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Taehan Mingook
Jan 1970
time: 00:23
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Map:
http://www.geocities.com/dboshko/alien2s2001.jpg
Spring Orders due next tuesday at midnight, I would highly recommend doing some colonizing of SCs since you can't build in a SC unless you own it (which, as always, requires a unit sitting there at the end of the year) and you've colonized it.
Headlines:
Vast Majority of Planet's Surface Conquered by Aliens, and in Entertainment News....
British Torries Rejoice in Conquest and Cheer that the Specter of Entering the Eurozone Has Finally Been Averted.
Poles Surprised that Nobody Bothers to Conquer them. What Has Happened to our Proud Tradition of Being Partitioned ask Poles.
British Torries Rejoice in Conquest, Massive Increases in Chances of Gaining Power Predicted for Torries.
Europeans Surprised by Number of Alien Invaders. Haven't They Heart of Queuing Up ask Europeans.
British Torries Rejoice in Conquest, Issue Petition Inquiring Whether it is Within the Technological Abilities of the Red Force to Convert Blair into Wax.
Norway Vows to Fight Valiantly for the Liberation of All Humanity. Several Shotguns Installed on Whaling Vessels.
British Torries Bemoan the Lack of Figures of Contemporary Politicians in Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum
The Transports of Our New Masters Described as Huge Yellow Somethings That Hand in the Air in Exactly the Same Way That a Brick Doesn't
SETI Fails Miserably, Technician Credited as Saying "doh!"
Press:
-Anaearrobe Allaince
Press: The fourth planet.......we were aiming for the small red
one..........oxygen.........is...........lethal.........for........us............anearobes.
-Daddylonglegs From Mars
The first colonising crew of the Daddy Longlegs from Mars arrive with
their skiing equipment and presents for the people of earth from their
Martian neighbours. Daddy (Hercules) Longlegs is particularly lookng
forward to leading his crew in a group hug leg stretching exercise in
the expansive forest areas of Scandinavia.
He went on to say that the Daddy Longlegs are completely distinct tribe
from the daddy-longlegs spiders and from David Bowlegs of the Spiders
from Mars. So Fireflies and the like should have no fear.
With that introduction the tribe members went off to sample some
Scandinavian firewater.
-The Borg
We Are Borg.
Borg have changed their landing coordinates from those advertised as all
of our close neighbours were not ameniable to our presence. In
addition, Borg are not natural swimmers. This makes our naval wishes
very limited. Red Force will be Assimilated in time. Arthur Dent will
*still* be Assimilated. We hope that the Vogons would be pleased with
this, and consider our race more favourably.
Humans of Sevastapol. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
-House Mannixia
NEWSFLASH: THE ARMIES OF LORD HIGH FLAGG OF HOUSE MANNIXIA LAND IN SPAIN
AND PORTUGAL TO BRING PEACE, PORTUGAL IMMEDIATALLY DECLARES FLAGG EMPEROR OF
THIER LANDS. SPAIN STILL MUSING, FILM AT 11!
Bartokian Collective (Scott Horn) light blue
A ORB - Swi
A ORB - Mon
A ORB - Rom
Red Force (Jim Mottram) red
A ORB- Lon
A ORB- Liv
A ORB - Holl
Anearobe Alliance (Anothy J. FitzGerald) grey
A ORB - ALG
A ORB - ESA
A ORB - APU
The Daddylonglegs from Mars (Hercules) straw
A Orb - DEN
A Orb - SWE
A Orb - MUR
Soong's Synthetic Sentients (Mike Ribeiro) yellow
A ORB - PAR
A ORB - BEL
A ORB - MAR
Borg (Kurt Sharp) green
A ORB - Sev
A ORB - Rum
A ORB - Ode
Empire of the Formidable Yeast Lifeforms (Michael O'Neill) purple
A ORB-BUL
A ORB-IST
A ORB-TUN
House Harkonnen (kundor) orange
A ORB-Sau
A ORB-Cai
A ORB-Irn
House Mannixia (Samuel Flagg) light green
ORB - POR
ORB - BAR
ORB - GIB
Fireflies (Iain Lindley) dark blue
ORB-StP
ORB-Gor
ORB-Bie
The Hive (Thucydides) brown
A Orb-Izm
A Orb-Ank
A Orb-Ada
Vogons (Suzanne Castagne) turquoise
Orb - Ham
Orb - Mun
Orb - Cze
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