08-12-2002 08:25									#91
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Variety, availability...

Variety: Role Playing
Availablitiy: Except for 3 days a month (PMS Rampage)

I say I have it pretty damn good.

	08-12-2002 08:29									#92
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quote: Originally posted by tinyp3nis Porn does not smell, porn does not cheat, porn does not whine, doesn't say no, should I go on?

Yes please, since I never had to go through all those. Although she did say no to me once, but I can understand. I wanted to do it while she was at work.

EDIT: I'll stop now... since I got a feeling Ming is going to be busy tomorrow morning. I realy really realy want to be a King (Since as Mel Brooks put it, "It's good to be the King!" ).

	08-12-2002 08:34									#93
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Sure there's porn. I should make a script that will check the last time I used my computer, and if it's over 2 days, then it deletes all the porn when it boots up. In that case I'm propably dead, and my computer is handed to my parents.. safety precautions are good.

	08-12-2002 08:38									#94
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Sure there's porn. I should make a script that will check the last time I used my computer, and if it's over 2 days, then it deletes all the porn when it boots up. In that case I'm propably dead, and my computer is handed to my parents.. safety precautions are good.

Pekka, under that crazy pervert of you, lives a brilliant genius.

	08-12-2002 08:44									#95
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boris...a lot of "straight" male porn stars also did gay porn to break into the industry, like peter north.

and i know too much about porn

as such, i dont download porn anymore and instead think about the girl im dating...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

	08-12-2002 08:52									#96
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Peter North was in gay flicks? you lie? .

btw, do you know why his name is Peter North? First of all Peter is very popular name in scandinavia and all of it's variations.. and Scandinavia is in North. And you know what? It's not stereotype! We are all like him!

	08-12-2002 08:53									#97
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That didn't mean the gay part though.

	08-12-2002 09:00									#98
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tinyp3nis, thanks. The idea originated from one episode of 'Coupling' where two guys made this pact when the other one dies, the other one guys to his apartment and takes away all the porn before his parents arrive. They called themselves 'the porn buddies'. I think it's basically a great idea.

This could be a great business idea also. I could put up a business. It's like insurance company, when customer passes away, I go to his house and get all the porn out from there before anyone gets there only to realise what big sick freak this person was. It's a great relief to everyone who has porn, they can go happy knowing that relatives etc will never know...

	08-12-2002 09:26									#99
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quote: much of the gay porn is made for women, too, you know.

According to werefox (female former apolyton poster), there's a sub-genra of hentai called something remotely resembling yaoi which includes gay sex often between older males and youngish boys which is fairly popular with females.

	08-12-2002 09:46									#100
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quote: The irony is that virtually all lesbian porn is made for heterosexual men to watch.

Ya know? that is a very good observation


I never thought of it that way

	08-12-2002 10:01									#101
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No porn on my PC

And I worry about the effect it has on people.

	08-12-2002 10:32									#102
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And to think that I worry about the effect you have on people, AH.

	08-12-2002 10:40									#103
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quote: Porn does not smell, porn does not cheat, porn does not whine, doesn't say no, should I go on?

Porn is something I tend to look at when I'm really bored. Usually the amount of nothing time I have is in proportion to how much porn I look at. I usually find the real thing to be much more satisfying. I'll even go out on a limb here that and say all that whining and smell tends to be much better than groaning mixed in with stupid statements and no smell at all.

	08-12-2002 10:50									#104
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Alexanders Horse, No worries.. You can PM me, and I'll hook you up with some real good porn. Hey, maybe we can find those horses too!

	08-12-2002 10:58									#105
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No thanks - I can get it if I want it - I just don't want it.

I think it gives you a bad karma

	08-12-2002 11:01									#106
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Ok.. what ever.. sure.. oh good I just got a PM, now who might that be..

	08-12-2002 11:11									#107
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Pekka - interesting handle - your second name isn't "Head" is it?

	08-12-2002 11:13									#108
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I don't get it. It's not just handle, it's my real name.

	08-12-2002 11:15									#109
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Suits you

	08-12-2002 11:18									#110
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I still don't get it?
Come one, let me in.. or I will counter with pathetically low blows, which will only result to me getting banned forever .

	08-12-2002 11:34									#111
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Okay if your surname isn't "Head" it must be "Breath".

That fits you perfectly too

	08-12-2002 11:41									#112
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Ok man I don't know how you pronounce my name, but I can't make anything of it, so you must get it some funny way.. You might go pronouncing it like peca, but I can't still get it.
Hey, this is damaging your karma!
Stop it! I don't like it! I won't check this thread from this on, because Alexander's Horse is making fun of my name.

	08-12-2002 12:33									#113
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Don't worry Horsie is just trolling like usual.

	08-12-2002 12:45									#114
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"pekka"
"peck - ah"
"pecker"

horsie wishes he was brooklynese or something.

	08-12-2002 15:42									#115
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Stop it! I don't like it! I won't check this thread from this on, because Alexander's Horse is making fun of my name.

A good rule of thumb is to never read a thread by Horsie. Especially posting in one will cause you nightmares. Well, seriously, ignore his trolling. He's just Horsie.

	08-12-2002 15:44									#116
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse No porn on my PC

Just give me your hard drive for some deeper analysis and I'm sure we could find some interesting remainings.

	08-12-2002 15:55									#117
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I give the old drive and temp files a good vacuum regularly.

I don't get junk or spam mail either.

Porn is really not much fun - I've been more titillated by women with their clothes on.

Sex is about imagination. If all is revealed, not much room for that.

	08-12-2002 17:19									#118
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Suprisingly enough, I have no porn on this computer. I haven't looked at porn in ages either. Sigh, I really need to take a few hours of the day for some "Starchild-time".

I watched hardcore straight porn last night. A girlfriend and I just sat there laughing and passing the bottle of wine back and forth while the two straight guys stared at the TV. A very "Will & Grace" moment.

	09-12-2002 15:26									#119
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Of course, why... ...is there another reason to own a computer!

So long....