24-11-2002 11:29									#1
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	24-11-2002 12:23									#2
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That's pretty funny there, Scratchy, although it does remind me quite a bit of another story... Now let me see what was it? Aha, here it is:

Time to Take Out the Trash by you, Scratchy.

Yes, indeed, the times of streetfighter politicians are back. Let's see who is up next

	24-11-2002 15:27									#3
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I thought for a minute the driver was going to be Osama thingy me bob.

	24-11-2002 15:38									#4
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Actually this story is in the same series as 'Time to take out the Trash', kinduv a sequel. Some of the same characters will be appearing in this story too. And although the theme is streetfighter diplomacy, it's not guaranteed that every meeting will result in a fight (although the chance is fairly high when Bush is involved). This story explores some other possibilities. By the way vova, where did you get the boxing smilie?

The moral of the story is leads to

	24-11-2002 15:43									#5
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quote: Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus I thought for a minute the driver was going to be Osama thingy me bob.

I'm trying to keep the story within the rhelms of reality. It is actually possible for this story to happen in real life if you can believe it. There aren't any plans on my desk yet for Osama to enter the story.

	24-11-2002 15:55									#6
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Well now that I know you are trying to stay within the strict confines of the feasible and possible etc I shall desist from making further such absurd suggestions. God damn it what was I thinking, Osama would never drive Bush to the airport to kick some old gals ass. Well least not on christmas day, maybe boxing day.

More please

	24-11-2002 18:33									#7
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ROFLMAO!

	24-11-2002 21:29									#8
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Get them, Dubya! Get them! Aahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ummm...I mean...

	24-11-2002 23:26									#9
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That was... unusual. However it was extremely funny, as usual.

I'd like to see Gore and Bush in an old-fashioned wrasslin match, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.

	25-11-2002 06:56									#10
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Chrisius: Very funny. Yeah, Osama would never do a thing like that would he?
civman2000: Dude, a ghost from the past! Good to hear from you again.
History Guy: It's good to see you really getting into the story.
TheGuitarist: I've already got this story all planned out and I don't have Gore in the transcript but it's a great idea for the next part of this series. I'll keep it in mind along with Chrisius's Osama idea.

	25-11-2002 07:22									#11
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lol, i'm not a ghost, i just haven't been reading many stories recently and i've been posting in very few...but i am active in Apolyton Empire, an active lurker in the civ2dg, and an active semi-lurker semi-poset in the civ3dg.

	25-11-2002 13:48									#12
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	25-11-2002 22:29									#13
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Are you sure theres no elephants in Texas!

	26-11-2002 08:47									#14
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Great stuff! Can't wait to see Bush get Saddam...

And what a wonderful picture you attached there...

	02-12-2002 08:37									#15
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wow, if Mohammar Qadaffi shows up too this will be the ultimate. Next: Steel Cage Match!!!

	02-12-2002 12:30									#16
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Come on Elvis we want more!

	02-12-2002 16:41									#17
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quote: Originally posted by steamthunk wow, if Mohammar Qadaffi shows up too this will be the ultimate. Next: Steel Cage Match!!!

Dude, this idea is just too cool!! I almost want to change the storyline to include this. For sure, in the next part of this series.

Chris, it'll be a while longer as I'm now writing several stories at once (gooberpoober's unfinished thug story, this one and I joined the apolyton empire story with my addition of Squawking Turkey - go check out my last installment!). You'll just have to wait in the cowpies a bit longer!

	02-12-2002 23:29									#18
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I saw your first post there but I never expected you to continue with it.

	03-12-2002 02:24									#19
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Not bad. I enjoy it despite the mild Bushbashing that appears now and again.

	03-12-2002 02:50									#20
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quote: Originally posted by SKILORD Not bad. I enjoy it despite the mild Bushbashing that appears now and again.

Would you mind to bring up a quote that includes 'Bushbashing' because I really don't know what you are talking about.

	03-12-2002 08:49									#21
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Well you have to admit that the whole story pokes fun of the current set of American leaders. I'm not sure that I consider it enough to be bashing just yet. I, for one, am awaiting Bush's WWF appearance!

	04-12-2002 06:37									#22
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I said i liked it... Don't get mad at me!

	04-12-2002 06:44									#23
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Nice story, scratchy, and since it seems you aren't continuing the Apolyton game NES, maybe it is time to pull Chrisius out of the cowpies?

	04-12-2002 23:04									#24
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Nah its okay I dont mind rolling around in the mire, it beats going Xmas shopping with the missus!

	05-12-2002 06:12									#25
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Okay Chrisius, I'll leave you in the slop for awhile longer. Who knows, maybe Kaddafi or Osama bin laden will come along next and give you another going over.

	05-12-2002 17:42									#26
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	05-12-2002 20:58									#27
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I was half expecting B52 to get the wrong end of the stick and have a shot at mounting Saddam.

	06-12-2002 00:54									#28
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Very entertaining, unscratchedfoot. I can just see Saddam going:


What? Tell me! What do we have to do to make you shut-up?

Good job. Something interesting must be coming with that game he was talking about. Don't keep us waiting too long to learn what it is, please.

	07-12-2002 12:02									#29
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	07-12-2002 16:13									#30
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Superb stuff, although B52 should have mounted old Saddam, and then kicked his ass all the way back to Iraq.

How many times have you seen the image of those planes hitting the side of the WTC, I lost count after the first two million.