16-12-2002 21:50									#1
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One of the most important things needed to victory in war is demoralizing the enemy. Now USA ask themselves about possible ways of demoralizing army of Iraq. The trouble is the fact, that enemy soldiers are fanatics, who support their leader and religion absolutely. So, we want both reduce their motivation and “unIslam” them. The excellent way of achieving this war task is pornography. It is one of the most effective ways of demoralization and also porno is strictly forbidden by Islam.
We plan to drop bombs on Iraqi soldiers, but we should drop tons of nude photos on them instead. It will make them thinking about really valuable things, and their trust to religion will be reduced. This will also show them beauty of healthy human body not damaged by bullets and grenades.
I suppose, that it is the best way unorganizing Saddam’s regime and showing to Arabs the advantages of democracy. USA army must start printing now.

	16-12-2002 21:51									#2
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* clap clap *

	16-12-2002 21:53									#3
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*BIG SIGH*

But...

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	16-12-2002 21:54									#4
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Finally someone with a good idea

	16-12-2002 21:54									#5
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2Rasbelin: Why do you sigh? Something wrong?

	16-12-2002 22:07									#6
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quote: pornography

quote: beauty of healthy human body

*BEEEEEE-EEEP!*

	16-12-2002 22:15									#7
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quote: Originally posted by muxec One of the most important things needed to victory in war is demoralizing the enemy. Now USA ask themselves about possible ways of demoralizing army of Iraq. The trouble is the fact, that enemy soldiers are fanatics, who support their leader and religion absolutely. So, we want both reduce their motivation and “unIslam” them. The excellent way of achieving this war task is pornography. It is one of the most effective ways of demoralization and also porno is strictly forbidden by Islam. We plan to drop bombs on Iraqi soldiers, but we should drop tons of nude photos on them instead. It will make them thinking about really valuable things, and their trust to religion will be reduced. This will also show them beauty of healthy human body not damaged by bullets and grenades. I suppose, that it is the best way unorganizing Saddam’s regime and showing to Arabs the advantages of democracy. USA army must start printing now.

excellent idea! however I don't think it would work. For one, saddam's soldiers don't care much for Islam anyway, more for him. secondly, if I was a soldier in the trenches and instead of being blown to bits I get tons of nude pics it would do anything BUT demoralize me! I think I would have died and gone to heaven or something! Hell, this is almost a humanitarian action!

	16-12-2002 22:21									#8
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How about just shouting 'surrender, or we will sodomize you'.

	16-12-2002 22:34									#9
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Or 'surrender, or we will post-humously convert you to Mormonism.'

	16-12-2002 22:36									#10
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Oh my God, that's just too cruel!

	16-12-2002 22:37									#11
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quote: 2Rasbelin: Why do you sigh? Something wrong?

He's just wishing that he lived in Iraq

	16-12-2002 22:50									#12
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Lemmy...

	16-12-2002 22:57									#13
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Dropping porn over Iraq will incentivise dictators to behave as Saddam does - bad idea.

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This is the best idea I have ever heard of.

	16-12-2002 23:11									#15
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quote: Originally posted by loinburger Or 'surrender, or we will post-humously convert you to Mormonism.'

This is already being done... well, sorta.

	16-12-2002 23:52									#16
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Do you understand my first post seriousely? It is feuilleton. How can you think that it is real. Only DinoDoc can imagine that it could be real.

	16-12-2002 23:54									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka How about just shouting 'surrender, or we will sodomize you'.

Or even Saddamize.

	17-12-2002 00:06									#18
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I'm sure those who have been post-humously Mormanized feel very sodomized indeed, I would.

	17-12-2002 00:35									#19
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What we really need to do is develop a Nude Bomb, a la Get Smart. Then we can hit them with it, thus rendering them all naked as jay birds but causing no other harm. The embarrassment coupled with the loss of clothing would ensure a rapid defeat for them.

	17-12-2002 01:27									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov What we really need to do is develop a Nude Bomb, a la Get Smart. Then we can hit them with it, thus rendering them all naked as jay birds but causing no other harm. The embarrassment coupled with the loss of clothing would ensure a rapid defeat for them.

Great movie, but absent that particular technology, to the porn bombs...

	17-12-2002 01:50									#21
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Boris has ulterior motives with the nude bomb.

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quote: Originally posted by Felch X Boris has ulterior motives with the nude bomb.

Bearded Arab men don't attract me, sorry.

	17-12-2002 01:59									#23
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Although, were I able to get my hands on the technology, the world would be in great peril, indeed.

	17-12-2002 02:15									#24
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This just reminds me. Didn't the allies do something with dropping pornography on the Germans?

Can anyone elaborate on this? I'm sorry, but I'm not well acquainted with the history of pornography warfare.

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	17-12-2002 03:16									#25
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hahaha-notice how many views this has compared to threads of the same number of posts?

	17-12-2002 03:29									#26
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I'm thinking in addition to the porno we drop them some cell phones with free minutes so they can call 900 numbers.

(and in secret the US can triangulate on the source of the calls...... BWAHAAHAAA... Or perhaps I've said too much. )

	17-12-2002 03:30									#27
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The Koran promises the faithful that in paraise they will be tended by "ageless youths of faultless beauty". Note that the Koran doesn't specify the sex of the youths. The question is then.....what kind of pornography should we drop?

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quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove The Koran promises the faithful that in paraise they will be tended by "ageless youths of faultless beauty". Note that the Koran doesn't specify the sex of the youths. The question is then.....what kind of pornography should we drop?

I think we need a committee to examine all the porn we have in stock, in painstaking detail, in order to decide which would have the best effect

	17-12-2002 03:50									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Six Thousand Year Old Man I think we need a committee to examine all the porn we have in stock, in painstaking detail, in order to decide which would have the best effect

Already on it, sir.

	17-12-2002 04:03									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Already on it, sir.

As you were soldier, don't get up.





It would be too embarassing....for both of us.