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Stefu is offline Stefu
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SomethingAwful.com's best Photoshop Phriday ever was about children's books. After all, evil twists on them fulfill the two requirements of Internet humor - irony and perversion. So, what more fun that Apolyton children's books? Let me start with a heartwarming British classic.

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You could do better than that.
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Come on, it's not like we're selling these for advertisements here. I'm using it as an example of what kind of images we're looking for after here.

Incidentally, here's a place to get children's book covers from:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...2738584-6710507
Stefu is offline Stefu
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You all (esp. ixnay) BETTER BE making killer Photoshops THIS INSTANT.

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how long am i going to disappear for this time?

when pondering that mods, please make it another funny # that ixnay can use in relation to a child's book.

boris: if you want this removed i'll do it you seem to be the best gay whem it comes to taking jokes though

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Bleeding is rarely involved with anal intercourse.
























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quote:
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Bleeding is rarely involved with anal intercourse.


the only anal intercourse i ever saw (and i use that loosely) was in American History X. and he bled like the dickens.
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Disturbing. Also, I suggest that the theme be expanded to simply "books" so that this thread doesn't die a slow & painful death.

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Fez in the skirt...teehee!
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I find it worrying how many people keep pictures of me

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Not as worrying as we find that grin on your face.

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Not as worrying as we find that grin on your face.


Trust the fact I'm smiling now

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My revenge will be swift and...um...terrible!
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come on boris! retalliate!
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I'm going to derail this thread in an attempt to make it more livlier. The theme is now merely "Books". No specific books, just books of any kind. Self-help books, mysteries - anything.

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is that the kind of book you read as a child, ix?
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quote:
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Fez in the skirt...teehee!


I better refrain from commenting because I just been pissed off lately.
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is that the kind of book you read as a child, ix?


No! That was my attempt to derail the thread. But it seems to have failed. Don't worry, though, I will be back with another, possibly non-children related, book!
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quote:
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Bleeding is rarely involved with anal intercourse.
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If done to a child of the age range of the teletubbies, say 1 to 2 years old, there might be some bleeding.
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Way to be a wet blanket there, Doc.
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quote:
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I better refrain from commenting because I just been pissed off lately.


Smoke a bowl, or get drunk, or laid or something. You're always pissed about something, you could stand to lighten up.
 
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