14-11-2002 07:44									#1
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Do men have a biological clock?

Lately I've been thinking I'd like a woman to have my child. Maybe because I'm getting close to 30. Some men have 6 children by the time they are my age. I'm afraid it will never happen.

I've been thinking of putting a personal ad looking for women to bear my children. Do you think that will go over well?

I really feel I have to get my life in gear. I've been thinking about this a lot lately.

So anybody know any women looking to get knocked up?

	14-11-2002 07:53									#2
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Just make a 3 minute visit to your local junior-high school now and again

	14-11-2002 07:58									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident Do men have a biological clock? Lately I've been thinking I'd like a woman to have my child. Maybe because I'm getting close to 30. Some men have 6 children by the time they are my age. I'm afraid it will never happen. I've been thinking of putting a personal ad looking for women to bear my children. Do you think that will go over well? I really feel I have to get my life in gear. I've been thinking about this a lot lately. So anybody know any women looking to get knocked up?

Two words: Child Support.

If you want to get your life in gear, buy a Boxster. They're cheaper than child support monthly, and the payments are 5 years, not 18.

...Are you nuts? If you want kids, wait until you're in your 50s, when you can afford them and are too old to enjoy the freedom you won't have anymore.

I feel better having saved you from ruining your life

	14-11-2002 08:01									#4
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you can get one ready

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(adopt)

	14-11-2002 08:04									#6
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I have the opposite problem (well, I wouldn't call it a problem, just a state of events). I have a girl that I love terribly, but we're far to young to getting into that yet.

Oh, and 6 children?!!! Consider yourself lucky you don't have six kids! Leave that to the Catholics, boy.

	14-11-2002 08:06									#7
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or the muslims

	14-11-2002 08:13									#9
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Or even the Mormons. :d:

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I'm sure the women of the world will be pleased to know you're now available for reproduction

	14-11-2002 08:15									#11
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or the gypsies

	14-11-2002 08:21									#12
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Let me guess. Ming is playing golf with flourescent balls...

	14-11-2002 08:22									#13
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Why is he a catholic?

	14-11-2002 08:25									#14
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Possibly. I've never enquired.

	14-11-2002 08:26									#15
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To me, Ming seems like more of a closet Scientologist.

	14-11-2002 09:20									#16
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I did some preliminary research for you, Dissident. You can thank me by inviting me to the wedding...

Veronika Zabina

Ilona Prikhodko

Svetlana Neumoina

	14-11-2002 09:33									#17
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Don't know if I could date a girl whose name rhymed with pneumonia.

	14-11-2002 09:35									#18
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You don't have to date her, just marry her...

	14-11-2002 09:40									#19
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actually i think Ming and Rah are catholic, Ming asked me one time if i knew if a priest down at here at University was still working. The church he enquired about was catholic. you'd have to ask them to be sure though

	14-11-2002 09:40									#20
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Veronika sounds expensive and materialistic, not to mention a little bubbly-headed:

quote: Today I'd like to be at home with you, lie on the fluffy carpet and watch TV or listen to music. And tomorrow I will be enthusiastic if I can climb the top of the mountain quicker than you and to be the first to see the sunrise. And despite of all this I know what I want from life. I dream to create a happy family and to have a big and nice house where I can receive all my friends. I dream my house to be full of everything

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Veronika sounds high maintenance. Stay away!!! Then again, she is a lawyer with a specialty in, a-hem, Russian law. Perhaps she could pass the Mississippi bar exam to help foot those hefty bills, but I doubt she'd be able to pass the bar in a real state.

...

Ilono sounds straight from the '50s:

quote: (I am) extremely reliable and able to stand by my Man and my future children, caring and responsible. I am always open to new things. But concerning the family I'm very conservative. I'd prefer to devote my life to the person who will be the only man I'll love, admire and take care of and everyday together will be unique.

Hmmmm. Could we have a winner?

...

Svetlana doesn't look like she'll be svelt forever, if you know what I mean. Anybody else think she looks a little bit like Elaine from Seinfeld? She sounds pretty sincere, if not too bright:

quote: I am a hairdresser. I've never been married. i am cheerful, kind, caring, decent, communicative with a sense of humor. I like going to the movies, theater, like having rest on nature in the company of my closest friends. I am very glad with my choice of profession. I get a great pleasure after what I do especially if it delights people who see it.

If you're looking for a Russian girl that will fit in well with the trailer bunch, Svet sounds like your lady.

The whole world is your oyster, Dissident - just make sure you don't eat one that gives you cramps!

	14-11-2002 09:48									#21
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quote: Veronika sounds expensive and materialistic

quote: Ilono sounds straight from the '50s

What'd you expect from the former Soviet Union?

quote: Svetlana doesn't look like she'll be svelt forever

Agreed. She has a pretty face, but she's kinda chunky. I was trying to provide a good mix, as I don't know what turns Dissident's crank.

quote: The whole world is your oyster, Dissident - just make sure you don't eat one that gives you cramps

Or crabs...

	14-11-2002 09:57									#22
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First Name: Irina
Last Name: Bunina
City: Volgograd
Religion: Russian Orthodox
Birthdate (Day/Month/Year): 31 Jul 1937 (Leo), 65 y.o.
Height: 150 cm (4'11")
Weight: 52 kg (115 lbs)
Build: Slim
Measurements (Bust/Waist/Hips): 88/60/92 cm (35/24/36 in)
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: Brown
Education: University
Employment: Economist
Marital status: Single
Children and number: No
Desire children: Yes
Hobbies/Interests: Travelling, sport, dancing, music, cooking, love children, care about the house
Personality: Optimistic, joyful, well-balanced, sense of humor, kind
Smoker: No
English level: none
French: No
German: Yes
Other languages: No
About me:

Partner country: The USA, Canada, Europe, Australia, New Zealand
Partner age: up to 70
My dream partner: Responsible, well-balanced, financially secure, joyful, tender, caring, loving children, kind, temperamental, well-wducated

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	14-11-2002 10:00									#23
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She's looking for an old Australian, Horse...

	14-11-2002 10:00									#24
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So what's the deal with Volgograd? Is it such a hellhole that all the women want to leave?

You know, my brother could use some love. Maybe I'll get him in touch with Ilona.

	14-11-2002 10:05									#25
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JohnT
It's not Volgograd it's Russian men in general (Hint: cheap vodka).

	14-11-2002 10:09									#26
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quote: It's not Volgograd it's Russian men in general (Hint: cheap vodka).

Well, I guess Dissident won't be much of a change for those girls then...

	14-11-2002 10:12									#27
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Yeah, but every girl linked to is from Volgograd. I sense the hand of the Illuminati!!

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JohnT

Maybe this will be more his style.

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	14-11-2002 10:33									#29
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quote: Yeah, but every girl linked to is from Volgograd. I sense the hand of the Illuminati!!

That site is specifically made for girls from Volgograd. There were a ton of different sites on the web page Promethus linked to and I just picked one at random. There's many more mail-order brides out there for Dissident...

	14-11-2002 10:51									#30
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Ming and Rah are both "non practicing" Catholics.