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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Portland, OR
Aug 2001
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YES and YES. And dammit, it will stay that way!

Six Thousand Year Old Man is offline Six Thousand Year Old Man
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Ad Rock
Aug 2000
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Pornography is all that prevents my computer from falling apart.
SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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A good rant can clear out your system. WTG.

Seneca is offline Seneca
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It's all cunningly unencrypted and hidden in 'My Documents' - the police will never find it.
Buck Birdseed is offline Buck Birdseed
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Khoon Ki Pyasi Dayan (1988)
Nov 2000
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Got spare money?

Naw, these are actually executables, but I suppose if you look at them in a certain way... I mean, every bunch of random symbols can be held to contain secret messages if long enough, right?
Seneca is offline Seneca
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True - if you convert PI to binary you will have every possible illegal image, every copyrighted film, song, novel, every libellous statement, every Westlife album...

That's the last time I'm doing that.
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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You'll also have the answers to the mysteries of the universe. All of them.
Finding the right one will be a pain though.
Evil Knevil is offline Evil Knevil
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St Andrews, Scotland.
Dec 1999
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The only porno I have on my computer are the foul reminants of spam (rape, beastiality, watersports) that I always get emailed. Sometimes its a shock

Hanna:
Subject: The document you requested.

cue picture of a man blowing a dog.

Argghhh!!!!!!!!!!!
orange is offline orange
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It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
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my absolute favourite is the pop up that tells you to download a program to rid yourself of pop ups
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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quote:
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my absolute favourite is the pop up that tells you to download a program to rid yourself of pop ups




Someone's on the ball...

Zero is offline Zero
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how about getting a pop up that says "Make money easy by making your own make money easy advertisement?" I got this once and couldnt stop laughing.
Six Thousand Year Old Man is offline Six Thousand Year Old Man
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Tired of ads?

All you guys should just click on the link that takes you off the mailing list

Zero is offline Zero
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guys who pretend they dont have porn on their computer is either gay (then wouldnt they have gay porn? but i digress), lying or really really perverted.
Zero is offline Zero
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ugh that santa hat avatar theme is REALLY contagious... why am i thinking about opening photoshop? must... resist... urge.
Jules is offline Jules
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quote:
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All you guys should just click on the link that takes you off the mailing list

NOOOOOOO, DON'T!!! That's how you get on more mailing lists...as I learned the hard way.

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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You don't get alleged "spam" of a guy blowing a dog, by coming to Apolyton.
Me thinks he dost protest too much.

Seneca is offline Seneca
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Is this stuff actually illegal, or is it protected by some bollocky freedom of speech thing?
Zero is offline Zero
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porn? is legal... that is if ur over 18.

dog blowing a guys penis? I don't think it matters. I dont care
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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quote:
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guys who pretend they dont have porn on their computer is either gay (then wouldnt they have gay porn? but i digress)


Seneca is offline Seneca
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I meant evil, deceitful spam, not porn per se, which is fine if you're looking for it.

Which I gather some people do.
Datajack Franit is offline Datajack Franit
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Aug 2002
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Yeah! Porn is good!

gay porn of course

Gangerolf is offline Gangerolf
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I have porn.


(non gya)
Andrew1999 is offline Andrew1999
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Aug 2001
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The popups that try to automatically install software on your computer are NOT cool though.

Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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You don't need porn for that. You get that here.

Giancarlo is offline Giancarlo
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I don't have any porn. Honestly I don't.
Giancarlo is offline Giancarlo
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quote:
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Yeah! Porn is good!

gay porn of course


I thought you were straight?

Zero is offline Zero
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Alright fez, you're down right lying. I dont even watch porn ( I think closup of other man's penis going into some woman's vagina is not a turn on at all) but I have one somewhere. You gotta be kidding me.
Dauphin is offline Dauphin
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I don't think this thread is gonna last much longer.
Six Thousand Year Old Man is offline Six Thousand Year Old Man
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Aug 2000
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quote:
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NOOOOOOO, DON'T!!! That's how you get on more mailing lists...as I learned the hard way.


hence the laughing smiley

Giancarlo is offline Giancarlo
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quote:
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Alright fez, you're down right lying. I dont even watch porn ( I think closup of other man's penis going into some woman's vagina is not a turn on at all) but I have one somewhere. You gotta be kidding me.


No, I am not lying. Try to prove it.
 
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