18-12-2002 13:25									#1
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http://www.fortbendstar.com/121102/...20President.htm

Could be the start of a long and ugly impeachment process?

	18-12-2002 13:29									#2
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how about a link to a real news site

	18-12-2002 13:29									#3
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George W raped me too, where do I file a complaint?

	18-12-2002 13:30									#4
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quote: Sugar Land Police Department Captain Marcaurele said his department has no record of any complaints by Ms. Margie Schoedinger. Several attempts were made to contact Ms Schoedinger, she never returned any calls. Ms. Schoedinger’s law suit was filed on December 2, 2002 and is currently in the Fort Bend County system in County Civil Court at Law 3. Schoedinger is listed as her own legal representative.

This seems to be a non-story. Witnessed by the fact that no major network picked this up.

	18-12-2002 13:30									#5
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Sorry, all I read are odd, iddly piddly news sites.

	18-12-2002 13:47									#6
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Bush ought to treat this lunatic as respectfully as he can without breaking out into gales of laughter.

The person who filed the suit really need to be hospitalized.

	18-12-2002 13:49									#7
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That's probably what they were saying about Monica Lewinsky when that scandal first broke as well, Ned.

If we had an Apolyton database that went back to that time, I'm sure we would be able to find Democrat posters saying very similar things.

	18-12-2002 13:53									#8
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We all knew ol' Bill's zipper was permanently stuck in the down position. We jes' didn't care, or think it was a national priority. (Good ol') boys will be boys, and all that.

	18-12-2002 14:27									#9
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"We jes' didn't care, or think it was a national priority."

You and the rest of the world...

	18-12-2002 14:29									#10
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How can you not trust this face?

	18-12-2002 14:30									#11
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"(Good ol') boys will be boys, and all that."

Oh really....sounds like either a bad justification or another male stereotyping....

Is that meant to illicit applause amongst male members....bad taste and hardly becoming a moderator

	18-12-2002 14:31									#12
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mandarin, you are too much.

Who's DL are you, really?

	18-12-2002 14:35									#13
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"applause amongst male members



My male member applaudes that joke.

	18-12-2002 14:37									#14
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quote: Originally posted by The Mad Monk How can you not trust this face?

The face is dumb but okay, it is the person behind the face that has problems.

	18-12-2002 14:41									#15
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quote: Originally posted by monkspider Could be the start of a long and ugly impeachment process?

No

	18-12-2002 14:42									#16
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Too bad we can't bring him to trial for raping the country.

	18-12-2002 14:44									#17
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Humour is one thing....that clearly wasnt humurous.

Its exactly this kind of flippant male banter that sends out distorted signals to mankind about males roles in society....or would that be to hard for you to grasp Imraq ( im taking that its ok in your culture to belittle woman then ?)

	18-12-2002 14:47									#18
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quote: Originally posted by mandarin ( im taking that its ok in your society to belittle woman then ?)

No it's not OK .... but it IS OK to take your head out of your ass for 5 minutes and realise that the whole world isn't some seething cess-pool that needs your inflated sense of self-righteousness in order to be cleansed.
Try it sometime.

	18-12-2002 14:48									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Chris 62 No

Don't be so certian at this point Chris. The Dems could be out for revenge! But let's face it, the dems are spineless yesmen who always squander any political oppurtunity that they recieve. So You're probably right, truth be told.

	18-12-2002 14:50									#20
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quote: Originally posted by mandarin Humour is one thing....that clearly wasnt humurous. Its exactly this kind of flippant male banter that sends out distorted signals to mankind about males roles in society....or would that be to hard for you to grasp Imraq ( im taking that its ok in your culture to belittle woman then ?)

oh shut up

	18-12-2002 14:50									#21
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They are pounding Trent "Segregation" Lott, can't get two major Repubs in the same administration.

	18-12-2002 14:51									#22
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"No it's not OK .... but it IS OK to take your head out of your ass for 5 minutes and realise that the whole world isn't some seething cess-pool that needs your inflated sense of self-righteousness in order to be cleansed.
Try it sometime"

Justification,justification...oh so sometimes its ok to laugh at moral issues and othertimes not????

Id rather commend your mind and mouth for some real good 'ol fashion cleaning.....

	18-12-2002 14:52									#23
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No, it's always OK to make jokes about moral issues. Why wouldn't it be?

	18-12-2002 14:52									#24
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Wow, a nasty DL, what a novelty.

	18-12-2002 15:38									#25
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Mandarin, I hereby invoke my street creds as a lifelong firebrand feminist and social liberal and the soon-to-be-husband of a Women's Studies professor to say... come off it!!!

Jokes often are in bad taste, and it's certainly everybody's inalienable personal right to give the thumbs down to any joke, but when you say that making a joke about something is equivalent to spreading a message that it is okay, you are being a sanctimonious bully.

What you are implying is that when people tell or hear a joke they can't make the ethical and moral distinction between the humor (which is usually DEPENDENT on the inappropriateness of the action) and the inappropriateness of the action itself. Though, of course, Mandarin can.

That's just elitist and patronizing.

And now, for your personal pleasure, one of the most dead-on and hilarious jokes I know.

Q: "How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "That's not funny."

Thank you.

	18-12-2002 16:24									#26
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Kepler....

However seemingly eloquent your post tries to be it smacks of nothing more than a naughty little boy who needs to feel part of the bigger crowd. Sad

Your words are empty and foolish...

Dont give me a "plead the 5th/inalienable right" cr*p justification...it reaks of hypocrisy!

Ever heard of responsible talk? This is a public forum not a men's lavatory!

	18-12-2002 16:31									#27
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quote: Originally posted by mandarin Kepler.... However seemingly eloquent your post tries to be it smacks of nothing more than a naughty little boy who needs to feel part of the bigger crowd. Sad Your words are empty and foolish... Dont give me a "plead the 5th/inalienable right" cr*p justification...it reaks of hypocracy! Ever heard of responsible talk? This is a public forum not a men's lavatory!

You are very strange.

Bothe left and right on these forums agree you can make jokes about things, wihtout humour we're ****ed and would probably be ruled by little authoritarian types like yourself who think they can dictate what we can or cannot say

	18-12-2002 16:47									#28
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No, just that some of us have higher morals and more respect for members of the opposite sex.

"We all knew ol' Bill's zipper was permanently stuck in the down position.We jes' didn't care, or think it was a national priority.
(Good ol') boys will be boys, and all that."

I dont think Clinton's actions were anything remotely resembling humurous considering the office he held!

	18-12-2002 16:51									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Kepler ... and the soon-to-be-husband of a Women's Studies professor ....

Dude, I'm so sorry.

	18-12-2002 16:53									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Sikander Dude, I'm so sorry.

I hope thats not a joke, you are being demaening to women everywhere