower

Emperor

Jul 2001
time: 23:23

17-11-2002 05:49

#135

Get a bigger avatar today!

I want one

Kalius

Emperor

Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23

17-11-2002 05:54

#136

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*Gives out the tickets*

hmmm.... Kass should be exploding in 19 minutes!

Skanky Burns

Deity

Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:23

17-11-2002 20:43

#137

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*boom*

Serb

Prince

Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
time: 11:23

17-11-2002 23:14

#138

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Evil, evil people. Leave the Finn alone.

DD, I neeed samething to trink. I'm not drung enouf.
*fall*

H Tower

Emperor

Jul 2001
time: 23:23

18-11-2002 00:09

#139

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quote:
Originally posted by Serb
Evil, evil people. Leave the Finn alone.

I think someone needs a dose of the markos bobblehead

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Serb

Prince

Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
time: 11:23

18-11-2002 00:18

#140

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Wtf?
Come on yanke let’s dance. I love to fight when I’m drunk.
*falls again*

Kalius

Emperor

Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23

18-11-2002 00:44

#141

Suffering from ads?

*RedBull throws Serb into the Dutch Section*

Hmmm... DD, can we tip the pool table over to created a "CoffeeShop Wall" A La Berlin? We have the Kass Cult on one side, and the Free Apolytonians on this side.

We must release our selves from the evil that is Kassipetopianism!

Serb

Prince

Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
time: 11:23

18-11-2002 00:57

#142

Remove this text

quote:
*RedBull throws Serb into the Dutch Section*

A ni huya, Cheluskinzi I ne v takih peredelkah bivali.

Where is Tower?-I want to fight. *looking around*….coward.
*Singing*
Mimo ostrovaaaa, na strezheeeen, na prostooooor rechoiiii volniiiii.
A VYPLIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY RASPYASNYEEEEEEEEEEEEE, STENKI RAAAAAAAZINA CHELNYYYYYYYYY.
*drinks another glass and falls again*

H Tower

Emperor

Jul 2001
time: 23:23

18-11-2002 01:11

#143

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* H Tower declares himself winner.

guess the russian couldn't handle a drink or too. not much of a russian

Immortal Wombat

Prince

in perpetuity
Dec 2000
time: 05:23

18-11-2002 02:13

#144

Inflate your Upload Space

Kass hasn't posted in 56 hours.

Kalius

Emperor

Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23

18-11-2002 02:21

#145

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IW makes an excellent point. Should we confirm him as being dead?

Immortal Wombat

Prince

in perpetuity
Dec 2000
time: 05:23

18-11-2002 02:30

#146

Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

Missing in Action

Kalius

Emperor

Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23

18-11-2002 02:48

#147

Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

KIA. I'm sure my smilie army killed him in the crossfire

Immortal Wombat

Prince

in perpetuity
Dec 2000
time: 05:23

18-11-2002 02:53

#148

Suffering from ads?

great. give the cult a martyr then.

Kalius

Emperor

Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23

18-11-2002 03:01

#149

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Nooo!!!!

I didn't mean to!

CG! Give the man mouth to mouth now!!!

H Tower

Emperor

Jul 2001
time: 23:23

18-11-2002 10:27

#150

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quote:
Originally posted by redbull
Nooo!!!!

I didn't mean to!

CG! Give the man mouth to mouth now!!!

I told you to leave him alone! I said my bobbleheads had the situation well in hand, but noooo, you had to join in

Ah well, might as well celebrate before the cult members are encouraged by their martyred leader.

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