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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002 time: 16:23
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Hmmm... now how am I going to pull off this coup?
* RedBull stands on the stage with Apolytonian flag behind him. The bunnies are listening to attention*
Now bunnies! Your sole purpose on this mission is to regain sanity to this coffee shop! We must do this by culturally dividing the Coffee Shop. Serb seems sexually attracted to Capitan Garlic, who is the resident Avatar thief's resident replacement. So! We must work together, side by side, with our allies, in our fight, Evangelion and beyond, to bring justice to the evil dictator which is... hmm... seems the enemy culture is merely a democracy we are trying to portray as a dictatorship...
Anyway bunnies! You must stop this axis of evil from spreading into the veins of DinoDocism and CoffeeShopism. You must learn the history of the coffee shop, even, perhaps, back to the days of Mao and pre-vB history. Mr. Bunniewabbit will teach you all of this edited information in short bitesized parts. He will also teach you about the evils of Suomi, and why the avatar-thieves must be crushed. We are allied with the Bobbleheads of masterful H Tower, the generous DinoDoc, who serves free drinks at the bar, and the most blameful Skanky Burns. We must also leave Immortal Wombat to himself, though I feel he will side with us in the future.
Go Bunnies! I wish you war and good tidings. Be one with the world, and remember that what comes will come, and we'll have to meet it when it does!
* RedBull issues each bunnie with "How to kill a Finn" and "DinoDocism for Dummies" books, and a SA-80A rifle before releasing them
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* H Tower reduces the army back to peace time conditions
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