14-11-2002 11:08									#31
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can a single white guy adopt a child?

I doubt it. They would think I'm a child molester.

	14-11-2002 11:12									#32
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hey I drink expensive vodka

	14-11-2002 11:15									#33
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I've actually heard a few horror stories from mail order brides. Don't know if they are true.

But most of them are just after your money.

Although that shouldn't be such a suprise. They are essentually prostitutes anyways.

But the problem is they aren't trustworthy prostitutes. Well few of them are. But I don't go bringing prostitutes into my home and give them access to my bank account.

Although that 50 ish Russian chick might not demand joint bank accounts. I could tell her I'm poor (of course I really am poor) and she'd believe me. She wouldn't dare divorce me and try to take all my money, because I have no money.

	14-11-2002 11:32									#34
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Dissident

You are domed to be single forever if you think that all women are only after your money. So I guess that you will walk in that desert of yours forever

	14-11-2002 11:35									#35
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but the fact is most women are after a man's money. And don't try to tell me this isn't true.

This is also in a woman's biological nature. They go for men that can support them and their soon to be family. Men with money do that better than men without money.

I have no problem with spending money on a woman. I do it lavishly.

I do have major, major problems with the travesty called alimony. And the travesty of family courts. How is it if a man earns all the money that he has to divide his possesions in half (sometimes more than half) to give to a woman who never works a day in her life? And don't tell me women offer the needed emotional support to make all that money. I made money just fine before marriage.

	14-11-2002 12:36									#36
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quote: How is it if a man earns all the money that he has to divide his possesions in half (sometimes more than half) to give to a woman who never works a day in her life?

It's to teach you a lesson.

Next time, find a woman who will work or is willing to sign a prenup.

	14-11-2002 12:44									#37
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has any woman ever signed a prenup?

	14-11-2002 12:46									#38
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If they don't, that makes life a whole lot easier for you.

	14-11-2002 12:55									#39
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Dissident

Face it you are doomed until Phill, the ruller of ISL and all Heck grants you a wife.

LHMOYHS

	14-11-2002 15:17									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident but the fact is most women are after a man's money. And don't try to tell me this isn't true. This is also in a woman's biological nature. They go for men that can support them and their soon to be family. Men with money do that better than men without money. I have no problem with spending money on a woman. I do it lavishly. I do have major, major problems with the travesty called alimony. And the travesty of family courts. How is it if a man earns all the money that he has to divide his possesions in half (sometimes more than half) to give to a woman who never works a day in her life? And don't tell me women offer the needed emotional support to make all that money. I made money just fine before marriage.

He's a real catch girls

	14-11-2002 15:24									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Asher If they don't, that makes life a whole lot easier for you.

You lost me there. How exactly does it make it easier for the man?

	14-11-2002 17:05									#42
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Oh, come on guys....not all woman are like that!

	14-11-2002 17:19									#43
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What you really need is a woman who can bear you.

	14-11-2002 20:22									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi Ming and Rah are both "non practicing" Catholics.

Correct.

When we were younger, we were altar boys. I guess it's good that we were twins and always together there so the priest could never get us alone.

	14-11-2002 20:56									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident Do men have a biological clock?

Not with such a blatant cut off point, like women have (unless it literally is cut off ) but yes, your sperm are less and less capable as you get older, so conception becomes less likely, and the chances of any offspring having problems grow more likely.

	14-11-2002 21:00									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Sikander What you really need is a woman who can bear you.

No!

What he REALLY needs is a bear that can find him a woman.

	14-11-2002 23:12									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident but the fact is most women are after a man's money. And don't try to tell me this isn't true.

I don't know about most women, but my SO makes more money than I do. Don't you just hate that?

	15-11-2002 00:33									#48
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You just need a woman who makes more money than you.

	15-11-2002 00:46									#49
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I'm not sure that a woman willing to marry me would make normal kids

	15-11-2002 04:37									#50
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quote: don't know about most women, but my SO makes more money than I do. Don't you just hate that?

No.
To me the question is: Do you want more money or less?
I say more, especially if somebody else has to put in the effort to get it for me. Also, she was pleased as punch when she was #1 and I didn't care either way.

	15-11-2002 05:07									#51
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well a lot of women do make more money than men.

but think of it this way. If a woman marries a man who works but makes less money than her. She is still nearly doubling her salary.

Most women probably do make more money than me if they are a college graduate or a stripper. But that doesn't mean they wouldn't want my money.

Perhaps I've been jaded. I have grown up poor, and I can't help but notice women's behaviour in the poor white trash community. Of course not all of them wanted money. Sometimes women go out with men in jail and such. They obviously have no money. I can't explain that one. A lot of women have an emotional masochistic side anyways. They lack self confidence to get a good man.


I pretty much have given up on women. At least for this year. I have an obvious new years resolution though.

but I wonder. If I have my testicles removed will that get rid of my overwhelming desire for women and offspring?

	15-11-2002 05:13									#52
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Well I know you don't want a serious answer

But relationships are about what you put into them not what you take out of them.

If all you're worried about is yourself - forget marriage. It isn't for self centred people.

	15-11-2002 05:24									#53
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well I don't consider myself self-centered. At least not more than the average american (although that might not be the best example ). I do have a dog I love. I figure a woman is pretty much like a dog, and that is how I treat them

	15-11-2002 05:30									#54
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Interestingly my next comment was going to be you are going into this like you were buying a dog

	15-11-2002 06:13									#55
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Threads like this one boost my self esteem I may be a bad boyfriend, but at least I'm not you.

	15-11-2002 09:36									#56
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Dissident makes me feel proud.

	15-11-2002 09:44									#57
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Dissident, I wouldn't be waiting to meet your wife on Apolyton if I were you.

	15-11-2002 09:52									#58
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Why? A lot of the guys here would make excellent wives.

	15-11-2002 09:58									#59
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I got the perfect answer!

Marry a Bear and become Grizzly Adams II. Just keep your Vodka locked up, a drunk she bear and her "Honey" might not be funny.

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	15-11-2002 10:29									#60
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The best part is he cannot see what is wrong with his attitude