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Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23
  Old Post 19-11-2002 11:41
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Okay, 11 trillion billion million thousand and 1 Turkish Dollars?

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:23
  Old Post 19-11-2002 11:42
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Ahh, no wonder I'm mildly annoyed. Or is it because my drink has not been served yet?

CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
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no longer.
Jul 2001
time: 22:23
  Old Post 19-11-2002 11:47
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.stibbar ytsriht-doolb fo xob a si won thgir tog ev'I llA


Take it or leave it.

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
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  Old Post 19-11-2002 11:48
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I'm going to join the queue. DD, 4 Tuis please. One for you, Skanky and H Tower, my CG Huntin' buddies

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:23
  Old Post 19-11-2002 11:50
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.stibbar ytsriht-doolb fo xob a si won thgir tog ev'I llA


Take it or leave it.



I'll take 'em!

* RedBull sniggers with his nefarious plan

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:23
  Old Post 19-11-2002 11:52
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seems I need someone to read me a reincarnation scroll, but I need a finn to do that for me, but our resident finn won't be back until the holidays...

* H Tower floats around the shop in an inanimate state.

DD: are you sure that you don't have any scrolls that don't require you to know finnish?

CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
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Jul 2001
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  Old Post 19-11-2002 12:01
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*hands box to redbull*

Well, if it just needs the avatar scapegoat, I could help...I don't speak any finnish though...perhaps spanish?

Tengo fiebre de bailar!

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
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  Old Post 19-11-2002 12:20
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Hmmm... now how am I going to pull off this coup?

* RedBull stands on the stage with Apolytonian flag behind him. The bunnies are listening to attention*

Now bunnies! Your sole purpose on this mission is to regain sanity to this coffee shop! We must do this by culturally dividing the Coffee Shop. Serb seems sexually attracted to Capitan Garlic, who is the resident Avatar thief's resident replacement. So! We must work together, side by side, with our allies, in our fight, Evangelion and beyond, to bring justice to the evil dictator which is... hmm... seems the enemy culture is merely a democracy we are trying to portray as a dictatorship...

Anyway bunnies! You must stop this axis of evil from spreading into the veins of DinoDocism and CoffeeShopism. You must learn the history of the coffee shop, even, perhaps, back to the days of Mao and pre-vB history. Mr. Bunniewabbit will teach you all of this edited information in short bitesized parts. He will also teach you about the evils of Suomi, and why the avatar-thieves must be crushed. We are allied with the Bobbleheads of masterful H Tower, the generous DinoDoc, who serves free drinks at the bar, and the most blameful Skanky Burns. We must also leave Immortal Wombat to himself, though I feel he will side with us in the future.

Go Bunnies! I wish you war and good tidings. Be one with the world, and remember that what comes will come, and we'll have to meet it when it does!

* RedBull issues each bunnie with "How to kill a Finn" and "DinoDocism for Dummies" books, and a SA-80A rifle before releasing them

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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  Old Post 19-11-2002 16:46
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I'll take a stab at reading the resurrection scroll. After all, it is my fault you are dead in the first place.

* Skanky Burns grabs a resurrection scroll from the Infinite Storeroom.
Well, here goes:
quote:
Mutta ei stressata siitä joka päivä, koska tänään on hyvä päivä vaikka sitten väkisin perskules! Nimittäin ois tossa ranskis Nikita, ja aion kattoa sen. Ja sitten pelaan jotain hyvää peliä. Jep.


* Skanky Burns moves a killer bunny off his seat, grabs another drink waits for the spell to affect H Tower.

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Sep 1999
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  Old Post 19-11-2002 20:02
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* DinoDoc gives everyone thier drinks.

I hope that you enjoy them.

H Tower: I'll start looking for an English scroll. It may take a while to find though.

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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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  Old Post 19-11-2002 21:27
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Skanky: Are you trying to turn H Tower into a woman? !?! That was the wrong scroll.

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Jul 2001
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maybe I should posses a bobblehead and live through it until DD can re animate me...

of course, that would involve attaching a bobblehead link everytime i post in the coffeeshop

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Aug 2001
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  Old Post 20-11-2002 05:39
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Oh well. Apolyton does need more women, though.

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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  Old Post 20-11-2002 08:40
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* H Tower posses' a markos bobblehead doll



I am the site owner, I demand Respect and worship from all of you! especially Ming if he ever comes him. Bow before me!

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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Attack the imposter rabbits!!!

* Rabbits shoot H Tower

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Jul 2001
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I'm glad to see the rabbits going to good use.

*drinks coffee*

Wait a minnit...where did that come from?

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Jul 2001
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the killer rabbits have no opposable thumbs, therefore they cannot fire a weapon

and besides, if you kill this bobblehead, i'll just possess another

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Aug 2001
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Hmm, I'll have to try this scroll then.
* Complains to Dino for not labelling these scrolls at all

quote:
I-kirjain kuin jotta katsella alasti naisväki

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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the killer rabbits have no opposable thumbs, therefore they cannot fire a weapon


Not true!!! They have guns attached to their backs which fire when the bunny sees a bobblehead (Thanks, Mr. Hypnotist )

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Jul 2001
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  Old Post 20-11-2002 12:33
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DD: i think you did cause i was a bad bad bad girl this weekend.......

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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* H Tower sends in the bobblehead army to overwhelm the rabbits


So what did you do this weekend dm?

Last edited by H Tower on 21-11-2002 at 01:19

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I'm glad I looked at this at school with a cable connection. This would kill my PC at home. Please for the love of God edit that post H...

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Nov 2001
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Serb seems sexually attracted to Capitan Garlic,


Excuse me...
.... Are you nuts?
I'm interested only in girls.

DD, I need as much beer as you have. I have to fix my health. Yesterday me and my boddies have a great party, I guess we've drunk all alcohol contains drinks in nearby store. I feel so seek now. HELP!!!

Anodyne is offline Anodyne
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Jan 2001
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  Old Post 20-11-2002 16:15
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Wasn't it tuestday yesterday, Serb?

Well, that's quite normal here, too

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Sep 1999
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DD: i think you did cause i was a bad bad bad girl this weekend.......
Sorry.

Here's your alcohol Serb. I hope it's enough.

* DinoDoc finally finds the correct scroll and revives H Tower unfotunately ....

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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* H Tower reduces the army back to peace time conditions

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Sep 1999
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Thank God! That post was killing my PC.

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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can I have some coffee DD? I haven't slept more than 2 hours in the last 30 or so hours And I won't be sleeping tonight either

CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
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Jul 2001
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  Old Post 21-11-2002 05:29
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I still fear the bobbleheads. Even relatively few numbers of them.

*continues to sip mystery coffee*

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Aug 2001
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  Old Post 21-11-2002 05:45
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Whats the special occasion, H Tower?

 
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