17-12-2002 08:01									#1
	West Virginia man arrested for having sex with sheep Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

Found this on Drudge.........

http://www.dailymail.com/news/News/2002121645/

quote: Man allegedly had sex with sheep Charleston police arrested an East Bank man for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in a West Side funeral home's live nativity scene. Joey Armstrong, 29, allegedly broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home on Tennessee Avenue about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, Charleston Police Sgt. Brent Webster said. Police, who were responding to a suspicious person call, say they found the suspect at the nativity scene, Webster said. Armstrong was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals. He was being held at South Central Regional Jail on $2,500 bond. Webster said police are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could be issued against Armstrong.

Must be a Welsh immigrant.......

	17-12-2002 08:08									#2
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I think it's far more likely that he's from New Zealand. What's Cali's alibi?

	17-12-2002 08:17									#4
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This reminds me of the Spanish fellow who died a few years ago while raping a chicken. Some of those farm boys get a little to friendly with the livestock if you know what I mean...

	17-12-2002 08:19									#5
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quote: and cruelty to animals

Hey c'mmon !!! She was practically begging for it !!! , I mean, clean shaven and all that.......

	17-12-2002 08:22									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin This reminds me of the Spanish fellow who died a few years ago while raping a chicken. Some of those farm boys get a little to friendly with the livestock if you know what I mean...

Did he drive the bookmobile too?

	17-12-2002 08:27									#7
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Was the sheep under-age?

	17-12-2002 10:00									#8
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Saw a better story than this in the L.A. Times....

A phone-sex operator in Florida collected a workers' comp award because she developed carpal tunnel sydrome from masterbating at least five times a day while she was working.

	17-12-2002 10:05									#9
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Wasn't it Welsh Pride Day in Charleston?

	17-12-2002 11:05									#10
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How can you die while trying to rape a chicken?
That chicken must have had a superb defense mechanism.

Well, I'm quite sure we will soon find the answer to my question as one of the more curious fellows at Apolyton is bound to try and see for himself what will happen when raping a chicken.

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	17-12-2002 13:39									#11
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sick

animal abuse if you ask me but no one asked me

	17-12-2002 16:58									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Zkribbler Saw a better story than this in the L.A. Times.... A phone-sex operator in Florida collected a workers' comp award because she developed carpal tunnel sydrome from masterbating at least five times a day while she was working.

Myth.

	17-12-2002 17:15									#13
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Wasn't that old bloke who was arrested after ****ging a cow from W/Virginia?

	17-12-2002 19:27									#14
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I think those who do such gross acts should be shot. Who the hell would do such a thing?

	17-12-2002 19:53									#15
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I remember a history course talking about a bloke ****ging a horse in the 16th century. it talked about the bloke moving ye beasts tail etc. very funny

Of course the horse probabaly didn't think so

	17-12-2002 19:54									#16
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I wonder if DF supports mans right to have sex with animals

	17-12-2002 22:41									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Fez I think those who do such gross acts should be shot. Who the hell would do such a thing?

Are you a vegetarian?

	17-12-2002 22:42									#18
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quote: Originally posted by TheStinger I wonder if DF supports mans right to have sex with animals

Only if the animal consents.

	17-12-2002 22:53									#19
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There was recently a man here arrested for ****ging a goat alongside the Hull-Bridlington line and was spotted by all the people on the train

	17-12-2002 22:54									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin Only if the animal consents.

How would you know?

	17-12-2002 22:55									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison There was recently a man here arrested for ****ging a goat alongside the Hull-Bridlington line and was spotted by all the people on the train

There was a thing on TV about that here.

	17-12-2002 22:57									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Sprayber How would you know?

I was giving DF's answer.

	17-12-2002 23:06									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin Are you a vegetarian?

Cows or Chickens are meant to be on my plate BBQed, fried or what not. But to have sex with an animal is disgusting.

And you foul rationality is pathetic.

Send the guy who committed the act in front of a firing squad. The act was completely disgusting. Who would do such a thing? And of course, SD, wants to throw crap at me. Damn it, cattle are raised for one purpose, and that is to end up on somebody's plate BBQ or fried (KFC). And that is a commonly accepted practice. What this guy did to that chicken was disgusting.

And since when was raising cattle for consumption murder? You got your morals screwed up.

	17-12-2002 23:06									#24
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
boy

	17-12-2002 23:13									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Fez Cows or Chickens are meant to be on my plate BBQed, fried or what not. But to have sex with an animal is disgusting. And you foul rationality is pathetic. Send the guy who committed the act in front of a firing squad. The act was completely disgusting. Who would do such a thing? And of course, SD, wants to throw crap at me. Damn it, cattle are raised for one purpose, and that is to end up on somebody's plate BBQ or fried (KFC). And that is a commonly accepted practice. What this guy did to that chicken was disgusting. And since when was raising cattle for consumption murder? You got your morals screwed up.

Stop it, you're just jealous

	17-12-2002 23:15									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Fez And you foul rationality is pathetic. .

Do you mean fowl rationality?

	17-12-2002 23:18									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Sprayber Do you mean fowl rationality?

Yes. But why nitpick spelling? I hate nitpickers beyond belief.

PH:

quote: Stop it, you're just jealous

You sick son of..

	17-12-2002 23:19									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Fez PH: You sick son of..

*thinks to himself 'reel 'em in Rich, reel 'em in'*

	17-12-2002 23:20									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Sprayber Do you mean fowl rationality?

And he fell for it...

	17-12-2002 23:22									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison *thinks to himself 'reel 'em in Rich, reel 'em in'*

Damn spammer...